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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Gorilla Experiment (S03E03)

"- Hello. - Leonard, Penny."
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"- We ordered for five people, not six. - It's fine."
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"Leonard's work is nearly as amazing as third graders..."
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"- It's not about shoes. - Then speak."
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"- Why can't Leonard teach you? - Because I wanna surprise him."
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"Come on, Sheldon, this is important to me."
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"No. I'm sorry, Penny. I don't think so."
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"Thought I'd give the little woman a tour of the old salt mines. Heh."
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"Getting the electron accelerator set up. We should be ready day after tomorrow."
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"This isn't non-fat yogurt. This is fatty-fat fat."
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"Excuse me?"
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"...you have to get the head of the decorating committee too?"
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"Howard, relax. I am not interested in your girlfriend."
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"What is physics?"
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"Physics comes from the ancient Greek word "physika.""
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"It's at this point that you'll wanna start taking notes."
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"And it is there in ancient Greece that our story begins."
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"- ...what does that imply? - I don't know."
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"- Can you just back up a little bit? - All right."
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"Unlike objects falling in a vacuum, which...?"
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"- Squared? - No."
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"...and can you just tell me what Leonard does?"
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"Oh, balls."
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"What did I do now?"
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"- What was I to tell her? - I don't know."
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"You know, I was wrong to tell you who you should be friends with."
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"...the transport of electrons through the nano-fabricated rings..."
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"Oh, wait."
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"Hey, Leonard, check this out."
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"Leonard, she's doing it again."
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"I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food."
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"No, it upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it from the containers..."
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"This is essentially why you have famine in India."
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"You want me to put it back?"
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"- Leonard? - It upsets Sheldon..."
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"...when you play with the Sheldon."
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"What's up, my nerdizzles?"
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"Raj, Sheldon, I want you to meet my girlfriend, Bernadette."
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"- You know my girlfriend, Bernadette. - Yeah. Hey."
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"Bernadette, say "fo'shizzle" to my nerdizzles."
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"I don't think I can."
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"I don't have Howard's street cred."
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"I hope it's all right, I told Bernadette she could join us for dinner."
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"- Sure. The more, the merrier. - No, that's a false equivalency."
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"More does not equal merry."
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"If there were 2000 people in this apartment, would we be celebrating?"
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"No, we'd be suffocating."
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"- Sheldon. - Don't "Sheldon" me."
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"We'll put it on the table, family-style."
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"Oh, sure. Why don't we put our hands behind our backs..."
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"...have an old-fashioned eating contest?"
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"Relax. It'll be fine. Sit down, you guys."
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"- No. - What?"
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"Oh, yeah, you can't sit there."
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"- Why not? - That's where Sheldon sits."
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"He can't sit somewhere else?"
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"In the winter, that seat's close enough to the radiator..."
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"...so he's warm yet not so close that he sweats."
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"In the summer, it's in the path of a breeze..."
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"...created by opening windows there."
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"It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct so he can talk..."
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"...yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted."
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"Perhaps there's hope for you after all."
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"- I love your shoes. - Oh, thanks. They are cute, aren't they?"
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"- Where'd you get them? - Shoes for Less."
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"- I've been meaning to go over there. - Oh, great selection, great prices."
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"My mother was right. Hell is real."
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"Come on, Sheldon, let the women-folk chat."
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"Women-folk?"
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"Gals? Chicks?"
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"Utero-Americans?"
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"- Just eat your dinner. - Don't take him too seriously."
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"A lot of what he says is intended as humor."
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"Yeah, well, I don't think it's very funny."
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"Me neither, but he just lights up when I laugh."
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"Howard, never let her go."
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"Leonard, Howard says you're working on fundamental tests..."
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"- ...of quantum mechanics. - I am. Are you interested in physics?"
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"I find it fascinating."
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"If I hadn't gone into microbiology..."
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"...I probably would have gone into physics or ice dancing."
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"My tests of the Aharonov-Bohm quantum interference effect..."
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"...have reached an interesting point."
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"We're testing phase shift due to electric potential."
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"- That's amazing. - Yes."
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"...growing lima beans in wet paper towels."
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"While I appreciate the "oh, snap"."
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"...I'm uncomfortable having your moist breath in my ear."
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"Are you going to try to set up the voltages using tunnel junctions?"
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"Yes, I am."
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"- Wanna see a simulation on my laptop? - Oh, yeah. Show me."
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"In microbiology, the most exciting thing I get to work with is yeast."
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"- Howard? - Yeah?"
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"Your shoes are delightful."
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"Where did you get them?"
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"- What? - Buzzinga. I don't care."
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"Ha-ha. Eat my dust, racially stereotypical plumber."
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"That's not fair. I got stuck behind a tree."
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"And a cow and a penguin."
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"Face it, dude, whether it's a real car or a virtual cartoon car, you can't drive."
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"- Just need a little more practice. - What you need is cheat codes..."
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"...to little boys who suck at "Mario Kart.""
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"Sheldon, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"It's not about shoes, is it?"
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"I don't think I could go through that again."
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"- Um, actually, can we do it in private? - All right."
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"Go away."
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"I agree, it's rude, but she asked for privacy."
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"Thanks, Raj. Okay, so here's the thing."
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"I was wondering if you could maybe teach me a little physics."
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"There's no such thing. Physics encompasses the entire universe."
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"From quantum particles to supernovas."
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"From spinning electrons to spinning galaxies."
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"Okay, cool, I don't need the PBS special."
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"I wanna know enough so I can talk to Leonard about his job."
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"Like Bernadette does."
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"Can't you surprise him in some other way?"
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"For example, I'm sure he'd be delightfully taken aback if you clean your apartment."
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"This would be a massive undertaking..."
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"...and my time is both limited and valuable."
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