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Clips from The Simpsons - Them, Robot (S23E23)

"Like the Hulk?"
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"Well, sort of like the Hulk."
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"But instead of getting powerful,"
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"you're going to get very, very sick."
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"Hulk smash..."
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"Yes, Hulk smash."
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"Mr. Burns, you are liable"
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"for thousands of dollars per employee,"
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"not to mention my extensive fees which..."
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"This trapdoor app works like a charm."
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"You'll still have to pay!"
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"This is the last time I pay the price"
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"for the irritating mortality of the human worker."
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"Smithers, it's time to re-staff with"
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"the super-intelligent kangaroos we've been breeding!"
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"I'm sorry, sir,"
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"but they just filled their pouches"
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"with office supplies and hopped away."
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"Even the joeys?"
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"You know, sir, there is a more high-tech solution."
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"More high-tech than kangaroos?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"meet the future masters of the human race."
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"Comicon nerds!"
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"You fool! These are robots!"
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"You will train them"
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"and they will replace you."
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"I give you permission to shake your fists in anger twice."
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"I didn't say, Monty Says."
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"Now I have cause to terminate."
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"This is crap."
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"Now get out. You didn't say Monty Says."
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"Excellent."
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"to sign for packages, a scapegoat for meltdowns,"
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"things that would be a waste of the robots' time."
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"But who? Mr. Burns, before I leave,"
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"I got a few things to get off my chest."
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"One, I liked the new microwave in the break room."
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"Just push "popcorn," you don't have to know how long."
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"Two, replacing us with robots is heartless and despicable."
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"Three, how about a farewell party with a caricature artist?"
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"You know, it's something both kids and adults can enjoy."
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"Nicely done,"
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"we hate you, and food for thought."
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"Simpson, wait!"
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"As it turns out, there is one job available."
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"But be forewarned, it promises naught"
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"but soul-crushing boredom."
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"Does the chair go back like this?"
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"Yes."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"one remaining worker of bone and sinew."
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"Sir, I believe there are two, including yours truly."
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"It's one, excluding mine falsely!"
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"Mmm!"
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"I can do that."
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"What about this?"
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"Nice parking, idiot."
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"So, uh, you guys are my new coworkers."
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"So, workin' hard or hardly workin'?"
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"I said, workin' hard or hardly workin'?"
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"Workin' hard or hardly working?!"
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"It's a simple question!"
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"Are you A.) Working hard"
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"or B.) Ow!"
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"I guess I just met the joker of the group."
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"Better watch out for you on April Fool's, am I right?"
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"I said, am I right?"
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"Am I..."
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"So, you guys have any luck finding a new job?"
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"Does it look like I've got a job? No, I didn't."
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"Homer, show a little more sensitivity"
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"around these jobless washouts, eh?"
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"Hey, I gotta tell ya, I'm miserable there."
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"due to human error, guess who gets blamed?"
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"Hey, Homer, you know what I'm playing for ya?"
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"The world's smallest violin."
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"And now I got to sell it, just to make my rent!"
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"Oh, my God! Where's the bow?"
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"I can't sell it without the bow!"
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"Easy, easy there, Lenny."
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"You can always play it pizzicato."
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"The buyer clearly specified violin and bow!"
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"Um, maybe I should be heading home."
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"Oh, no!"
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"He stepped on the bow!"
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"I'm gonna do something I've never done:"
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"Ugh! You call this beer?"
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"It's watered-down swill!"
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"Well, here's the complaint department."
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"You know what I think, Moe? I think you ain't got the guts!"
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"Ha! Missed, ya son-of-a..."
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"♪ When the moon hits your eye ♪"
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"♪ Like a big pizza pie ♪"
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"♪ That's amore ♪"
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"it almost seems stupid."
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"Ah, here it is..."
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"Hydraulic systems flush..."
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"EEPROM bios auto boot..."
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"conversation mode?! They can talk?!"
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"I just have to press this button, right..."
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"Well, at least it doesn't feel pain."
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"Wait a minute..."
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"with authorization code 7... 2... 2... 5.""
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"Will you be my friend?"
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"Friendship cannot exist between man and machine."
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"But I can simulate interest in your statements."
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"you're my best friend."
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"Uh, just don't ask me to drive you to the airport."
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"with a 99% unemployment rate."
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"Look at what happened to the man on my pizza box."
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"Mr. Burns seemed like such a nice man"
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"the day he arrived."
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"shall be warm and bubbling."
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"Can I pet the elephant?"
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"Guess I'll just have to become beautiful on the inside."
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"Which he didn't."
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"I ain't paying!"
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"Two of my shortbreads were broken!"
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"Hey, check it out!"
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