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Clips from iZombie - Virtual Reality Bites (S01E01)

"I know it."
iZombie
"You're a social worker, not a cop. You could've been killed."
iZombie
"for the Washington Huskies, baby."
iZombie
"A head-hunter. I'm a dangerous man."
iZombie
"you'll take matters into your own hands. There's a reason..."
iZombie
"Musician type? If I hadn't stumbled in"
iZombie
"Have some faith in me, all right?"
iZombie
"I've been girding myself for this day."
iZombie
"Come on. Who's your buddy?"
iZombie
"I'm your buddy."
iZombie
"Eager to share the highs and lows of your life."
iZombie
"Mmm-hmm."
iZombie
"Just a second. I don't want it to pop."
iZombie
"That's fine. Chicks dig scars."
iZombie
"We've got a spinach quiche, freshly-baked baguette..."
iZombie
"Spicy mustard and gulai otak."
iZombie
"Yes, I'm sure!"
iZombie
"Okay, um, I'll run back to Meat Cute and I'll be back in 20 minutes."
iZombie
"I don't think I can wait that long."
iZombie
"I believe the professional term is "ugh.""
iZombie
"(GRUNTS)"
iZombie
"Ah, better. Thanks."
iZombie
"Our vic is Simon Cutler, 32 years old."
iZombie
"Damn, this is the ripest dude I've smelled."
iZombie
"You just ruined grapes for me."
iZombie
"Okay, our guy here was a total shut-in."
iZombie
"He'd receive all necessities through the dog hatch on the front door."
iZombie
"so a neighbor called the police."
iZombie
"Uh, I'm gonna need more of that camphor."
iZombie
"So no one's been in or out?"
iZombie
"No. Which should make figuring out what killed him easy."
iZombie
"How long do you think he's been here?"
iZombie
"Well, based on the purple hue of the skin,"
iZombie
"I'll take your word for it."
iZombie
"By the looks of his computer setup,"
iZombie
"he could've been directing air traffic down here."
iZombie
"Day trader, maybe?"
iZombie
"Hmm. The carpet's sticky. Nice shag."
iZombie
"Apparently he's been down here since 1974."
iZombie
"Fried chicken. Fried pies."
iZombie
"My money says Big Boy here had a heart attack."
iZombie
"and hasn't been to the hospital recently, an autopsy is de rigueur."
iZombie
"is gonna be so disappointed I blanked on that one."
iZombie
"(COUGHS)"
iZombie
"Confetti?"
iZombie
"(CLIVE READING) It's someone's birthday."
iZombie
"Well, it was a memorable one."
iZombie
"You know what you're doing, right?"
iZombie
"How did you know they were Jerome's?"
iZombie
"They were cool shoes, but they weren't one of a kind."
iZombie
"(DOORBELL RINGING)"
iZombie
"(THEME SONG PLAYING)"
iZombie
"Our sex life is more me calling you"
iZombie
"In my vision, it was a donut that almost killed him."
iZombie
"It's password protected, what am I supposed to..."
iZombie
"Please don't let me be opening gross porn."
iZombie
"He's the one who beat me up."
iZombie
""I told these morons when I ordered their crullers, 'No peanuts, morons.'"
iZombie
"Must be a loose wire or something."
iZombie
"Tell me his birthday matches the date of the murder."
iZombie
"Who knows if we even like each other."
iZombie
"Another piece of confetti in his eyeball."
iZombie
"Yeah. Sorry, I..."
iZombie
"because I was sure it was coming."
iZombie
"Not the sort of feedback you'd display on your cash register, was it?"
iZombie
"We didn't even know the guy's real name."
iZombie
"LIV: (ON COMPUTER) They have motive, Clive. Motive and means."
iZombie
"He messed with all of her tax records and insurance, medical, DMV."
iZombie
"I, I know you're not. Um, uh, you, you..."
iZombie
"All right, I'm gonna walk this over to Missing Persons right now. Nice kicks."
iZombie
"My insurance covers, like, one Band-Aid a year."
iZombie
"Batman versus the Candyman. Point Candyman."
iZombie
"Yeah, after we saw the review, we learned that our canola oil"
iZombie
"- I thought it was broken. - Oh, it was."
iZombie
"That gave you a three-mile delivery radius."
iZombie
"It means required."
iZombie
"So you're telling me the most hated man on the Internet"
iZombie
"How will I know who you are?"
iZombie
"- So he's really dead? - Yes."
iZombie
"Ah."
iZombie
"(DRILL WHIRRING) (SCREAMING)"
iZombie
"I should probably sit. Whoo!"
iZombie
"Don't ask, and I won't lie."
iZombie
"Thank you. For the soup."
iZombie
"Your sister posted the call on her Facebook page."
iZombie
"Which was the online alias of Simon Cutler."
iZombie
"and you resisting the urge to call me."
iZombie
"(PANTING)"
iZombie
"All right, I'll be there in 10. I'm just leaving that charcuterie on Pine."
iZombie
"That'll give us more to work with."
iZombie
"We're in! We're in!"
iZombie
"I just spent an hour looking through death threats levied against the man."
iZombie
"I am sorry."
iZombie
"And even if I knew who he was, how would I get to Seattle?"
iZombie
"How many of us are there out there?"
iZombie
"I'm the guy who just had to know."
iZombie
"I get it. You're still not over him."
iZombie
"LIV: (ON COMPUTER) Can you reposition me? I can't really see their faces."
iZombie
"Ring Around the Rosie?"
iZombie
"Joey, we've established that Mike is always a tool."
iZombie
"You're rubbish. And I am the man that takes out the rubbish."
iZombie
"- LOWELL: (OVER PHONE) This is Lowell, leave a message. - (BEEPS)"
iZombie
"LIV: Sean Posey let a tragedy ruin his life."
iZombie
"Thanks for letting me know."
iZombie
"We were supposed to hand it down to our children."
iZombie
"I don't play in public anymore."
iZombie
"'Cause one of you wanted Simon Cutler to know"
iZombie
"Man's inhumanity to man. Do you ever really get used to it?"
iZombie
"Do you think she sucked the marrow from life?"
iZombie
"Dead?"
iZombie
"New customer! 300-pounder dropped dead on his stairs. Our services are required."
iZombie
"Maybe you got a different vibe sitting there in the room with them,"
iZombie
"Major? What the hell?"
iZombie
"Well, well, well. Look who's back from the dead."
iZombie
"The man's too good-looking. I'm giving him character."
iZombie
"Apparently, Cutler here was an Internet troll and hacker"
iZombie
"For a mere 25K a month,"
iZombie
"- JEROME: Have you seen my friend? - Brother, I just saw him."
iZombie
"BLAINE: We'll have you to him in no time."
iZombie
"- He knows something. - (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)"
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