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Clips from Friends - The One with the Lottery (S09E09)

"Yeah, with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use $300 million."
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"- Sure. - Ooh! I have an idea."
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"- Still on Amelia Earhart? - The woman just vanished!"
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"I mean, that's such a bunch of boo-hockey."
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"Pie-eating contest?"
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"And I am seeing spots."
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"Yeah. And then I figured after you win, we can all go out to the balcony..."
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"- Hey, Charlie, what do you know? - What's going on?"
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"- No, that kid Nate got it. - Oh, I hate that guy."
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"Except I don't care about Charlie."
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"Right. But we know what you're wishing for."
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"- I can't really say. - I understand."
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"I won! Hey!"
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"I'll have to meet you up there. I gotta gas up the Hyundai.""
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"You know what? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you."
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"...that the lottery is boo-hockey..."
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"I'm not sure a sports team is the way to go."
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"...when we're around Emma."
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"Which I now realize we are not."
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"Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too."
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"We divide them into six groups of 40."
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"- What about the ones on the nightstand? - There are no tickets there."
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"Yes, there are. I just saw them a few minutes ago."
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"Please. If I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me."
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"You know what? I want my share of the tickets."
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"And Steffi Graf! Ha, ha."
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"No. You guys, we gotta keep all the tickets together."
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"Aw! - Ah!"
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"Can I come a little bit closer? Valuable things are getting squished."
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"- Fflends! - Money!"
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"Okay. Good. You guys were so scared."
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"There is no way I was gonna dump this..."
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"And the wind sure made it fun."
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"Weird your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon."
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"Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do."
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"Hey, Chandler, it's Charlie."
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"I'm really sorry, man. It was a lot of fun working with you"
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"We should call my mom's and say good night to Emma..."
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"Honey, you're being really strong about this."
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"Hundred and thirty-one."
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"And remember, you're Daddy's little girl. Heh."
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"Mom, please, I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you."
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"Heh."
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"She's gonna be a scientist."
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"We're excited about the level of sophistication..."
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"You bet. No TV or anything."
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"- What? - We won!"
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"I know that, but look, we got the Powerball number. We won $3!"
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"I don't care. I've never won anything before. I can't believe this!"
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"Monica? Hey, can I borrow the Porsche?"
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"- Okay. - All right!"
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"But, uh, ahem, what is it not?"
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"A place to entertain my lady friends."
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"- And what else is it not? - A place to eat spaghetti."
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"- Very good. - Thanks."
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"- What do you need it for anyway? - The, uh, lottery is up to 300 million..."
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"- ...and they don't sell tickets here. - So you're driving up to Connecticut?"
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"Yeah, Connecticut. Not West Virginia."
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"Maybe I'll drive you up there. I'd like to buy some tickets myself."
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"Yes, because if I was at my old job, we'd say, "300 million? No, thank you.""
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"- Will you get me tickets too? - Yeah, me too."
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"Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together..."
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"- ...and then if we win, we'll split it. - That's a great idea!"
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"No, thanks."
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"- You don't want to win the lottery? - Uh, sure I do."
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"I also want to be king of my own country..."
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"...and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart."
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"Seriously, you don't want in on this?"
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"No. Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery?"
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"I mean, you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times."
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"But there's six of us, so we'd only have to get struck 7 times."
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"I like those odds!"
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"Seriously, you guys, I can't believe you're gonna spend $250 on the lottery."
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"I'll ask."
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""Boo-hockey"?"
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"Oh, we think Emma's about to start talking..."
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"...so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her."
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"So get ready to hear a lot of, uh, boo-hockey..."
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"...gosh darn it and brother pucker."
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"How do you know she's gonna start talking?"
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"When I talk to her, I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying."
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"Kind of like Joey."
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"What's that now?"
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"God, look at all these tickets. It's so exciting."
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"I haven't won anything since sixth grade."
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"You assume because I was heavy that's the only way I could win something?"
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"No, I saw a picture of you covered in blueberries."
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"- That was a good day. - Yeah."
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"- They're towing your car! - I'm parked in a garage on Morton."
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"They're towing a car."
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"Ross, you don't have Emma! Rachel, you don't have Emma!"
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"- Where's Emma? Who has Emma? - Joey, relax."
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"My mother picked her up two hours ago. You were there."
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"- I was? - Yes, and you talked to her."
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"- I did? - She dropped off a casserole."
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"Oh, yeah, the casserole lady."
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"Did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?"
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"...and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it."
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"Don't touch the phone! I'll get it! I'll get it!"
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"- You think he washed his hands? - Hello?"
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"Chandler's supposed to find out if he's getting a job at his agency."
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"But out of 15 interns, they're only hiring three."
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"- Ooh. Tough odds. - Yeah."
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"If only it were a sure thing like your 24-state lottery."
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"Yeah, look who's coming around!"
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"Damn it. All right, call me when you know more."
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"- Did you get it? - One of the slots got filled."
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"- By you? - Sense the tone."
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"- I mean, come on, pull up your pants! - I know."
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"Well, there's two spots left, right?"
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"Yeah. I mean, I want this so much. I want to get one."
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"I want my friend Charlie to get one."
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"Hey!"
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"You are not gonna believe this. I just saw my psychic..."
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"...and she said I was definitely gonna win the lottery tonight!"
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"I thought we could use some extra luck..."
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"...so I brought a wishbone home from work."
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"A psychic and a wishbone? Guys, give someone else a chance."
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"- All right, who wants to do it? - Ooh, can I?"
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"Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone."
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