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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Gorilla Experiment (S03E03)

"People learn at different rates."
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"MA equals MG...?"
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"- Aristotle? - No."
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"- Five? - Oh!"
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"Oh, then I don't know."
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"- Why are you crying? - Because I'm stupid."
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"Well, that's no reason to cry."
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"No, one cries because one is sad."
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"For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad."
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"Look, can we just please forget about all this extra stuff..."
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"All right."
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"Leonard is attempting to learn..."
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"...why subatomic particles move the way they do."
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"Really? That's it? Well, that doesn't sound so complicated."
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"It's not. That's why Leonard does it."
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"Okay, I just have one question."
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"What exactly are subatomic particles?"
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"- A good question. - Thank you."
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"It's a warm summer evening in ancient Greece."
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"Okay, I got a bone to pick with you."
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"I was in bed with Bernadette and you text-blocked me."
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"- What? - Yeah, we were completely naked..."
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"...and about to devour each other when:"
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"You text her that I have a problem with her hanging with you."
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"You do have a problem with her hanging out with me."
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"But that's not what you tell her."
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"Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche."
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"And what would that be?"
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"Come on, do I have to think of everything?"
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"Hey, Leonard, am I too late to see your experiment?"
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"- Oh, hi. - Hi."
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"- What are you doing here? - Same thing you're doing here."
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"- Came to see Leonard's experiment. - No, you didn't."
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"You said Leonard's experiment was stupid."
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"You told her my experiment was stupid?"
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"I was just repeating what Sheldon said."
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"Look, let's not get off topic. Bernadette, I need to apologize."
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"- Should I leave you two alone? - No, Leonard, you should hear this."
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"Okay, good. Because I wasn't really gonna go."
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"Look, I know I come off as confident and worldly..."
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"...but the truth is I'm not."
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"We're shocked."
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"Which is why I tend to feel threatened by other guys."
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"Or loud noises, clowns and nuns."
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"But I now realize how foolish that is."
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"He had a panic attack once when he got his head stuck in his sweater."
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"It was a full turtleneck."
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"- And why aren't you helping me? - I don't know."
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"Maybe because I'm crazy?"
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"Bernadette, please, I'm asking you to give me another chance."
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"What do you think, Leonard? Should I give him another chance?"
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"It's up to you. He didn't call your experiment stupid."
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"Come here, tushy-face."
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"Tushy-face. That is going on Twitter right now."
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"Raj, you should've seen Leonard's experiment."
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"The interference pattern was cool when the electron beam was on."
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"I'm glad you enjoyed it. Most people aren't that interested in what I do."
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"Actually, that's not true, Leonard."
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"I've been thinking that, given the parameters of your experiment..."
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"...is no different than the experiment already conducted in the Netherlands."
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"Their observed phase shift in the diffusing electrons inside the ring..."
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"...already demonstrated the electric analogue..."
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"...of the Aharonov-Bohm quantum interference effect."
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"That's it. That's all I know."
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"Fig Newtons were named after a town in Massachusetts, not the scientist."
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"...motor skills and a genie who grants wishes..."
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"- A little physics? - Yeah."
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"Look, it's Howard and his girlfriend, Bernadette."
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"And to answer it, we first must ask ourselves, "What is physics?""
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"- No. - Oh, you got me again."
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"...without regard for its equitable distribution."
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"Really? That'd be great."
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"How else are you gonna study for the tests?"
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"It's a warm summer evening, circa 600 B.C."
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"- Twenty-six hundred years? - Yeah, give or take."
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"- I guess I should go. - No, don't move."
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"I'm fine, but, oy, did Sam Harpootian eat gravel."
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"You've finished your shopping at the local market or agora."
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"...with half his chin scraped off?"
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"That's great, Ma."
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"...to the Dutch researchers that Leonard is currently ripping off."
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"How exciting is that?"
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"Do they have that?"
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"What's great about an 80-year-old Armenian man..."
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"And you look up at the night sky."
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"...from the ancient Greeks through Isaac Newton to Niels Bohr..."
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"Like Hanukkah in July."
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"And there you notice some of the stars seem to move..."
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"...so you name them planetes or wanderer."
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"This is the beginning of a 2600-year journey we're going to take together..."
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"Yes, Penny?"
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"Does this have anything to do with Leonard's work?"
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