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Clips from Community (2009) - Celebrity Pharmacology (S02E02)

"Flying a little low? Maybe you should get high."
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"But my school had plenty of shows like this"
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"- That's terrific. - That's nice."
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"- I'm sure they've at least tasted it. - This guy keeps texting me."
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"I don't know who you're talking about. Chang."
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"I'm sorry. A word? Mm-hm."
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"I was kind of the Gerber baby of moist towelettes. Heh, heh."
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"Name any country. Russia."
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"Well, Marcus, you are in luck. What are you doing?"
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"Let me answer your question with two of my own."
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"Can you believe it? Heh, heh. Yes."
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"And action."
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"The one you wrote? I got it."
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"You can't ignore me forever."
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"Are you ignoring me because I'm Korean?"
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"I don't think that's right, Drugs. Nobody asked you, Crayon."
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"And he's about to get flushed down a toilet in the next scene."
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"- Hey! - Ow! Hey!"
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"We want Drugs!"
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"Well, maybe I won't be visiting you late at night anymore"
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"I don't want anybody pulling my strings."
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"Here's the situation."
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"Should we bail? Works for me."
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"and get that number down to average."
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"Well, I heard it."
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"Hey, Marcus."
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"That was brave of you."
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"Before you say anything, I want you to know, even though I did nothing wrong,"
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"I can't go from depending on my parents to depending on you,"
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"which is why I'm gonna get a job."
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"Hey, guys, I found my phone, but has anyone seen my bra?"
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"All store purchases will show up on your credit card"
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"Not so great, Bumbleton."
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"I have a ton of pollen to collect, but I'm really tired."
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"Who's this? This is Drugs."
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"Aren't Drugs bad? No way."
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"Drugs are like special honey. They give you a buzzzz."
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"Don't call me honey, honey."
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"Pierce, Drugs doesn't say that."
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"You know, I don't say anything, by the way."
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"I mean, I thought this show was about drug awareness."
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"Who's gonna be aware of a character that has no lines?"
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"Also, I noticed on page 15 I get flushed down a toilet."
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"- Consider yourself lucky. - Annie, question."
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"I thought it made them custom-paint their vans and solve mysteries."
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"Are you sure that my costume was on backwards?"
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"Somehow, I felt more confident before. I have a question."
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"I don't think my character would say "tripping balls.""
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"That's not a question."
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"I don't think my character would say "tripping balls," okay?"
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"Let's remember why we're doing this."
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"If our work helps one kid make better choices, then it will all be worth it."
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"I wish I had seen a show like this. Might have helped me avoid mistakes."
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"We're happy to do this for you."
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"and I think sitting through them drove me to drugs."
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"You don't respond to anything appropriately."
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"Thank you."
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"I'm just checking in to see how the Greendale Anti-Drug Players are doing."
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"I talked to the guidance councilor at San Ramon Middle School."
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"There's gonna be at least 50 at-risk rug rats coming here tomorrow"
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"for your big world premiere."
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"Dean Pelton, were you hoping to participate in the show?"
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"Oh, I would love to, Annie."
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"But as you can see from my outfit, I have plans."
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"So off to the airport Ramada."
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"How come he gets a front stinger?"
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"Do you think bees eat their own honey?"
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"You don't like him? I don't like flirting in text."
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"That's like saying you don't work by electric light."
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"You want an active sex life, part of it's texting."
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"- I don't remember asking your opinion. - Can't talk now."
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"Shirley, since I might be the father of your unborn child"
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"I made you a mix tape."
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"I hope you like Johnny Gill."
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"And since you probably don't have a cassette player,"
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"here's a list of used ones on Craigslist."
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"Britta, are you walking out of this room?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"Hey, you know you're gonna have to acknowledge him eventually."
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"I don't know who you're talking about. He doesn't exist."
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"Annie. Ooh!"
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"I don't know if you know this, but I did TV commercials for Hawthorne Wipes,"
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"family business, in the '50s. Oh. Heh, heh."
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"That's great, Pierce. Yeah."
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"I've done a lot of acting workshops. Hm."
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"I do physical comedy, funny dances,"
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"foreign accents. Accents?"
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"There are many tools I can bring to the table"
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"that I think the script may be wasting."
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"Do you know what I think is really great about this show?"
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"The only real star of it is the message."
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"Right, of course. Is the message Jeff Winger?"
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"He's on every page of this thing, and... I'll see you tomorrow."
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"You bet."
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"Britta left her phone."
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"She's getting a text message. Let me see."
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"Oh. It's from Marcus. "I'll be at the show tomorrow night."
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"Can't wait to see you. Are you really wearing a cat costume?""
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"Dragging Britta kicking and screaming into 1997."
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"But can't wait to show you what's underneath.""
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"How could you think that's a good idea?"
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"I got a better question. How could it not be a great idea?"
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"Thanks."
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"Here you go."
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"Wha...?"
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"Pierce, what are you doing here?"
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"Never mind that. There's a rapist in the hallway."
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"That's my landlord. And If he wanted to rape you, you'd be raped."
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"Did you follow me?"
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"What are you doing in an apartment above Dildopolis?"
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"And when did they open a second location?"
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"This is where I live. It just happens to be above a marital aid store."
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"I don't get it. Aren't everyone's parents rich?"
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"Well, I'm not speaking to my parents."
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"After my breakdown, my mom wanted to put the problem behind us"
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"and I wanted to deal with it, so I went to rehab and she cut me off."
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"What are you living on? I saved."
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"Every penny from babysitting, every birthday check."
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"Every dollar from the period fairy when I was a kid."
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"I guess I thought it would last longer. Excuse me, what's a period fairy?"
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