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Clips from American Dad! - Widowmaker (S03E03)

"of one lonely and sensitive ginger-haired boy!"
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"Never cry over a whore, Steve. Never!"
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"Mama."
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"- That's it! - Stan, he was just breaking the tension."
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"Or creating some."
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"You said you'd do this for me."
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"What are you thinking, Roger? Shock therapy? Reverse psychology?"
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"No. I'm gonna use something far more effective and cutting edge."
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"Now, in Feelings, there are no winners or losers."
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"I'm sorry. That was unprofessional."
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"I've been a bit consumed with one of my other patients."
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"He's a complicated teenage drug addict who's being molested... by me."
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"Francine, the problem here is that Stan's built a wall around himself."
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"Close your eyes, both of you."
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"We're gonna do a communication exercise."
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"And to do that, you must communicate from your heart. Go ahead. Open your eyes."
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"Hello. I'm Clip-Clop."
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"Let's see who can earn my hoof, shall we? Francine?"
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"Will you honor me with your hoof?"
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"Stan, get the camera!"
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"Okay, Francine. Good work. Stan?"
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"Give me your foot."
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"- It's a hoof, and you have to earn it. - Give me your damn hoof!"
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"Just a bug, huh? Filthy insects?"
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"Francine! I think he's about to make a breakthrough!"
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"- Francine? - I'm here, Stan."
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"Someone wants to come in, Stan."
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"I'm- I'm scared."
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"Tell him you want to come in, and you have a present."
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"I want to come in, and I have a present."
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"You can come in, Francine!"
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"You don't even have to wipe your feet!"
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"My favorite color is blue! My lucky number is three."
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"My favorite movie is The Burbs."
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"To force a rainbow angers God!"
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"Oh, Stan! Now you're sharing just like Craig did with Julie!"
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"I'm so proud of you."
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"I just had a dream where Steve and I were on a boat!"
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"You'll never believe what happened at work."
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"The C.I.A. Was making a promotional video with Tom Selleck!"
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"Nobody saw him, but I heard he was around."
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"Some sort of beverage tyrant, seems like."
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"This is so great. I feel like I can tell you anything, Francine..."
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"I know where your friend Julie's husband is."
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"She'll be so relieved! Where is he?"
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"- Buried in a construction site. - What?"
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"Yeah. I killed him. He's dead. C.I.A. Made me do it."
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"I killed your best friend's husband. It feels so good to share!"
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"You've turned the spigot on, and the secrets are just flowing out!"
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"You-You really did that toJulie's husband?"
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"Sure did. Killed him. Killed the crap out of him."
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"But Craig was your friend! How could you do this?"
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"So the C.I.A. Designated him a blabbermouth. That's why they made me stab him in the throat."
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"Stop! Please, just stop talking!"
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"- With a potato peeler. - Enough!"
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"Look. I don't want to hear any more of your sharing! I was wrong, okay?"
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"Francine, you never told me your husband was such an open book."
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"He reminds me of Craig. I hope he's okay."
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"There, there, Julie. I'm sure he's fine."
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"Honey, can I talk to you?"
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"How can you buddy up toJulie after what you did to her husband?"
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"You said you didn't want to listen anymore. So I found someone who does."
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"Really? And did you tell your new best friend your deep, dark secret?"
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"They'd designate me a blabbermouth, kill me, grind me up..."
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"and mix me into the local bologna supply!"
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"Not-Not that the C.I.A. Does that."
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"She was great. You guys would have loved her."
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"- Sorry. I've got something in my teeth. Continue. - I don't know what to do."
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"I don't want Stan sharing with me anymore because-"
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"Well, it's- It's become a little disturbing."
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"Oh. So tell him you're done sharing."
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"I did. But now he's sharing with another woman."
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"So what do I do?"
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"Show her Stan's not perfect."
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"As I recall, he's got a peculiar phobia of fountains."
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"Yeah. MaybeJulie wouldn't find my husband so comforting..."
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"if she saw him decapitate a duck."
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"Thanks, Roger!"
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"Finally! Oh! Can't tell you how long that's been in there."
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"Maybe from a red pepper? Or a tomato."
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"Hey, Julie."
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"Stan wanted me to let you know that instead of coffee at our house today..."
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"he wants to meet you at the park instead."
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"Yeah. By the fountains. The public water fountains."
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"Have fun."
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"Speech! Speech!"
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"Okay, okay, okay. Thank you."
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"Gosh, where do I start? I guess I'd like to thank vaginas everywhere."
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"They're creepy and I don't know what they're for, but, boy, are they funny! Thank you!"
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"- Francine! - This is a public water fountain!"
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"You're supposed to be freaking out!"
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"- Hey, I'll get us some frozen lemonade. - Mmm! Sounds delish."
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"- You're-You're drinking frozen lemonade now too? - Eating. You eat ice."
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"That's it, Stan! I'm sick of you spending every waking moment with Julie!"
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"Because you killed him!"
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"Hold that thought. Hello? You got it."
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"I got to go to Laos and take care of another blabbermouth."
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"Wink, wink. Think I'll use a corkscrew this time."
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"Don't tell me any more of your secrets!"
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"We're both on the same bike!"
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"Oh, he did. I'm just dropping off some tangelos for when he gets home."
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"His immune system gets a little weak when he travels. He was a preemie, you know."
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"And besides, shouldn't you be looking for your missing husband..."
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"isn't all you want it to be, but-"
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"Well, it's not my fault he tells me everything."
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"Well, he doesn't tell you everything."
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"Trust me, Francine. He-He does."
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"Trust me. He doesn't."
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"Oh, I'm pretty sure he does."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm-I'm so sorry. L-The C.I.A. Made him! I wasn't supposed to-"
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"If this gets to the C.I.A., they'll kill Stan for being a blabbermouth!"
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"Then maybe you'll see what it's like to lose your husband!"
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"I already lost Stan once, at a flea market."
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"But then I thought, "Who's that for? Who am I doing that for?""
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"Hey, honey. How's it going?"
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"Well, I was just calling to check in. Laos is amazing."
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"Stan, maybe all blabbermouths don't have to die."
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"Oh, Francine, sweet, naive Francine. That's so stupid."
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"Stan, there's something I have to tell you."
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