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Clips from 30 Rock - Cooter (S02E02)

"Oh, good Lord, Lemon. With an adoption."
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"Okay, then, yeah. Help me. Thanks."
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"Yeah."
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"and, frankly, could only work if somehow we could get the enemy"
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"into a closed, unventilated space."
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"I feel weird."
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"Dude, I played this thing for a couple hours."
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"Yes! I'm gonna be a billionaire!"
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"The true seat of American power."
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"This all happening so fast."
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"We're sharing the load."
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"...extreme weather preparedness, and the War on the Poor."
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"You mean the War on Poverty."
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"So you're never coming back?"
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"I'm sorry, Lemon, but there's nothing left for me at GE."
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"Sure, Geiss could come out of the coma and say,"
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""Jackie Boy, you're the next CEO.""
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"This is all so weird."
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"Lemon, it's 8:00 in the morning."
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"Are you eating those Mexican cheese curls?"
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"Hey, don't knock my Sabor de Soledad."
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"Well, I don't know."
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"Are the lightning bolts supposed to be going in or out?"
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"These worlds are so clear in my head!"
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"Sorry about the wizard, Tracy."
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"I'll call the Korean animators."
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"I'm sorry."
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"like a bunch of goof-offs?"
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"Yes."
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"You having your woman times?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Mr. Hornberger, I was wondering if I could ask you"
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"to write a recommendation for me to be a page"
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"Have you ever wanted to go to the Olympics, Mr. Hornberger?"
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"I almost went once."
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"Bad news, archers."
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"President Carter has decided to boycott the Moscow Games."
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"Anyway, I was wondering when you were gonna come to me for this."
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"The memo I got said they were due in two weeks!"
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"No, it's today at 5:00."
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"Parcell."
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"I thought you'd be coming out of that door."
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"Looks like you'll be staying here in New York all summer,"
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"while I travel to beautiful, breezy Beijing."
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"The day's not over yet."
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"acting head of FEMA, temporary acting head of the FBC"
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"while the acting head is on trial."
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"Wow, you've had a lot of shake-ups around here lately, huh?"
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"with the current election,"
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"I think of him as a lame eagle."
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"No, it's not."
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"If you have any questions, I'll write down my extension for you."
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"You don't have pens?"
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"We're not in a recession."
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"Boy, we've got to crack the whip around here, Cooter."
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"No, it's not. I'll show you the study."
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"Hey, we have a meeting with the Appropriations Committee"
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"like now."
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"Oh, no, I'm not prepared."
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"I mean, I know Jack's not here."
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"I don't suppose you want to be my sounding board."
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"You're busy. I'll come back another time."
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"Warrior, you have defeated the snake-elf."
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"Now join me in the orgy chamber."
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"The poets will sing of this night."
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"It's not..."
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"Let's just skip ahead to the list"
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"of player sensuality options."
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"Touch my chest area."
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"Now give me a little robot."
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"Good. Touch my feet with your knees."
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"Now that we're in the zone,"
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"I want you to give me some random sex sounds."
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"Oh!"
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"Ah."
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"Let's take it again from the top."
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"Um, maybe you're busy spreading democracy."
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"Anyway, give me a call."
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"Aah! Things are happening!"
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"The city of Portland has requested $9 million"
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"to shore up its dam system."
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"I can't support that. "Dam" is a swear word."
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"Randall, must you bring religion into everything?"
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"Gentlemen, madam."
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"Well, that's one theory."
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"We need hope. We need change."
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"We need experience."
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"Kenneth, where have you been?"
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"Did someone say "Donny"?"
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"No. No."
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"Parcell."
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"That's the only thing I know how to say in Chinese."
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"41/2 hours, Hee-Haw."
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"I'll never finish this application in time."
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"'cause it's just not in my nature to brag on myself."
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"Sneaking something wonderful about yourself"
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"into everyday conversation."
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"Like when I tell people, "It's hard for me"
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"Oh."
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"Ew."
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"Now you try."
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"It's hard for me to watch "American Idol""
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"Ugh. It's no use."
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"Oh, no. Someone's gonna get more attention than me."
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"I'm so happy you're here."
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"since the two weeks when they tried to teach us Farsi."
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"Jonathan?"
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"What did he say?"
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"Would you make sure that it gets into the right hands?"
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"I've got to back."
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"But we're gonna do great things together."
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"This is my only chance."
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"Resignation denied."
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"You can't deny my resignation."
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"As acting head of the FBC, I oversee the EWPC,"
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"You'll stay here and serve your country."
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"He provides jobs, fuels innovation."
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"He brings good things to light!"
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"Cooter, I'm begging you."
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"Please let me go."
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