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Clips from Scrubs - My Best Friend's Wedding (S03E03)

TV Series 2001 Season 3, Episode 22 21 min ★ 8.2/10 (14,105 ratings) 284 clips
Drama Comedy
I convinced Elliot to dump her boyfriend and be with me,
"I convinced Elliot to dump her boyfriend and be with me,"
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I want you guys to get along today.
"I want you guys to get along today."
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I do.
"I do."
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- That looks like fun. Can I help? - Help this.
"- That looks like fun. Can I help? - Help this."
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Turk and I have to go.
"Turk and I have to go."
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as single best friends.
"as single best friends."
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And the guy getting married has to caddy for the other guy, naked.
"And the guy getting married has to caddy for the other guy, naked."
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Me too.
"Me too."
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I'll ask someone else.
"I'll ask someone else."
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I get out at four. The ceremony's at five.
"I get out at four. The ceremony's at five."
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How are you doing with this whole JD thing?
"How are you doing with this whole JD thing?"
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He's excited because he's getting married today.
"He's excited because he's getting married today."
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It's a really small wedding, and you're an amazing boss and I feel bad about it.
"It's a really small wedding, and you're an amazing boss and I feel bad about it."
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That would mean the world to me.
"That would mean the world to me."
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That's gonna cost me.
"That's gonna cost me."
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Let's sleep through the ceremony and then go to the reception.
"Let's sleep through the ceremony and then go to the reception."
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- What are you doing here? - We RSVP'd when we were dating.
"- What are you doing here? - We RSVP'd when we were dating."
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Dude, that pickup line you gave me for all the Spanish chicks is not working.
"Dude, that pickup line you gave me for all the Spanish chicks is not working."
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That's right. Keep trying.
"That's right. Keep trying."
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I agree with Chet. Turk, Carla, you guys are awesome.
"I agree with Chet. Turk, Carla, you guys are awesome."
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Give me that appendix. Let's close this guy up and I'm outta here.
"Give me that appendix. Let's close this guy up and I'm outta here."
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Perform an exploratory laparotomy. I need a phone.
"Perform an exploratory laparotomy. I need a phone."
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Carla, it's Turk.
"Carla, it's Turk."
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- Where are the other bridesmaids? - They're out buying an eyebrow.
"- Where are the other bridesmaids? - They're out buying an eyebrow."
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They're gonna have to go across town to the Eyebrow Hut.
"They're gonna have to go across town to the Eyebrow Hut."
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Don't look. I'll be back in a minute.
"Don't look. I'll be back in a minute."
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My friend, I'm about to make you look very silly.
"My friend, I'm about to make you look very silly."
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I wonder how Sean took it when Elliot dumped him.
"I wonder how Sean took it when Elliot dumped him."
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- Why are you in such a hurry? - I'm not in any kind of hurry.
"- Why are you in such a hurry? - I'm not in any kind of hurry."
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Trust me, we're not missing anything.
"Trust me, we're not missing anything."
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I'm a quarter Hungarian.
"I'm a quarter Hungarian."
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If you have any guts at all, you will show up at this wedding,
"If you have any guts at all, you will show up at this wedding,"
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Can I help you, young man?
"Can I help you, young man?"
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No, son.
"No, son."
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Hey, baby. I got mixed up. Is there still time if I race over there?
"Hey, baby. I got mixed up. Is there still time if I race over there?"
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- Just a club soda, I'm driving. - It's an open bar, cutie.
"- Just a club soda, I'm driving. - It's an open bar, cutie."
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Check it out. Kelso gave me his car keys.
"Check it out. Kelso gave me his car keys."
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Hey, Elliot.
"Hey, Elliot."
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- Mermaids aren't real. - I know what I saw.
"- Mermaids aren't real. - I know what I saw."
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Girl, you are wearing that dress.
"Girl, you are wearing that dress."
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So, open bar?
"So, open bar?"
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- Happy wedding, nerd. - Keep walking, dragon.
"- Happy wedding, nerd. - Keep walking, dragon."
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I wasn't invited to the wedding. I just work here on weekends.
"I wasn't invited to the wedding. I just work here on weekends."
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- Who's that? - My date.
"- Who's that? - My date."
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but if we're gonna give this another try, you need to know
"but if we're gonna give this another try, you need to know"
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I didn't end things because I was freaking out about us living together.
"I didn't end things because I was freaking out about us living together."
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But I just ended up getting my heart broken.
"But I just ended up getting my heart broken."
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It's not you. It's everything.
"It's not you. It's everything."
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Ever since I was little, I had this fairy-tale idea of the perfect wedding.
"Ever since I was little, I had this fairy-tale idea of the perfect wedding."
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Look, you and Turk were meant to be together. It's fate, and you know it.
"Look, you and Turk were meant to be together. It's fate, and you know it."
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I thought she was kneeling. Ted.
"I thought she was kneeling. Ted."
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Can you play a little music for us, buddy?
"Can you play a little music for us, buddy?"
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It's not happening. If we were meant to be together,
"It's not happening. If we were meant to be together,"
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I never would've gone home with you and sabotaged everything I had with him.
"I never would've gone home with you and sabotaged everything I had with him."
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Dr Turkelton.
"Dr Turkelton."
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I'm so sorry I messed everything up, baby.
"I'm so sorry I messed everything up, baby."
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I guess, in the end, things seldom work out exactly the way you expect.
"I guess, in the end, things seldom work out exactly the way you expect."
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Sometimes fate is on your side.
"Sometimes fate is on your side."
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Could you do us a quick favour?
"Could you do us a quick favour?"
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One, two, three.
"One, two, three."
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then told her I didn't love her.
"then told her I didn't love her."
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Still, we're good friends, so if I give her some space, everything will be fine.
"Still, we're good friends, so if I give her some space, everything will be fine."
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Since Turk's family's in town for his wedding, I'm staying at her apartment.
"Since Turk's family's in town for his wedding, I'm staying at her apartment."
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My lips are bleeding. Can you hand me a tissue?
"My lips are bleeding. Can you hand me a tissue?"
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Don't worry, Rowdy. I'm marrying their sister.
"Don't worry, Rowdy. I'm marrying their sister."
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Baby, check this out. You ain't gonna believe what I did with Rowdy.
"Baby, check this out. You ain't gonna believe what I did with Rowdy."
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You're not allowed to see me on our wedding day, you idiot.
"You're not allowed to see me on our wedding day, you idiot."
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- She's mulling it over. - I just figured it out.
"- She's mulling it over. - I just figured it out."
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It's a reality show where our sister convinces us
"It's a reality show where our sister convinces us"
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she's gonna marry some obnoxious...
"she's gonna marry some obnoxious..."
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- How you doing? - Damn, that looks painful.
"- How you doing? - Damn, that looks painful."
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I hope you die.
"I hope you die."
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- After the wedding. - Thank you.
"- After the wedding. - Thank you."
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And then it's classy kiss
"And then it's classy kiss"
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Maybe you should pay attention.
"Maybe you should pay attention."
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How thin did you want those?
"How thin did you want those?"
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Turk and I had made a pact.
"Turk and I had made a pact."
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- Look out, Tiger. - That'll play.
"- Look out, Tiger. - That'll play."
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Hell, yeah.
"Hell, yeah."
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He'll be fine. I can't believe you're actually getting married.
"He'll be fine. I can't believe you're actually getting married."
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Me neither, buddy.
"Me neither, buddy."
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Where's the fuzzy cover for my one wood?
"Where's the fuzzy cover for my one wood?"
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- It's on my nine wood. - Dude, my mom made that.
"- It's on my nine wood. - Dude, my mom made that."
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Still, I'm happy for you man.
"Still, I'm happy for you man."
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Is this noticeable?
"Is this noticeable?"
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- Hide the bride. I found him. - We're heading over to St John's.
"- Hide the bride. I found him. - We're heading over to St John's."
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- Not Holy Trinity? - St John's is cheaper.
"- Not Holy Trinity? - St John's is cheaper."
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- The priest looks like Captain Sulu. - That's at Trinity.
"- The priest looks like Captain Sulu. - That's at Trinity."
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- I wanted to be married by Sulu. - Are you coming now or not?
"- I wanted to be married by Sulu. - Are you coming now or not?"
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- Nice use of finagle. - Thanks.
"- Nice use of finagle. - Thanks."
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Worst-case scenario, I'm a little late.
"Worst-case scenario, I'm a little late."
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Dude, there's a nervous bride, a woman I scorned,
"Dude, there's a nervous bride, a woman I scorned,"
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and two sisters with three eyebrows.
"and two sisters with three eyebrows."
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I can't believe that on this day you would worry about how I'm doing.
"I can't believe that on this day you would worry about how I'm doing."
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- You're such an amazing friend. - Don't do this.
"- You're such an amazing friend. - Don't do this."
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I promised I wouldn't get emotional until after we took the pictures.
"I promised I wouldn't get emotional until after we took the pictures."
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- I just love you so much. - I love you, too.
"- I just love you so much. - I love you, too."
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Even though I ripped off your sister's eyebrow?
"Even though I ripped off your sister's eyebrow?"
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This morning she actually said she was gonna look better than me.
"This morning she actually said she was gonna look better than me."
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There is a man filming us.
"There is a man filming us."
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He's just doing our wedding video. Hi, Anthony.
"He's just doing our wedding video. Hi, Anthony."
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What's up?
"What's up?"
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Oh, my God. You're actually getting married in a few hours.
"Oh, my God. You're actually getting married in a few hours."
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Everything's gonna be so different.
"Everything's gonna be so different."
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You never have to have sex again except when you want to.
"You never have to have sex again except when you want to."
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I know.
"I know."
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Erase that last part.
"Erase that last part."
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So, are you ready for your appendectomy?
"So, are you ready for your appendectomy?"
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What do you do with an appendix afterwards?
"What do you do with an appendix afterwards?"
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- We make finger puppets. - Don't mind Dr Turk here.
"- We make finger puppets. - Don't mind Dr Turk here."
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I, on the other hand, am the only person in the hospital not to be invited.
"I, on the other hand, am the only person in the hospital not to be invited."
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Perry, Jack is at my mom's.
"Perry, Jack is at my mom's."
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The apartment is empty. It's just you and me.
"The apartment is empty. It's just you and me."
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Do what you have to. Don't wake me.
"Do what you have to. Don't wake me."
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- Ted. Church. - We do mostly Bar Mitzvahs.
"- Ted. Church. - We do mostly Bar Mitzvahs."
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- Hey, JZ. - Holla.
"- Hey, JZ. - Holla."
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For some reason this woman wants you to usher her.
"For some reason this woman wants you to usher her."
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- You can't crash my friend's wedding. - I'll go halfsies on a gift.
"- You can't crash my friend's wedding. - I'll go halfsies on a gift."
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Right this way, please.
"Right this way, please."
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Maybe you're saying it wrong. Let's hear it.
"Maybe you're saying it wrong. Let's hear it."
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