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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Hope Josh Comes to My Party! (S01E01)

"(clicking)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(humming)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, yeah, I'm so... Something is wrong"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"from summer camp, wood shop, making all those lanyards,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I figured you could help me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I know that you're wondering, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ One day I was crying a lot ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can you guys stop singing for just a second?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The situation's a lot more nuanced than that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sure it's not an obstruction,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, Valencia is still not super psyched"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was six days ago."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, yeah, I mean, I just need a buffer, you know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's out of town at some yoga retreat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's so hot in here. Aah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, buddy, if you're gonna sweat, can you put down a towel?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, great. Then we should jet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why-why don't we... why don't we watch a movie, and-and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Thanks for the tips. Thanks for the help. - Uh-huh. Sure."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, no. No problem."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry. See you, Becks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whimpering)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? We'll see you when you're feeling better."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Okay, thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(knocking)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"probably go to the hospital or something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- move here for Josh. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Fine. You know, I'll admit it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know what to do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, that's okay, 'cause I do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's a solution, a loophole."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, throw a big party."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"at Roberta Janatelli's condo, and"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) Get it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MAN: You call that a party? That's her and her three loser friends."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"WOMAN: Well, then why don't you call your whore"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and ask her what she would do?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, they're just rehearsing a play called"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's it. I've had it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good luck, kiddo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got to get out of here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"WOMAN: Don't you dare."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"called The West Brovinas."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- No, you never told me the name. - Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Of so much in this world ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Like some frightened little girl ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Face your fears ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Stand your ground ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah, I'm back here. Sing to me. - ♪ Look it deep in the eyes ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Put your hand on its chest and say ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, that's just dangerous."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Keep calm, take a deep breath ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Face your fears ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Run with scissors ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Fly out of a window ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who are you singing to?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause the children are the future ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Play in the street ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Scared of bees ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Face your fears ♪ - ♪ Stars aren't that hot ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Join the Marines ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Is face your... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"kind of disturbing but also convincing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of course my dad isn't gonna walk out on me again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, since it's Weekend Tuesday, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Weekend Tuesday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Because it's... - Weekend Tuesday, Darryl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, what have I said about the katana on the table?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Scott! - (humming)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nothing revolves around barbershop!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mom, I'm gonna fail the test."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whatever. You know what, it's gonna be fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You got this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"since you've been here. You go to that spinning class."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I have friends, I definitely have friends ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ No one can say that I do not have friends ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Boy with port-wine stain!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I have friends, I definitely have friends ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm Paula!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We have all the friends ♪ Cool!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- so, you know... - Nice. I knew you could do it, girl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"S-Sorry, what was that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Have you seen Josh Chan?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a little, like, miffed at me from the way things went down"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, as I remember it, you weren't too thrilled with me either."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A party."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is it also, like, a church bake sale, too?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The first time, we kissed and then you started crying."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of, like, a strong friendship, you know?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then going to a party."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow. It is so tempting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what, never mind. I don't care anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You're not a human being. - Oh, just throw a barb"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"except it's, um, unpleasant and un-sexy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, so it's just gonna be a..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that's super cool, just 'cause, like, it's gonna be"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, Hector and White Josh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I'm sure you have other people to invite, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so many people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I remember you. (sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"could shake things up around here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but anyways... nice to meet you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think I've ever met."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I kind of think you're fascinating, actually."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you would make, like, a really good paper."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That would just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, you know what, yeah, it's, like, hipster-y and ironic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, I could see, like, a BuzzFeed article about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So we got Josh, my super cool neighbor Heather,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Why do you hate me? - What can I do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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