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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Gorilla Experiment (S03E03)

"You're sitting here playing video games all day."
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"Okay, point."
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"What sort of foundation do you have?"
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"Did you take any science classes in school?"
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"Sure. I did the one with the frogs."
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"The one with the frogs."
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"It was pretty cool. A lot of the girls threw up. I gutted that thing like a deer."
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"Oh, come on, a smart guy like you? It'll be a challenge."
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"You could make it like an experiment."
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"Interesting."
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"I suppose if someone could teach sign language to Koko the gorilla..."
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"...I could teach you some rudimentary physics."
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"Great. It's a little insulting, but great. I'll be Koko."
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"Mm. Not likely. Koko learned to understand over 2000 words."
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"Not one of which had anything to do with shoes."
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"Hey, fellas, this is my girlfriend, Bernadette."
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"My girlfriend, Bernadette."
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"- Who are all those people? - I have no idea."
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"- Hey, Leonard. - Hi."
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"He doesn't mean salt mines. He means where he works."
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"Yeah, no, I got it."
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"- So how's your experiment going? - Terrific."
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"- Boy, I'd love to see that. - You're welcome to come."
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"Excuse me."
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"- Could you grab me another napkin? - Sure."
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"Thanks, honey."
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"All right. What is your deal?"
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"Inviting my girlfriend to come see your electron accelerator?"
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"Yeah, so?"
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"Wow, you really are a piece of work."
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"It's not enough you get the prom queen..."
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"- What are you talking about? - Look, don't play innocent with me."
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"I practically invented using fancy lab equipment to seduce women."
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"- Has it ever worked? - Not so far, but that's not the point."
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"I hope not, because you don't wanna mess with me."
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"I'm crazy."
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"I believe you."
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"Research journal, entry one."
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"I'm about to embark on one of the great challenges of my scientific career:"
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"teaching Renny physics."
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"I'm calling It Project Gorilla."
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"- Hey, Sheldon. - Come in. Take a seat."
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"Subject has arrived."
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"I've extended a friendly, casual greeting."
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"Ready to get started?"
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"One moment."
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"Subject appears well-rested and enthusiastic."
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"Apparently, ignorance Is bliss."
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"All right, let us begin."
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"- Where's your notebook? - Um, I don't have one."
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"How are you gonna take notes without a notebook?"
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"I have to take notes?"
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"- There's gonna be a test? - Tests."
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"Here. It's college-ruled. I hope that's not too intimidating."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"Now, introduction to physics."
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"Physika means the science of natural things."
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"- Ancient Greece? - Ah. If you have questions, raise your hand."
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"As I was saying, it's a warm summer evening in ancient Greece..."
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"- Yes, Penny. - I have to go to the bathroom."
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"- Can't you hold it? - Not for 2600 years."
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"Project Gorilla, entry two."
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"I am exhausted."
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"- Howard? - Uh... Huh?"
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"It unhooks in the front."
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"Oh, that explains a lot."
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"Howard, I'm home."
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"Of course."
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"Senior fitness was canceled."
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"It turns out you can forget how to ride a bike."
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"Hey, Ma, can I have lamb stew for dinner?"
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"Lamb stew? I'd have to go to the supermarket."
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"Please? I got a real hankering."
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"Oh, I can't say no to my little tushy-face."
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"- I'll be back soon. - Thanks, Ma."
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"Do you want the regular peas or the Le Sueur?"
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"Always Le Sueur peas with lamb stew."
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"You're right. When you're right, you're right."
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"- What if they're out of the Le Sueur? - Then get the regular!"
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"All right. You don't have to yell."
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"Sorry about that."
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"- Let me just put that on vibrate. - I'm already on vibrate."
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"Okay, now, that one I got."
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"Howard, did you say something to Leonard about me?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"He says if I go see his experiment tomorrow, it might weird you out."
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"Really? He said that?"
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"- You're not jealous of Leonard, are you? - Me? No."
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"I may have mentioned that it's a little inappropriate..."
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"...to be asking another man's girlfriend to his experiment..."
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"...without discussing it with said man."
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"I need to ask your permission to hang out with Leonard?"
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"I didn't say anything like that. I said Leonard has to ask my permission."
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"Come on, I don't wanna eat lamb stew with my mother."
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"Damn. Was this close on the bra."
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"Now, remember, Newton realized that Aristotle was wrong..."
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"...and force was not necessary to maintain motion."
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"So let's plug in our 9.8 meters per second squared..."
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"...as A and we get force... Earth gravity."
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"- -equals mass times 9.8 meters per second per second."
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"So we can see that MA equals MG and what do we know from this?"
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"Uh... We know that Newton was a really smart cookie."
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"Oh, is that where Fig Newtons come from?"
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"No, Fig Newtons are named after a small town in Massachusetts."
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"- No, don't write that down. - Sorry."
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"Now, if MA equals MG..."
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"What...? But...? How can you not know? I just told you."
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"Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?"
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"Hey, you don't have to be so mean."
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"I'm sorry. Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?"
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"No. You just suck at teaching."
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"Really? Of those two explanations, which one seems the most likely?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Sheldon, look, I'm trying to understand but you're going too fast."
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"It's a warm summer evening in ancient Greece..."
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"Not that far back."
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"Okay, at what point did you begin to feel lost?"
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"I don't know. Where were we looking up at the night sky?"
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"- Greece. - Damn it."
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"Look, there's no need to get frustrated."
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