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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Vengeance Formulation (S03E03)

"Not important."
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"- Can I ask you a question? - Sure."
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"To be honest, I was hoping at least second base."
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"But I need to know whether you're looking for a relationship..."
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"...or a one-night stand."
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"Maybe you need to think about it a little."
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"But now that I think about it, that was three dates."
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"I have something to announce, but out of respect for convention..."
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"I hear you're gonna be on the radio..."
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"My pleasure."
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"Let me ask you a question."
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"At what point did National Public Radio..."
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"I was on the radio once."
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"It's much catchier in Hindi."
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"...for the less educated in the audience to understand."
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"You know, when Sheldon gives you homework, you don't have to do it."
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"Hey, Howard, why haven't you called Bernadette?"
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"...because you're holding out for some fantasy?"
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"You know, physically."
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"I am here, right? You see me?"
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"...is an entirely different question."
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"This is Ira Flatow and you're listening to NPR's Science Friday."
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"Joining us today by phone from his office In Pasadena, California..."
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"Dr. Cooper, I think there might be something wrong with our connection."
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"No, I hear you fine."
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"...is the existence of such monopoles."
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"Thanks, Howard."
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"You wanna play Cylon and colonist?"
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"No, I wanna know why you're playing make-believe with me..."
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"...when you could be out with a real woman tonight."
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"Of course I mean Bernadette."
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"...to spend your nights in the bathtub with a mental image and a washcloth."
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"Howard!"
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"I hope that's all you're doing! We share that tub!"
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"Don't remind me!"
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"With all that helium in you, you're lucky you don't float away."
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"Are you really admitting defeat?"
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"Like how the Joker got back at Batman..."
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"...I suppose I could poison Kripke."
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"...but let's dial it back to a nonlethal form of vengeance."
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"He'll sit down and it'll sound like he's flatulent even though he's not."
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"Oh, gee, you're too late."
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"I came to talk to Bernadette. She's working today, right?"
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"- Hello, Howard. - Wait, Bernadette, I need to talk to you."
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"I'm never gonna find another girl like you..."
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"...who likes me and is, you know, real."
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"- So this isn't a joke? - No."
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"I prefer to think of myself as quirky."
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"Fair enough. When's your break?"
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"A solution of hydrogen peroxide and one of saturated potassium iodide."
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"- What's this? - Mountain Dew."
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"This is brilliant, Sheldon."
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"How are we gonna deploy it in Kripke's office?"
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"Already taken care of. Observe."
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"...thanks to a dollar bill discreetly placed in the night janitor's shirt pocket."
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"You flatter me, sir."
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"The reaction will be triggered when Kripke reaches the center of the room."
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"Mwa, ha, ha."
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"I gotta say, I am really impressed."
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"It may be low-tech..."
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"Hello, Kripke."
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"...for their support and encouragement In this enterprise."
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"Well, I'm going back to India. What's your plan?"
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"- Mm-hm. - Testing. Check. Check two."
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"Oh, now what?"
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"Are you sure? He's small."
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"Bet I could get a nice tight spiral on him."
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"Ahhh"
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"But, Bernadette Give me one more chance"
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"I'll get the hang of this thing They call romance"
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"Oh, I am so sorry."
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"Bernadette"
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"So two years later, there's a knock on the door."
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"Guy opens it, and there is the snail..."
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"I don't really get it."
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"Well, see, it took two years for the snail to..."
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"Where do you think this is going?"
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"You're so funny."
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"You're like a standup comedian."
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"A Jewish standup comedian, that would be new."
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"No, I was just... Because... Never mind."
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"- We do? - Sex."
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"You're kidding."
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"Okay, just to be clear, there's only one correct answer, right?"
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"I mean, it's not like "Chicken or fish?" on an airplane?"
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"Well, you know, it's not unheard of..."
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"Three dates means sex?"
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"Who knew?"
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"Why are you back from your date so early?"
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"- What exactly does that mean? - He struck out."
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"Hey, did you know that three dates with the same woman..."
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"...did she ask for any kind of commitment?"
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"No, she was pretty clear about wanting to keep her options open."
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"...I will wait for you to finish your conversation."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"The cultural paradigm in which people have sex after three dates."
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"I see."
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"Now, are we talking "date" the social interaction..."
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"...or "date" the dried fruit?"
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"Never mind. What's your announcement?"
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"Well, this is very exciting, and I wanted you to be among the first to know..."
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"Thank you, Kripke..."
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"...for depriving me of the opportunity to share my news with my friends."
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"Well, why are you such a stupidhead?"
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"Are you really gonna be on NPR?"
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"Yes, they're interviewing me by phone from my office..."
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"It's pledge week, and they're trying to goose the ratings with controversy."
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"She's convening her Bible study group to listen in..."
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"...and then pray for my soul."
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"...and was the fourth person to say the phrase that pays:"
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"That means "Fever 104: Home of the really good current music.""
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"All right, these are the talking points for my NPR interview tomorrow."
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"I need to make sure they're simple enough..."
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"Howard, look this over and tell me what's unclear to you."
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"I have a Master's in engineering from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology."
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"It required the completion of 144 units of grad work and an original thesis."
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"Yes."
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"Look this over and tell me what's unclear to you."
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"In fact, it's better if you don't. Otherwise, the rest of us look bad."
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"- Hi, guys. - Hello."
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