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Clips from American Dad! - Widowmaker (S03E03)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"He was always there for me."
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"Well, of course. I'm his wife. We share everything."
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"- Dinner? - Monday Night Football."
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"No. She said he would have told her about that."
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"Do you wanna be?"
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"I'll have you know I studied at the feet of a master- Dr. Phil."
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"What? Not in a thousand years!"
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"Oh, Your Highness is going out for her morning constitutional."
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"She wasn't a whore!"
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"You like staring at those long gams, don't you, Mr. Soprano?"
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"we're gonna have to use some unconventional methods."
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"Forward psychology?"
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"Feelings! The game of feelings!"
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"How are you, Mr. Clip-Clop? Do you like being petted?"
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"Neigh! Neigh! You're spooking me!"
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"Neigh!"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"I'm playing a role, sir. What are you doing?"
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"Oh, they'll see. They'll see the true power of the bee!"
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"You will be avenged, my sweet!"
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"# It's so hard #"
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"Stan, Francine is here."
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"- What's the present? - Love."
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"And it's very heavy. And I'd like to come in and put it down."
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"And I'm terrified of fountains. They're unnatural."
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"- Are you really scared of fountains? - Terrified."
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"It hadn't even provoked me."
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"I like seeing a woman's panty lines."
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"- Oh, Stan! If you think you're ready! - Okay."
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"I had to. He told Julie everything."
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"L- I can't be around you right now."
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"But the spigot's on! And once it's on, it can't be turned off!"
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"Who am I gonna share with? Steve?"
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"- That ginger-haired bastard's got enough problems."
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"I didn't know what to do. So I just told everyone I sat in smelly motor oil."
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"I can feel it... in here."
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"You're the one who wanted me to share."
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"Approachable yet regal. And funny."
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"Is that a beehive? You got more of them? Why the hell would you do that?"
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"Not because you killed our queen, and I'm building a winged army of vengeance."
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"It's not that. It's not that at all."
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"Francine, Julie's searching for a man to fill the role of her missing husband."
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"And the new touchy-feely Stan fits."
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"Looks like some sort of skin."
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"Weird. I've never eaten a vegetable in my life."
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"Oh, it was a pomegranate. That's what was in my teeth."
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"I know we're in the middle of a show..."
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"Uh, wow. Our 1,000th vagina joke."
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"Well, Francine, you can put your petty jealousy aside for a few days."
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"Oh. Hi, Julie. I'm surprised Stan didn't tell you he's out of town on business."
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"I know that! Stan tells me about that every time we make love!"
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"instead of getting tangelos for mine?"
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"- I'm going to the police! - No!"
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"I won't lose him again!"
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"Sorry I gagged you. I was gonna gag you with a spoon."
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"You know, sort of an '80s throwback."
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"Oh, fine, fine. Everything's fine."
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"But when I do, I'm gonna kill him so bad Death'll throw me an ice-cream party."
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"It's time."
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"Attack, my minions! Armed with your toxin, attack!"
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"Your brother's weird."
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"- I did something terrible! - What happened?"
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"And she threatened to go to the police! So I knocked her out!"
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"Roger! Does he have a wig on?"
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"What are you doing? I want to die."
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"- Craig is alive? - Yup. He's in Laos."
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"Our plan was simple."
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"I was just doing Craig a solid."
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"She was actually on the cover of one of his National Geographics..."
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"Bye. Have a beautiful time."
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"#And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"It'll be all right, Julie. I'm sure Craig'll turn up."
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"He's been missing for three weeks!"
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"Oh, honey, I know."
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"But we knew what we were in for when we became C.I.A. Wives."
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"The secret business trips, the late night " rendezvouses. ""
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"Maybe he's deep undercover..."
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"like a kitty cat in a fluffy bed on a cold winter night."
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"I just feel so lost without Craig."
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"Whether I was laughing or crying..."
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"or having an especially heavy period."
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"It's just not like him to disappear."
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"He'd tell me if he was going somewhere."
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"He tells me everything. And now he could be dead!"
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"Oh, my God! He tells you everything?"
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"And then we talk about our day."
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"He tells you about work stuff?"
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"- Huh. Hi, Stan. - Hi."
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"- How was work? - Fine."
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"- Anything exciting happen? - That's confidential."
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"See you in bed."
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"No!"
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"- Julie seems pretty sure something bad happened to Craig. - Hmm."
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"- Stan, Craig is your friend. How do you feel about that? - Sucks."
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"Damn it, Stan! How come you never share?"
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"You never talk to me!"
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"What's there to talk about? He's probably just on a secret mission."
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"He tells her everything- unlike you."
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"I don't even know your favorite color."
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"Whoa! Whoa! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!"
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"Roger, you can't just throw a wig on and call yourself a doctor."
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"It's Oprah approved."
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"My card. The only currency I accept is the joy I get from helping my patients."
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"This is a seven of diamonds."
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"Yeah. You're gonna have to write my fake phone number down on that."
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"Stan, I think we should give Roger a chance to help us."
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"Fine. Then we'll just go see Dr. Nussbaum for 150 an hour."
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"Fine. We'll just use Roger."
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"Operator, connect me to Klondike 5-2487."
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"Putting you through now, sir."
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"She's putting me through."
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"You girls want some sugar water, huh?"
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"Rumor has it she was born a drone."
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"Steve, the science fair was months ago. Get rid of those filthy insects."
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"What have you done?"
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"Relax, you freak. It's just a bee."
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"I'm glad that whore bug is dead."
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