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Clips from Scrubs - Their Story (S06E06)

"See, today was the day the hypodermic needles arrived."
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"And thanks for sending down an extra set of hands."
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"I'm a lawyer."
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"I still don't understand why you get so excited over needles."
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"Thanks to a delightful decimal error"
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"each month, Sacred Heart gets $50,000 worth"
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"of hypodermic needles for the low, low price of $50."
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"That's it."
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"Did you take any of Uncle Bob's needles?"
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"Doctor Reid! I have a package for you."
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"Lloyd, I wanted that delivered to my house because it's private"
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"- We can't. - We have to."
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"You're talking about opening someone else's mail."
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"I think we should stop for a moment"
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"Keith, I'm home."
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"Do you know how hard it is to install those things?"
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"Just be grateful."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"- Why did he take off his shirt? - I don't know, Keith."
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"I have a small, non-fat latte for Dr. Dorian."
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"What the hell, Long-Face? We were here first."
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"J.D.: Still, after six years of being the star around here,"
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"I couldn't help but wonder what it would be like"
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"Jumbo coffee for Todd."
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"Everything's jumbo on the Todd."
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"TODD: It doesn't matter that he's a dude."
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"People should know you're well-endowed."
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"Definitely not."
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"Oh, what a sweet moment."
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"Extra hot tea for Ted."
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"(TED GRO ANS)"
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"TED: You didn't give your cardboard sleeve."
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"Still, don't rock the boat. You don't want people staring."
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"Besides, how hot can it be?"
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"Huge mistake, huge mistake!"
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"Just keep moving. No one saw that."
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"Kelso."
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"What's going on?"
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"Hey, maybe it's the surprise party"
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"Just play it cool, Teddy-boy."
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"The party man is here!"
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"It'll never be."
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"Nurse Espinosa and her chiquita nursitas are here"
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"because they want more dinero."
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"We're not asking for much, just the basic cost-of-living raise."
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"Sir, the last thing we need is a strike."
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"They'll never do it, Ted."
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"See, that's their biggest weakness."
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"They care about the patients."
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"Sir, they aren't asking for much,"
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"or friend,"
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"or hair."
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"Which conditioner are you going to buy?"
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"Mom?"
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"Why do I have hair?"
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"Dr. Wen didn't set me up once."
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"He never said "bone," "organ" or "suction.""
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"I mean, I did what I could with "carpal tunnel,""
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"but I don't think people got that I was using that as a metaphor for vagina."
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"No, Todd, I'm talking about"
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"He definitely needs a high-five, but which one?"
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"Chin-up five, tough-to-be-black five,"
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"Wait, what's he talking about?"
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"Okay, just take the last word he says and add a five to it."
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"I don't know, it just all seems a little unfair."
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"Unfair five."
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"Thanks, man. You always know the right things to say."
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"I work hard on those."
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"- Excuse me, Dr. Quinlan? - Who?"
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"- That's you, Todd. - Oh, yeah."
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"I just want to thank you for helping with my daughter's condition."
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"It's hard enough being 16 and she shouldn't have to be teased"
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"You are making a difference in her daughter's life."
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"What are you fixing, some type of major facial deformity?"
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"Have you ever heard the phrase, "Excuse me"?"
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"Here, take the fake sugars, 'cause I hope you get cancer, I really do."
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"Well, my parents were mean to me."
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"- ALL: Oh... - They were mean, apparently."
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"Keith and I are always so busy, that he suggested"
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"for coffee, for some together-time. Isn't that sweet?"
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"That may have been the most bored I've ever been"
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"Just pretend she's not here."
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"- So, anyways, babe... - JORDAN: I hate everybody."
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"Oh, look at those two."
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"Must be the Beard of The Month Club."
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""Let's be friends!""
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"Morons."
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"- I love you. - I love you, too."
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"Whoa, what the hell was that?"
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"I finally told Keith I loved him."
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"Now that you've said what he wants to hear,"
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"he doesn't have to work for it."
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"and you're standing over him while he sleeps,"
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"your third martini in one hand and a steak knife in the other."
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"And sure, he's taken a sleeping pill,"
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"Because you've lost the power."
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"Hey, Per-Per,"
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"No."
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"Sorry, I need another five hours to put this box of needles away."
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"- I don't get it. - It's a slowdown, Ted."
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"The nurses think they're being clever, still treating patients,"
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"but with everything else moving more slowly."
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"so I pretty much have to come to a complete stop."
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"it's because I replaced that light bulb with a tanning bulb."
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"You know what? If the nurses keep going on like this,"
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"but I'm going to pay for it by firing three of them,"
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"the ugly ones. How does that sound?"
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"TED: Whatever you think is right, sir."
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"TED: Ted, you idiot. You just said the out-loud thing in your head"
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"So she's 16. What's the big deal, T-Dog?"
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"What's up?"
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"I don't want to wear a banana hammock anymore."
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"Rod! Why?"
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"Because I stuff."
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"with your department head."
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"All I'm saying is, it's not right. The girl's only 16."
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"Yeah. No, I felt the same way until her mother's check cleared."
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"Look, you're not even in my department,"
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"Do you see any of your beeswax here? Because I sure as hell don't."
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