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Clips from Scrubs - My Best Friend's Wedding (S03E03)

"and you two are gonna have an awesome life."
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"- Awesome. - Hold my gum."
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"Wait. Look at those lesions on his peritoneum."
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"What do you think we should do?"
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"- Leave a Post-it for the next guy? - Try again."
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"Everybody, we're gonna get started soon,"
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"so if everyone could please turn off your cellphones."
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"Go for the Todd. Turk, I can't talk right now. I'm at your wedding."
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"Just tell me what you want me to do."
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"- You're gonna be late? - Sweet."
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"- Wedding wishes? - Hey, kids."
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"- Ted, do I look ready? - Sorry."
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"Turk got held up in surgery,"
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"but if you just hold on for a few minutes, everything will be perfect."
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"- Did you dis my friend Turk? - What are you gonna do, meathead?"
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"You wouldn't know if Sean Kelley lives here?"
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"Honey, are you waking up?"
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"- Did you dress me? - Fine. Carla scares me."
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"She may be small, but she has very powerful legs."
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"When we get to the reception,"
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"you will just say what a beautiful ceremony it was and it will be peachy."
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"Hey, babe, got any wedding wishes?"
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"This is a great wedding. I'm having so much fun."
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"There's a lot of cute boys here. I'm just having so much fun."
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"These guys kiss really good. And I like everyone's clothes."
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"Me and your roommate didn't really work out, but we're still friends."
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"- Ted, I will kill you. - Won't happen again."
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"You know the drill, people."
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"There's another wedding scheduled."
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"- Please. - Go. I can finish from here."
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"So, Sean, you look woolly."
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"It's been four days, which, by the way, makes the beard all the more impressive."
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"- What do you want? - I didn't steal Elliot from you."
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"She just panicked cos you were moving in."
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"take her into your hairy arms and tell her you want her back."
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"You should probably shower first."
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"I can't believe he's not here yet."
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"Don't worry. I made it."
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"- I don't care about you, you idiot. - They had pre-marital sex."
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"- Do you ever miss the ladies? - A little."
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"I would too."
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"Start it up, and I'll meet you at the altar."
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"It's for real this time, people."
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"No."
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"I'll just stand here and be quiet for a little while."
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"Give me a bucket of Scotch. Sport, take these and keep moving."
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"There she is. Do something charming."
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"- What are you doing? - Thinking of ways to make things right."
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"You can cross off "Keys in the face." Honestly, there's nothing you can do."
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"What do you mean, disaster? This is an amazing wedding."
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"I know we didn't actually get married, but tonight we're gonna rip it up."
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"Then we hop on a plane to the Bahamas,"
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"where you and I can get married tomorrow amongst the fishes and mermaids."
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"- Why isn't the band playing? - In a word, shrimps."
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"Nasty one-day-old shrimp."
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"The band got into them while we was waiting for your sorry ass."
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"No music. I swear, I am this close to losing it."
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"- Carla. - It's OK."
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"Get out while you can."
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"I'm happy."
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"- How's it going? - You wore your uniform to a wedding?"
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"Forks. Franny, forks."
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"- So, what have you been up to? - Doctor stuff. You?"
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"I was crying a lot and then I got really emotionally numb."
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"And I jammed a salad fork two inches into my thigh"
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"Do you wanna get out of here?"
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"I don't know what JD told you,"
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"It sucks, doesn't it?"
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"Carla. I apologise. I am a horse's ass."
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"And I always ended up married."
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"Marriage is overrated. Jordan and I aren't married and we get along great."
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"Per? Is making out with a stranger cheating?"
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"Technically, not if it's under ten seconds, dear."
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"Not worth it."
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"- I shouldn't be drinking. - I know."
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"Carla's dying. It's rally time. We have no band, no deejay."
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"You're my best man. Brainstorm."
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"Remember that party when the stereo went out"
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"and I hooked up with that grad student from Brazil?"
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"- That was awesome. - You made out with a little person."
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"It'll cost double what you paid us for the church."
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"So, mind if we start with some Tupac?"
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"- Kick it. - All right."
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"So, call me if you ever wanna get drunk and have sex."
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"Bye, Sean."
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"- Can I have a ride home? - Well, sure."
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"You can't let him drive her home. She says thank you the naughty way."
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"What do you think?"
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"Let me know when we are."
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"Don't hold your breath."
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"Actually, sir, it's Turk."
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"That's your first name."
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"You think my name is Turk Turkelton?"
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"And Mrs Turkelton."
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"Can I get a Scotch?"
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"Don't be."
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"Set me up, Ted."
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"Hi. We haven't used instruments in a long time,"
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"- Our plane leaves in an hour. - I just gotta check on my patient."
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"Actually, it's Father Fitzpatrick."
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"Other times, you've kind of sealed your own fate."
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"- Thanks for helping out. - I'm only going as far as the dumpster."
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"What do you think? Extra groomsman?"
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"- Help me wax my brow. - Okey-dokey."
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"Not anymore."
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"There's a wedding brunch tomorrow."
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"It's only for family and close friends, and we'd love for you to be there."
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"Jordan, get out of bed. We got a wedding to go to."
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"That second I knew how to make things right if I just had the time."
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"- What did you say? - Nothing, girl."
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"I just wanna wish you two all the luck in the world."
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"The key to marriage is..."
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"I knew that jackass would screw this up."
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"Things are starting to heat up."
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"Hey, JD."
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"Thanks for the buck."
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"I don't know."
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"I'm gonna have to pull the plug."
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"- Are you close yet? - I'm here."
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"Mr Sulu?"
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