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Clips from Friends - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs (S07E07)

Short Films 1912 Season 7, Episode 8 357 clips
Short Horror
You forgot 14 states?
"You forgot 14 states?"
Friends
- What? That's impossible. JOEY: Forty-six.
"- What? That's impossible. JOEY: Forty-six."
Friends
Well, who's well-educated now, Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States?
"Well, who's well-educated now, Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States?"
Friends
This is crazy. I can do this.
"This is crazy. I can do this."
Friends
Don't worry, Chandler. It's not a globe of the United States.
"Don't worry, Chandler. It's not a globe of the United States."
Friends
- Oh, it's not. - Seriously, it's moving.
"- Oh, it's not. - Seriously, it's moving."
Friends
- What the hell's in there? - It's just my knitting. That's all.
"- What the hell's in there? - It's just my knitting. That's all."
Friends
We left Joey alone with the food.
"We left Joey alone with the food."
Friends
Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?
"Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?"
Friends
He's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
"He's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand."
Friends
Well, what happened to your girlfriend?
"Well, what happened to your girlfriend?"
Friends
Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking.
"Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking."
Friends
I'm watching it for friends who went out of town.
"I'm watching it for friends who went out of town."
Friends
Oh, I wish he could stay here, but Chandler's allergic.
"Oh, I wish he could stay here, but Chandler's allergic."
Friends
- Okay, it's, um... - Don't do it.
"- Okay, it's, um... - Don't do it."
Friends
...they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking...
"...they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking..."
Friends
...but, uh, I don't think I can be around that dog anymore, okay?
"...but, uh, I don't think I can be around that dog anymore, okay?"
Friends
Huh. A "moo" point?
"Huh. A "moo" point?"
Friends
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion.
"Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion."
Friends
It just doesn't matter.
"It just doesn't matter."
Friends
No one ever listens to me.
"No one ever listens to me."
Friends
I have a crush on you. And, uh, I know that's crazy because we work together...
"I have a crush on you. And, uh, I know that's crazy because we work together..."
Friends
...and nothing could ever happen.
"...and nothing could ever happen."
Friends
Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car.
"Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car."
Friends
- Hey! - Okay, that's gonna take a minute.
"- Hey! - Okay, that's gonna take a minute."
Friends
Hey. I didn't know either.
"Hey. I didn't know either."
Friends
- Here I am. - Wash your hands.
"- Here I am. - Wash your hands."
Friends
No, no, we don't have time for this.
"No, no, we don't have time for this."
Friends
Okay, I'm in my sweatpants.
"Okay, I'm in my sweatpants."
Friends
Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.
"Chandler, it's like a big gerbil."
Friends
I hate America.
"I hate America."
Friends
When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.
"When I finish this game, I swear I am moving."
Friends
Hi, honey.
"Hi, honey."
Friends
We have good news. Look who's back.
"We have good news. Look who's back."
Friends
Hi.
"Hi."
Friends
Now, there are no more.
"Now, there are no more."
Friends
I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
"I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots."
Friends
You know what? It just doesn't matter how I feel.
"You know what? It just doesn't matter how I feel."
Friends
What I would love is just to go to work on Monday and never talk about this again.
"What I would love is just to go to work on Monday and never talk about this again."
Friends
Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
"Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday."
Friends
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
Friends
[English - US - SDH]
"[English - US - SDH]"
Friends
- Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. ALL: Shh.
"- Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. ALL: Shh."
Friends
What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?
"What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?"
Friends
No, we're playing this game I learned at work.
"No, we're playing this game I learned at work."
Friends
You have to name all the states in six minutes.
"You have to name all the states in six minutes."
Friends
What? That's, like, insanely easy.
"What? That's, like, insanely easy."
Friends
No, it's harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one.
"No, it's harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one."
Friends
Or in some cases, 14.
"Or in some cases, 14."
Friends
It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people...
"It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people..."
Friends
...so technically, I didn't lose.
"...so technically, I didn't lose."
Friends
Nobody cares about the Dakotas.
"Nobody cares about the Dakotas."
Friends
[WATCH BEEPS]
"[WATCH BEEPS]"
Friends
All right, I got 48.
"All right, I got 48."
Friends
Oh, that's not bad. Pheebs?
"Oh, that's not bad. Pheebs?"
Friends
Oh, I got tired of naming states, so I decided to list the types of celery.
"Oh, I got tired of naming states, so I decided to list the types of celery."
Friends
And I have one, regular celery.
"And I have one, regular celery."
Friends
Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in...
"Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in..."
Friends
...vegetables. Joey?
"...vegetables. Joey?"
Friends
Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
"Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game."
Friends
- Wow, how many you got? - Fifty-six.
"- Wow, how many you got? - Fifty-six."
Friends
Hey, how is New England not a state?
"Hey, how is New England not a state?"
Friends
Huh? They have a sports team.
"Huh? They have a sports team."
Friends
Does South Oregon have a sports team?
"Does South Oregon have a sports team?"
Friends
There you go.
"There you go."
Friends
How come we have one extra place setting?
"How come we have one extra place setting?"
Friends
- Because you invited your assistant. - Oh, right, sorry. Tag's not coming.
"- Because you invited your assistant. - Oh, right, sorry. Tag's not coming."
Friends
His girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
"His girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her."
Friends
Oh, why didn't you tell me?
"Oh, why didn't you tell me?"
Friends
I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.
"I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin."
Friends
Oh, well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know...
"Oh, well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know..."
Friends
...your food is so delicious and perfect...
"...your food is so delicious and perfect..."
Friends
...you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
"...you can never have too many of those pumpkin things."
Friends
You'd think I wouldn't enjoy that because it is so fake, ha, ha, but I still do.
"You'd think I wouldn't enjoy that because it is so fake, ha, ha, but I still do."
Friends
Oh, I already have that.
"Oh, I already have that."
Friends
Done, with time to spare.
"Done, with time to spare."
Friends
- Ooh, this may be a new world's record. - You know, I hate to lecture you guys...
"- Ooh, this may be a new world's record. - You know, I hate to lecture you guys..."
Friends
...but it's kind of disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults...
"...but it's kind of disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults..."
Friends
...and Joey, can't name all the states.
"...and Joey, can't name all the states."
Friends
You ever see a map or one of those round colorful things called a globe?
"You ever see a map or one of those round colorful things called a globe?"
Friends
Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states.
"Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states."
Friends
I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna go turn on Joey's.
"I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna go turn on Joey's."
Friends
Please, watch him. Do not let Joey eat any of the food.
"Please, watch him. Do not let Joey eat any of the food."
Friends
I am only one man.
"I am only one man."
Friends
[WATCH BEEPS]
"[WATCH BEEPS]"
Friends
- Okay, time is up. - Give me another minute.
"- Okay, time is up. - Give me another minute."
Friends
Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay?
"Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay?"
Friends
That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.
"That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself."
Friends
All right, uh, I bet I can get all 50, uh, before dinner.
"All right, uh, I bet I can get all 50, uh, before dinner."
Friends
Okay, but if you can't, no dinner.
"Okay, but if you can't, no dinner."
Friends
You're on.
"You're on."
Friends
All right, don't look at my list, because there's a lot on there that you don't have.
"All right, don't look at my list, because there's a lot on there that you don't have."
Friends
Hey, did you guys know your oven doesn't work?
"Hey, did you guys know your oven doesn't work?"
Friends
But the drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right?
"But the drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right?"
Friends
- Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay? - Shh.
"- Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay? - Shh."
Friends
Chandler, give me a hand.
"Chandler, give me a hand."
Friends
Sure. Joey, do not let Ross look at any maps or the globe in your apartment.
"Sure. Joey, do not let Ross look at any maps or the globe in your apartment."
Friends
Hey, you guys, I'm gonna go out and take a walk.
"Hey, you guys, I'm gonna go out and take a walk."
Friends
Phoebe, why is your bag moving?
"Phoebe, why is your bag moving?"
Friends
Yes, I knit this.
"Yes, I knit this."
Friends
I'm very good.
"I'm very good."
Friends
Ross' apartment is nice. Why don't we hang out here more often?
"Ross' apartment is nice. Why don't we hang out here more often?"
Friends
I don't know. Maybe because it smells weird.
"I don't know. Maybe because it smells weird."
Friends
It's like old pumpkins or something.
"It's like old pumpkins or something."
Friends
- That's my pie. - Which smells delicious.
"- That's my pie. - Which smells delicious."
Friends
- Uh-oh. Uh-oh. - What?
"- Uh-oh. Uh-oh. - What?"
Friends
Yep, yep, I knew it.
"Yep, yep, I knew it."
Friends
There he is...
"There he is..."
Friends
...feeding stuffing to a dog.
"...feeding stuffing to a dog."
Friends
[PHONE RINGS]
"[PHONE RINGS]"
Friends
Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
"Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?"
Friends
I'm sorry, who's this?
"I'm sorry, who's this?"
Friends
Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch.
"Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch."
Friends
Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue.
"Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue."
Friends
- No, there's no dog here. - There is.
"- No, there's no dog here. - There is."
Friends
He's black and white and shaggy.
"He's black and white and shaggy."
Friends
Oh, my God. Where are you?
"Oh, my God. Where are you?"
Friends
I'll be right there.
"I'll be right there."
Friends
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
Friends
They're here already? How are they doing this?
"They're here already? How are they doing this?"
Friends
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