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Clips from iZombie - The Exterminator (S01E01)

Then I went to the world's worst boat party and got turned into a zombie.

"Then I went to the world's worst boat party and got turned into a zombie."

iZombie

but brain eating has side effects.

"but brain eating has side effects."

iZombie

- (YELLS) - (SCREAMS)

"- (YELLS) - (SCREAMS)"

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What a wuss.

"What a wuss."

iZombie

Picture it, serial killer sneaks up behind the barrel.

"Picture it, serial killer sneaks up behind the barrel."

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(CLANKS)

"(CLANKS)"

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Now who's a wuss?

"Now who's a wuss?"

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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We can cut him into the movie.

"We can cut him into the movie."

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Or maybe it's a serial killer

"Or maybe it's a serial killer"

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and he can cut us into stupid virgin stew.

"and he can cut us into stupid virgin stew."

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Then I'm about to have three million Instagram followers.

"Then I'm about to have three million Instagram followers."

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as we get to an early warning system.

"as we get to an early warning system."

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It got a couple of hits.

"It got a couple of hits."

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added the Noxious Zombie to the cocktail menu.

"added the Noxious Zombie to the cocktail menu."

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And a teenager posted a picture on his Facebook.

"And a teenager posted a picture on his Facebook."

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We should at least go take a look.

"We should at least go take a look."

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Now, there may be a third?

"Now, there may be a third?"

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Do not. Seriously.

"Do not. Seriously."

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Solve murders, find zombies.

"Solve murders, find zombies."

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So how are we doing with our hit-and-run victim?

"So how are we doing with our hit-and-run victim?"

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but I need to drain the blood from the pericardial sac

"but I need to drain the blood from the pericardial sac"

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(GROANS)

"(GROANS)"

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(SIGHS) What's going on?

"(SIGHS) What's going on?"

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Said the man who keeps asking me

"Said the man who keeps asking me"

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It is in search of a cure, Liv.

"It is in search of a cure, Liv."

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Don't cheapen it.

"Don't cheapen it."

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And you shouldn't feel compelled to share your personal...

"And you shouldn't feel compelled to share your personal..."

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like the world's cruelest tease.

"like the world's cruelest tease."

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until someone ran him over in the Whole Lotta Lotta car park.

"until someone ran him over in the Whole Lotta Lotta car park."

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Said nobody. Ever.

"Said nobody. Ever."

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LIV: In my old life, I was a lot of things.

"LIV: In my old life, I was a lot of things."

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I'm a stomach, hunger incarnate.

"I'm a stomach, hunger incarnate."

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Why'd you stand me up last night?

"Why'd you stand me up last night?"

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Who can keep track?

"Who can keep track?"

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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This thing right here, does it have a name?

"This thing right here, does it have a name?"

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An ice pick's no good. You have to stab it 100 times.

"An ice pick's no good. You have to stab it 100 times."

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The best thing I found is a rock.

"The best thing I found is a rock."

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I may not think you're a murderer,

"I may not think you're a murderer,"

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but I think you're likely still the same drug-dealing knob

"but I think you're likely still the same drug-dealing knob"

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Otherwise, I'm gonna get really hammered two-fisting this.

"Otherwise, I'm gonna get really hammered two-fisting this."

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Oh. Uh, check this out.

"Oh. Uh, check this out."

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He offered a reward for any information leading to the killer's arrest.

"He offered a reward for any information leading to the killer's arrest."

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I was in the park looking for a place to sleep

"I was in the park looking for a place to sleep"

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I killed him.

"I killed him."

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just before his company goes public.

"just before his company goes public."

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But the city's finest get their man,

"But the city's finest get their man,"

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Yeah. Here's the thing,

"Yeah. Here's the thing,"

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I had a vision of him murdering Wally Walker.

"I had a vision of him murdering Wally Walker."

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I'm just wondering if this vision also contained

"I'm just wondering if this vision also contained"

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The victim was shot downward in the head

"The victim was shot downward in the head"

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invented by Hiram Percy Maxim in 1902.

"invented by Hiram Percy Maxim in 1902."

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Listen, our job right now is to find the person

"Listen, our job right now is to find the person"

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Don't worry, I'll man up for the both of us.

"Don't worry, I'll man up for the both of us."

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LIV: I just asked Clive to commit career suicide,

"LIV: I just asked Clive to commit career suicide,"

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And I genuinely don't care, like, at all.

"And I genuinely don't care, like, at all."

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Marvin Webster had quite the superiority complex.

"Marvin Webster had quite the superiority complex."

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And zero empathy and was a hit man.

"And zero empathy and was a hit man."

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Son of a bitch. I ate the brains

"Son of a bitch. I ate the brains"

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antisocial personality disorder.

"antisocial personality disorder."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Which I didn't realize would sound so sexual.

"Which I didn't realize would sound so sexual."

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I don't really know what's going on right now.

"I don't really know what's going on right now."

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So, you don't wanna mention that her laugh is annoying

"So, you don't wanna mention that her laugh is annoying"

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or question why they're this frickin' excited about Jenga?

"or question why they're this frickin' excited about Jenga?"

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Wow. That's impressive.

"Wow. That's impressive."

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Hello?

"Hello?"

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He's moving on.

"He's moving on."

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There are nearly 8,000 recognized lakes in Washington state.

"There are nearly 8,000 recognized lakes in Washington state."

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This one's second biggest.

"This one's second biggest."

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It's... It's very interesting, thank you.

"It's... It's very interesting, thank you."

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So, how's this brain treating you?

"So, how's this brain treating you?"

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That could have its upside.

"That could have its upside."

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(RUSTLING)

"(RUSTLING)"

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Wait. Did you just hear something?

"Wait. Did you just hear something?"

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Like someone moaning the word "brains"? No.

"Like someone moaning the word "brains"? No."

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If you heard aimless shambling of the undead,

"If you heard aimless shambling of the undead,"

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that might've just been me.

"that might've just been me."

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(GRUNTING)

"(GRUNTING)"

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You know her?

"You know her?"

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Well, she's been in here for months and she's alive.

"Well, she's been in here for months and she's alive."

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That's open to debate.

"That's open to debate."

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with hit man brains,

"with hit man brains,"

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but let's remember to "do unto others."

"but let's remember to "do unto others.""

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We don't know for sure.

"We don't know for sure."

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But we're both thinking it.

"But we're both thinking it."

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I mean, what happens if a zombie

"I mean, what happens if a zombie"

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this far gone gets to feed?

"this far gone gets to feed?"

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an encouraging parasympathetic response.

"an encouraging parasympathetic response."

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When we come back,

"When we come back,"

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Come help me lean on his bookie. Don't make me beg.

"Come help me lean on his bookie. Don't make me beg."

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Two murders, one case. Come on, work with me here.

"Two murders, one case. Come on, work with me here."

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You're making quite a leap here.

"You're making quite a leap here."

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and bookmaker to half the cops in the city.

"and bookmaker to half the cops in the city."

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This guy knows what I'm talking about.

"This guy knows what I'm talking about."

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"Uh, low profile. Let's go find Smitty."

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CLIVE: Uh, is Smitty around?

"CLIVE: Uh, is Smitty around?"

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Detective Babineaux, Homicide.

"Detective Babineaux, Homicide."

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- It's Trivia Tuesday! - (CROWD CHEERING)

"- It's Trivia Tuesday! - (CROWD CHEERING)"

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to win best picture at the Oscars?

"to win best picture at the Oscars?"

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Good luck, Masters. (GIGGLES)

"Good luck, Masters. (GIGGLES)"

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I'll be right back.

"I'll be right back."

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- Piggy and the Brain. (GIGGLES) - (APPLAUSE)

"- Piggy and the Brain. (GIGGLES) - (APPLAUSE)"

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It wasn't the first time he'd been in deep.

"It wasn't the first time he'd been in deep."

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told me that if I gave him two months,

"told me that if I gave him two months,"

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he'd double my vig.

"he'd double my vig."

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You know he's stonewalling, right?

"You know he's stonewalling, right?"

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might've been someone he knew.

"might've been someone he knew."

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and we're wasting our time.

"and we're wasting our time."

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Maybe it gets brighter.

"Maybe it gets brighter."

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- (BULB BREAKS) - (SIGHS)

"- (BULB BREAKS) - (SIGHS)"

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(MARVIN SCREAMING)

"(MARVIN SCREAMING)"

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CLIVE: Liv?

"CLIVE: Liv?"

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It was definitely intentional.

"It was definitely intentional."

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I caught the first few letters of the plate.

"I caught the first few letters of the plate."

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Look what Marvin keeps in his tool chest.

"Look what Marvin keeps in his tool chest."

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but I'm starting to believe that there isn't such a thing.

"but I'm starting to believe that there isn't such a thing."

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With the color and the partial plate,

"With the color and the partial plate,"

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How about doing a sketch of the taillight

"How about doing a sketch of the taillight"

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