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Clips from Scrubs - Their Story (S06E06)

"Todd, do you see Dr. Turk's beeswax?"
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"Todd, come."
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"...but if he keeps poking his nose in my business,"
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"I will torch him with every department head in this place."
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"See how that helps his career."
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"(IG-FIVE SOUNDS)"
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"What took you so long? I need a drink!"
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"I'm so sorry, sweetheart. I was just with this super-rude patient"
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"whose heart kept stopping. He's dead now,"
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"but, darn it all, he should've known that my ex-wife was down here"
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"jonesing for a Cosmo."
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"JORDAN: He is so getting cut again tonight."
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"All right, Trish, I'm off to the movies with my boyfriend"
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"who doesn't treat me any differently,"
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"even though I already said I loved him."
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"My name's not Trish."
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"Hey, sweetie."
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"The guys are going to play poker."
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"JORDAN: Don't say anything. Let the dark side draw her in."
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"- Jordan, teach me. - Okay, it's simple."
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"Done!"
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"Julie and I have to carry this chart to this patient's room."
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"TED: Of course, there's nothing I can do..."
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"This isn't over, man. That girl should not be having surgery."
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"Dude, you shouldn't screw with Dr. Green."
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"TODD: Great, that just makes me want to..."
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"JORDAN: Laugh and laugh and laugh."
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"Hey, Keith, where's Blondie?"
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"If she was mad about something, why wouldn't she just tell me?"
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"all this insecure game-playing would stop, you know?"
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"JORDAN: That did not give me"
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"the delicious, satisfied feeling I was going for."
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"Right."
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"Perry, I think there's something wrong with me."
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"I may have screwed up Blonde Stick's relationship,"
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"and now I have this really weird feeling."
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"It's called guilt, you Vulcan."
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"And why the hell are you giving out relationship advice, anyway?"
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"Hi, everyone!"
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"a cancer survivor, who went on to form her own head scarf company."
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"Tell us about that."
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"When my hair fell out from the chemo..."
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"Not only is that a huge downer, but scarves are tacky."
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"Barbie can handle this on her own. She is an adult."
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"See, Keith, I've been practicing, and you're missing it."
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"You wanna make 12, 13 bucks?"
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"Just send it to Keith, Lloyd."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"J.D., Turk shouldn't mess with Dr. Green."
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"for some reason he listens to you."
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"If Turk's mind is set on something, it can't be changed."
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"I can't even imagine how I'd try."
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"with some weird comment."
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"We'd have to find a whole lot of gnomes."
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"Oh, damn it!"
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"- What are you aiming at? - Nothing. What's on your mind?"
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"Carla needs to end this slowdown, but she won't listen to me."
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"People rarely do. Will you talk to her?"
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"No. Can't do it, Ted."
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"Although, technically, they won't be skeletons for six to eight weeks."
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"Right now, they're just dead badgers."
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"JORDAN: Okay, time to set things straight"
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"with that neurotic, bug-eyed, straw-haired..."
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"If only my dong could talk."
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"before someone loses their job."
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"The stress is killing me."
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"TED: If only the nurses had leverage, I could help them."
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"Ted, I found this extra box of needles in my truck."
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"So, you wanted to talk to me?"
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"I'm about to speak to you from the heart,"
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"I need you to sit there silently while I mentally prepare myself."
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"- Jordan, I have patients... - Shush!"
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"Sorry."
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"I'm telling you right now,"
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"Before you do anything, just listen to what she has to say."
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"Look, I'm constantly mistaken for a fifth-grader, and I'm tired of it."
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"that's happening up in here."
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"So, you were right, and okay."
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"Dude, I've got to ask. What's with you and bees?"
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"What are you thinking, Ted?"
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"TED: I could jam this through the soft spot on his temple,"
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"then slit my wrists with it before anyone got in here to stop me."
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"Well, you'd never do it. You don't have the guts."
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"Okay, but in this little fantasy of yours,"
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"can I not have prostate problems anymore?"
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"They are really undercharging you."
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"Ted, are you responsible for this?"
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"TED: Oh, yeah! Suck it, bitch!"
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"At first, I thought I was just being mean,"
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"Whenever I see someone in love,"
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"Give yourself a break, Jordan. Your parents were really mean to you."
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"They were actually very supportive. I don't know how this happened."
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"Look, Elliot, I'm a woman in her very, very, very late 30s"
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"who has problems opening herself up to love."
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"you should never, ever listen to me."
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"You maybe also want to say you're sorry?"
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"I do not."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Come on."
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"JORDAN: Even though I caused it, it still feels mildly heartwarming"
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"LLOYD: Where did I park my truck?"
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"INTERN: That nurse is hot."
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"made 20 years ago by the good folks at Zeffer Pharmaceuticals,"
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"I can't feel my arms."
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"- Oh, so you finally got clean? - No. Sign here."
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"We accidentally opened your package and felt so guilty,"
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"I didn't ask to be special, it just kind of happened."
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"if the spotlight were on some of my supporting players for a change."
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"- Cappuccino for Jordan. - Give me that."
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"No chance, pink pants."
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"This isn't over, Dr. Kelso."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scram."
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"Why do I have hair?"
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"- Dude, I've got to tell you, man... - TODD: Turk's bummed."
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"by her classmates just because she looks so different."
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"When you finally give it up, there are no more flowers."
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"I'm sorry, but that mother should not be giving that little girl"
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"Dad, can I talk to you?"
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"Look, I know your buddy thinks he's the bee's knees..."
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