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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer and Apu (S05E05)

"- But-- - Thank you. Come again."
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"Well, that was a big bust."
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"- [ Angry Groan ] - No need to apologize, Apu."
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"It was as much my fault as it was yours."
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"- [ Growling ] - [ Gagging ]"
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"I'm sorry, Apu. But remember-- "Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart ""
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"Do you mind? I'm not in the mood."
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"I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another..."
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"- [ Door Chimes ] - [ Delighted Gasp ]"
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"And a hot-check list."
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"God, you're--you're like the guy! You're a legend around here."
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"Can I ask you-- is it true you once worked 96 hours straight?"
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"Oh, yeah! You know, I studied your old security tapes."
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"Fee-ee-ee-ee."
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"In a few minutes I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head."
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"Hey, pal. I assure you. If I tried any funny stuff, you would be in hysterics."
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"- Hey, you'reJames Woods! - Oh, thank you. Yes, yes. Thank you."
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"Well, Mr. Woods..."
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"-your new song is gonna be number three with a bullet. - [ Gun Cocks ]"
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"[ Dr. Hibbert Chuckling ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Silly customer!"
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"[ Sniffing ]"
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"The footage you saw was of a fur-storage facility."
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"If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number."
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"- Dad, are you listening to me? - Shh! Lisa! The dog is barking."
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"[ Dog Barking ]"
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"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart corporation."
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"- You can no longer wear this name patch. - [ Gasps ]"
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"It is time to settle the score."
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"I was unaware! I was unaware!"
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"Hmm. He's head and shoulders above everyone else."
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"-James Woods. - Previous job experience?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Help me! Help me! [ Gurgling ] Mmm! It's cran-tastic!"
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"That old man up front, he is starved for attention. He will talk the cashier's head off."
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"Uh, eh, could I just ask you a question?"
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"Did you-- Huh! Did you believe that? I mean, the way I gave you the change?"
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""They made Dad sicky-mart ""
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""The Kwik-E-Mart is real-- " D'oh!"
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"- " Not me " - " Forget the Kwik-E-Mart ""
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"No, not you. I'm just talkin' to my oven."
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"- Ooh-ooh! - There she is."
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"There she is, the world's first convenience store."
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"He is the benevolent, enlightened president and C.E.O...."
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"until you just wish Flanders was dead."
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"By the end, I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind."
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"Fee-ee-ee-ee."
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"- [ Simpsons ] Aww. - Ooh!"
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Panicked Shouting ]"
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"[ Gulping ] Stop being such babies. You can't be afraid to try new things."
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"For instance, tonight I'm using a-- Apu, what do you call this thing again?"
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"I got you fired. It's the least I can do."
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"Yeah, 'cause those monkey-- Yeah. Okay. Great. Okay. Look. Book me a flight..."
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"[ Door Chimes ]"
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"You cannot hurt a Twinkie!"
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"I feel that way too. You see, whether igloo, hut or lean-to..."
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"[ Both Screaming ]"
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"But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet."
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"- I want $2.00 worth of gas, please. - $4.20."
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"Okay, Apu! I accept your apology."
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"- This isn't very convenient. - Must you dump on everything we do?"
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"- Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? - Yes."
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"- Apu! - Oh!"
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"He's got me there."
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"[ Door Chimes ]"
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"Well, sir, Homer's illness was either caused by ingesting spoiled food..."
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"Oh, wait... now we are."
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"[ Thunderclap ]"
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"Now, turn in your pricing gun."
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"All right. Why do you want to become a part of the Kwik-E-Mart family?"
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"Please, Mrs. Simpson."
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"[ Electrical Crackling ]"
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"[ Slowly ] Ahh. Apu friend me good."
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"" Now here's the tricky part ""
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"" La la " Oops!"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"- Really? - Yes. - You?"
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""Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart ""
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"I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing."
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"Good evening. Here's an update on last week's nursing-home exposé, ''Geezers in Freezers.''"
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"Yes, yes. You are right, sir. I've got to accept my fate."
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"I'm going to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart, and I am going to face my demon!"
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"If he wants to make it up to you so badly, I think you should let him."
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"Approach, my sons."
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"Oh! Oh, Mr. Woods, you're--"
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"Hey, there's still time. Let's hug him again."
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"- Uhh. - Oy."
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"- [ Door Chimes ] - This is what I think of your store!"
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"Hey, we've just been working the eyes."
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"We've also been told to apologize for using the term ''geezers.''"
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"All right. Are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?"
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"Now, let's-- Mr. Simpson?"
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"The other one too."
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"Yo, check this out. Black guys drive a car like this."
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"- " [ Scatting ] - [ Audience Laughing ]"
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"I-- I cannot go there. That is the scene of my spiritual depantsing."
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"[ Man On P.A.] Attention, Monstromart shoppers."
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"Just a reminder that we love each and every one of you."
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"I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast."
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"You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man."
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"Hey. Come on. Hey-ey-ey! Hey, get over here! Okay. Now, you're you, I'm me."
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"" Good-bye to Kwik-E-Mart ""
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"" Not me ""
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"And we've all found happiness, every one of us."
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"" I do ""
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"Well, actually, that's-- that's a pretty good explanation."
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""[ Group Singing Religious Song ]"
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"Hey, hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, aren't ya? I mean, you're the--"
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"" [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"" Let's hurl a bricky-mart ""
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"[ All ] "Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart ""
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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