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Clips from ALF - Come Fly with Me (S01E01)

We heard you.

"We heard you."

ALF

Did i mention that the toaster talks?

"Did i mention that the toaster talks?"

ALF

Oh, alf, this is a real estate promotion.

"Oh, alf, this is a real estate promotion."

ALF

Sales pitch about vacation homes.

"Sales pitch about vacation homes."

ALF

You mean, no pony rides?

"You mean, no pony rides?"

ALF

But there's also a 7-Hour car ride...

"But there's also a 7-Hour car ride..."

ALF

Sorry, alf.

"Sorry, alf."

ALF

[ Doorbell ]

"[ Doorbell ]"

ALF

They lied to a child?

"They lied to a child?"

ALF

Hi, neighbor.

"Hi, neighbor."

ALF

Thanks, won't you come in?

"Thanks, won't you come in?"

ALF

These insert things were all over your porch and lawn.

"These insert things were all over your porch and lawn."

ALF

The wife's birthday's next week.

"The wife's birthday's next week."

ALF

As am i.

"As am i."

ALF

Raquel and me go to these things all the time.

"Raquel and me go to these things all the time."

ALF

Hey, you want to go together?

"Hey, you want to go together?"

ALF

No, we're not interested.

"No, we're not interested."

ALF

Because of me?

"Because of me?"

ALF

Sure, but who can afford it?

"Sure, but who can afford it?"

ALF

My friend lets me borrow his plane on weekends.

"My friend lets me borrow his plane on weekends."

ALF

How ya doing, kate?

"How ya doing, kate?"

ALF

Trevor.

"Trevor."

ALF

What's settled? What airport?

"What's settled? What airport?"

ALF

Thanks again for the garbage can, trevor.

"Thanks again for the garbage can, trevor."

ALF

We don't have to see mr. Ochmonek...

"We don't have to see mr. Ochmonek..."

ALF

In a bathing suit, do we?

"In a bathing suit, do we?"

ALF

It's not as if we have to share the same bathroom.

"It's not as if we have to share the same bathroom."

ALF

Do we?

"Do we?"

ALF

Even if you could get me in a plane with trevor,

"Even if you could get me in a plane with trevor,"

ALF

We still have the problem of leaving alf alone.

"We still have the problem of leaving alf alone."

ALF

Maybe that's not that big a problem.

"Maybe that's not that big a problem."

ALF

Right, dad.

"Right, dad."

ALF

Gee, a vacation would be nice.

"Gee, a vacation would be nice."

ALF

Okay, let's go.

"Okay, let's go."

ALF

Oh, great!

"Oh, great!"

ALF

I'm ready.

"I'm ready."

ALF

Uh-Oh, am i going alone?

"Uh-Oh, am i going alone?"

ALF

No, alf, we're going alone.

"No, alf, we're going alone."

ALF

For those with cameras,

"For those with cameras,"

ALF

No, we can see it fine from here.

"No, we can see it fine from here."

ALF

I sure get a kick out of...

"I sure get a kick out of..."

ALF

Flying passengers for a change,

"Flying passengers for a change,"

ALF

Instead of just cargo.

"Instead of just cargo."

ALF

From the cargo hold where the pigs are.

"From the cargo hold where the pigs are."

ALF

Oh, daddy, i feel so sick.

"Oh, daddy, i feel so sick."

ALF

Why do we have to fly facing backwards, anyway?

"Why do we have to fly facing backwards, anyway?"

ALF

I'm bill loman,

"I'm bill loman,"

ALF

Sales manager for rancho estates.

"Sales manager for rancho estates."

ALF

I was expecting you.

"I was expecting you."

ALF

No, mr. Tanner, i think you were expecting...

"No, mr. Tanner, i think you were expecting..."

ALF

There's no need to worry about that.

"There's no need to worry about that."

ALF

Good.

"Good."

ALF

You are going to be begging me to sell you a home.

"You are going to be begging me to sell you a home."

ALF

[ Recorded voice ] buenos d?S!

"[ Recorded voice ] buenos d?S!"

ALF

[ Recorded voice ] and at rancho estates,

"[ Recorded voice ] and at rancho estates,"

ALF

[ Recorded voice ] every day is a good day.

"[ Recorded voice ] every day is a good day."

ALF

I'll be following you in a golf cart.

"I'll be following you in a golf cart."

ALF

You know, we expected a sales pitch.

"You know, we expected a sales pitch."

ALF

We can't enjoy ourselves.

"We can't enjoy ourselves."

ALF

Happy to see me?

"Happy to see me?"

ALF

I'm happy, alf.

"I'm happy, alf."

ALF

Are those chocolates?

"Are those chocolates?"

ALF

Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

ALF

Now i'll have your hair all over my clothes.

"Now i'll have your hair all over my clothes."

ALF

Hanging neatly in the closet back home.

"Hanging neatly in the closet back home."

ALF

What am i supposed to wear here?

"What am i supposed to wear here?"

ALF

Well, i love what you've got on now;

"Well, i love what you've got on now;"

ALF

Alf, we trusted you to stay out of trouble.

"Alf, we trusted you to stay out of trouble."

ALF

I trusted you to get my toaster,

"I trusted you to get my toaster,"

ALF

Let alone, hear it.

"Let alone, hear it."

ALF

I'm a member of this family, too, you know.

"I'm a member of this family, too, you know."

ALF

I just wanted to be with the people i love,

"I just wanted to be with the people i love,"

ALF

And get that toaster.

"And get that toaster."

ALF

[ Knocking at door ]

"[ Knocking at door ]"

ALF

[ Trevor ] hey, tanner, guess what?

"[ Trevor ] hey, tanner, guess what?"

ALF

[ Trevor ] hey, open up.

"[ Trevor ] hey, open up."

ALF

Brian, hide alf in the bedroom.

"Brian, hide alf in the bedroom."

ALF

All right,

"All right,"

ALF

Dad, what are you doing up so early?

"Dad, what are you doing up so early?"

ALF

I spent the whole night listening to...

"I spent the whole night listening to..."

ALF

They both snore?

"They both snore?"

ALF

Alf?

"Alf?"

ALF

Kate!

"Kate!"

ALF

I can't find alf.

"I can't find alf."

ALF

Willie, what's wrong?

"Willie, what's wrong?"

ALF

Where were you? Out catching catfish.

"Where were you? Out catching catfish."

ALF

Somebody could have seen you.

"Somebody could have seen you."

ALF

I wanted to surprise you guys by...

"I wanted to surprise you guys by..."

ALF

[ Knocking at door ]

"[ Knocking at door ]"

ALF

Bedroom.

"Bedroom."

ALF

Bathroom. Gotta clean the fish.

"Bathroom. Gotta clean the fish."

ALF

Good, you're already up.

"Good, you're already up."

ALF

In the morning his voice is a lot lower.

"In the morning his voice is a lot lower."

ALF

[ Electric shaver ] sounds like he's shaving.

"[ Electric shaver ] sounds like he's shaving."

ALF

I won't allow him to have a mustache.

"I won't allow him to have a mustache."

ALF

Why not go for a pony ride?

"Why not go for a pony ride?"

ALF

Yes, it's such a great room,

"Yes, it's such a great room,"

ALF

We don't want to waste it by going out.

"We don't want to waste it by going out."

ALF

But you gotta go out.

"But you gotta go out."

ALF

At the same time?

"At the same time?"

ALF

Alf, he's gone.

"Alf, he's gone."

ALF

[ Brian ] he's busy scaling catfish.

"[ Brian ] he's busy scaling catfish."

ALF

Yeah, kate, you look real sexy in that.

"Yeah, kate, you look real sexy in that."

ALF

Trevor,

"Trevor,"

ALF

You're not supposed to eat shellfish.

"You're not supposed to eat shellfish."

ALF

You'll have an allergic reaction.

"You'll have an allergic reaction."

ALF

What? Oh,

"What? Oh,"

ALF

I'm sorry. I was worrying about...

"I'm sorry. I was worrying about..."

ALF

Whether our room...

"Whether our room..."

ALF

Would be all right,

"Would be all right,"

ALF

All alone.

"All alone."

ALF

It has a toaster to keep it company.

"It has a toaster to keep it company."

ALF

Hah! Hah!

"Hah! Hah!"

ALF

[ Toaster ] toast.

"[ Toaster ] toast."

ALF

Quiet, i'm on the phone.

"Quiet, i'm on the phone."

ALF

Oh, hey, and bring some tartar sauce.

"Oh, hey, and bring some tartar sauce."

ALF

Your daughter is a terrific tennis player.

"Your daughter is a terrific tennis player."

ALF

Honey, if you lived up here you could play every day.

"Honey, if you lived up here you could play every day."

ALF

Why don't you tell your dad...

"Why don't you tell your dad..."

ALF

Mr. Loman--

"Mr. Loman--"

ALF

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