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Clips from Scrubs - Their Story (S06E06)

"J.D.: Lately, people around here were happier than usual."
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"So, what's up with plastic surgery?"
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"And today, nothing could dampen his spirits,"
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"Now, Lloyd, given your past history as a dirt bag junkie,"
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"I have to ask."
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"No, sir. I don't use needles anymore."
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"This is a straw, Lloyd."
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"It's addressed to your home, but since you're here..."
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"Wait."
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"All done."
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"Hey, Dr. Reid."
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"we came by to install your"
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""Slide and Glide Stripper Pole.""
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"Hot cookies, anyone?"
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"You guys are gonna love this!"
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"Yeah, but Dr. D's the king."
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"JORDAN: Now, let's see who I can sit with"
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"that will drive me the least insane."
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"JORDAN: Stop that!"
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"Holy mother of God!"
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"(PAGER BEEPING)"
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"you've been waiting for your whole life."
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"TED: Dr. Kelso and his racism."
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"A strike would hurt the patients."
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"and the little things can make a big difference."
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"I know I'd be a lot happier with some extra cash,"
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"How would your life be any different if you had hair?"
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"Don't worry, baby. You'll get your turn."
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"No!"
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"I wonder if they'd still do me after I buried Mom."
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"- Rounds sucked today. - I know."
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"need-a-hug five, need-a-tug five?"
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"I am glad to help, ma'am."
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"- No, I'm giving her giant cans. - Okay."
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"that we meet here for ten minutes before our shift starts"
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"whilst someone was talking to me."
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""My beard is nice and white." "Well, my beard is more bushy.""
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"It's like when guys are really trying to sleep with you."
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"Next thing you know, it's 20 years later"
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"so you can slice his arm open a little bit without waking him up,"
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"but it's not satisfying, and you know why?"
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"Carla, can you pull a file for me?"
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"And why are you standing here doing nothing?"
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"I know this is a slowdown,"
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"but I can't really work any slower than I normally do,"
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"Now, if you're asking why I'm standing here specifically,"
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"I'm tired of being the only white guy at my mosque."
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"I'm going to give them their raise,"
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"You're an ass."
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"and the in-your-head thing out loud!"
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"Don't make eye contact, just keep moving!"
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"breast implants for her sweet-sixteen present."
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"Well, I have a daughter. Imagine being a parent."
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"I stuff, too."
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"Maybe you should."
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"You know what? I will just have a little conversation"
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"so maybe I'm missing something here?"
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"TODD: What is with this dude and bees?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"I have to get my jacket."
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"- Is it okay if we skip the movie? - Sure."
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"If he thinks it's okay to mess with you, you just mess with him."
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"and such good practice for when my daughter grows up."
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"- Still, when someone... - TED: Is heading down a bad path,"
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"I'd always try to stop them."
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"Carla, I think you should reconsider the slowdown."
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"Can't talk, Ted."
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"I'm not afraid of Dr. Green."
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"(PAGER BEEPING)"
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"Oh, look, it's Keith."
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"Yeah, well, if he wants to talk to me, he can find me, right?"
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"What are you, Oprah?"
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"Instead, how about I dance with a little girl who looks just like me?"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"(EXHALES)"
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"Now, even though you're only his second-best friend,"
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"Now I'm stuck here waiting till he snaps out of it"
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"That's helpful."
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"- Excuse me. - Hang on, one sec."
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"Yes!"
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"If you piss her off, she's going to turn on you,"
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"My parents were mean to me."
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"although I'm sure it was lovely."
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"someone persuasive, forceful, sensitive."
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"You're sweating because you're under the tanning bulb, genius."
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"Needles."
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"and since that's very difficult for me,"
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"- I always wanted to say that. - Okay."
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"I want the implants."
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"and it's taken me a long time to convince my mom,"
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"What are you buzzing around here for?"
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"The usual, sir."
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"If it's okay with you, we'll take that raise now."
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"I can't sleep more than 40 minutes without needing to take a whiz."
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"So, either you shell out the extra 20 grand a month for our raises,"
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"or we call the needle company and it'll cost you twice that."
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"Please, sir, I don't have the guts."
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"I will murder you!"
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"I don't know why I messed with your head."
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"Did you start talking?"
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"Because I should brush my teeth."
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"It's not really a secret."
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"I hate being vulnerable. I still play mind games."
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"The point is, if you want to be happy,"
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"I love you."
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"to fix someone's problem."
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"that it was me who helped them."
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"Okay, I have a coffee for Snoop Dogg Resident."
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"SNOOP DOGG RESIDENT: I wish just once someone would call me Ronald."
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"DR. GREEN: Bees, bees, bees."
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"Elliot, because she had finally said those three magic words."
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"I love you."
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"Dude, it's amazing."
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"Just when you think you can't see another great pair of boobs,"
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"you see an awesome dong."
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"And Dr. Kelso was giddy because it was the first Monday of the month."
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"not even a grieving family."
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"I am so sorry for your loss."
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"He was a fighter right till the end."
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