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Clips from ALF - Come Fly with Me (S01E01)

"Kind of a letdown; no recipes."
ALF
"I licked all those magazine stamps,"
ALF
"Those stamps?"
ALF
"Just how many magazines did you win?"
ALF
"You've subscribed to hundreds of magazines!"
ALF
"That explains this personal thank you note from ed mcmahon."
ALF
"Where's the grated cheese?"
ALF
"I have something to tell you."
ALF
"What now? 11 records for a penny?"
ALF
"A toaster."
ALF
"I guess you didn't hear me;"
ALF
"Got you a present."
ALF
"I noticed your garbage cans have been flowing over."
ALF
"Oh, we've been throwing out a lot of magazines."
ALF
"She'll be touched."
ALF
"Hey, you got a letter from rancho estates, too."
ALF
"We'd love to spend a weekend with you folks."
ALF
"We're not interested in a 7-Hour drive."
ALF
"You're a pilot?"
ALF
"Yeah, i flew in korea."
ALF
"No, please--"
ALF
"Then it's settled."
ALF
"What garbage can?"
ALF
"Trevor wants to fly us to rancho estates."
ALF
"Way to go, mister "o"!"
ALF
"No, because we're not going."
ALF
"Why? It'll be fun."
ALF
"A weekend with the ochmoneks?"
ALF
"No."
ALF
"Alf has gone 6 months without starting a fire."
ALF
"Where's that smell coming from?"
ALF
"Hello, you must be the tanners."
ALF
"[ Recorded voice ] that means good day."
ALF
"Would it be okay..."
ALF
"When later?"
ALF
"You folks should enjoy some tennis,"
ALF
"Some swimming and some fishing."
ALF
"Alf!"
ALF
"Buenos d?S!"
ALF
"Your clothes are hair free and..."
ALF
"Perfect for every occasion."
ALF
"I'm sorry."
ALF
"I never got to sleep."
ALF
"The ochmoneks snore."
ALF
"I just thought it was the ice machine."
ALF
"I'm right here."
ALF
"No way!"
ALF
"Serving catfish in bed."
ALF
"Come on, b."
ALF
"It's brian."
ALF
"You've got to take a stand."
ALF
"We're just going to stay here."
ALF
"You gotta go to the big sales presentation."
ALF
"It's mandatory for everybody."
ALF
"All of us?"
ALF
"Yeah, what the heck, get crazy."
ALF
"It's safer than the mexican food tanner's eating."
ALF
"Our room will be fine, dad."
ALF
"[ Toaster ] toast down."
ALF
"Hello, room service,"
ALF
"Send another bag of bread to room 13."
ALF
"Yeah, leave it outside the door again."
ALF
"Thanks."
ALF
"How much you'd like to live here."
ALF
"Go on, tell him. No!"
ALF
"Of course, there are some people who..."
ALF
"Keep coming back for the free room and shellfish."
ALF
"I did. It's underneath the shrimp."
ALF
"You still worried about your room?"
ALF
"Willie, was that--"
ALF
"Yes, it was!"
ALF
"But i'm going to find out."
ALF
"How's that smell back in the cargo section?"
ALF
"I, for one, miss the pigs."
ALF
"Hey, raquel,"
ALF
"I warned you about that shellfish, trevor."
ALF
"Just get it, all right?"
ALF
"I'll get it, in a second."
ALF
"I have to put ointment on my shoulders."
ALF
"You haven't stopped complaining..."
ALF
"And i don't like them."
ALF
"What enemy territory?"
ALF
"Those are the bridges of toko ri."
ALF
"It's nothing."
ALF
"Stretch for a minute..."
ALF
"So i don't pass out."
ALF
"Ah! Oh!"
ALF
"Is he okay?"
ALF
"Dad, you fly it."
ALF
"Nobody is going to fly this plane."
ALF
"Oh, by the way, you were right."
ALF
"They are not hyenas,"
ALF
"Yeah, how different can it be?"
ALF
"[ Raquel ] trevor, stop fooling around."
ALF
"A hyena."
ALF
"Did he figure it out?"
ALF
"Can you fly it?"
ALF
"I need to see an owner's manual."
ALF
"The laws of aerodynamics are..."
ALF
"Luck? Ha! Check this out."
ALF
"But the next time,"
ALF
"Thank you so much for the dress."
ALF
"Thank you, alf,"
ALF
"Willie, big news,"
ALF
"You won a copy of "cat lover's monthly"?"
ALF
"I entered that publisher's sweepstakes thing."
ALF
"And stuck them on my entry."
ALF
"You sent in..."
ALF
"Well, all except "redbook.""
ALF
"Check the front porch."
ALF
"Oops."
ALF
"♪♪"
ALF
"Here's your cappuccino."
ALF
"I'll get it."
ALF
"This time the ol' alfer's really won something."
ALF
"No. This time the alfer's won stuff for everybody:"
ALF
"Pony rides for brian,"
ALF
"Dinner and dancing for you two,"
ALF
"And best of all, for the ol' alfer,"
ALF
"A toaster!"
ALF
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