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Clips from South Park - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (S03E03)

"- Oh, dude, you've got to be kidding me. - Yes, let's!"
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"See, I thought of Charlie's Angels, and I get to be Jaclyn Smith,"
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"as Wickershams and Decklers. Come on, Angels, let's get dressed!"
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"Which ladies' garments would you like, Stan?"
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"so you go ahead and be Melvins and leave me alone."
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"Here it is. I just had the hot tub put in last week."
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"- Wow, neat! - It looks quite inviting!"
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"- What? - Well, we hate to trouble you, Stan,"
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"but would you mind terribly being Bosley for us?"
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"what our mission is. That's all. That's all Bosley does."
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"You have to find me a way out of this room. Fast."
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"- That's a splendid mission! - Well, what are we waiting for?"
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"We gotta find a way out of this room, by golly,"
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"or else we're all gonna get drowned. Come on, Angels!"
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"Which Angel am I again?"
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"I just miss being able to party."
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"But tonight is the exception!"
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"That's why I'm gonna smoke this cigar, only 'cause I've never smoked before."
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"- Good idea! - What haven't you tried"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, that was me."
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"No, no, no. My name is Sabrina Duncan."
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"Airshaft."
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"and found this old ventilation duct. I reckon it's gotta lead somewhere,"
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"and that's good 'cause now we won't drown!"
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"- So, Bosley, what's our next mission? - We're going upstairs."
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"Why would we wanna go upstairs for?"
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"Oh, yeah, I'm sure your wife would love that."
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"I wish. That's the one thing I've always thought of experimenting with."
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"- A threesome! - With two girls or two guys?"
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"Well, two girls, of course. I mean, with another guy, you know, that'd be..."
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"Yeah, well, that's not really gay, is it?"
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"- Well, it is a night for experimenting. - It sure is."
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"Code 7. We believe we have found the compound."
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"Okay, so just what is going on here, people?"
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"- Get down! - What?"
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"It's just like we told you, Officer."
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"when the meteor shower starts."
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"- Are you sure? - Of course we're sure."
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"It's our job to know what these fanatics do."
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"So what does the ATF do when religious fanatics"
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"are gonna commit mass suicide?"
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"Don't worry. We won't let that happen,"
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"even if it means we have to kill each and every one of them."
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"Apparently, we've got at least five dozen men and women in there"
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"I think we're gonna have to move in, sir."
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"- All right. Johnston! - Sir!"
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"Oh, come on in! Join the party, m'kay? Would you like a meteor mai tai?"
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"- We did it! Great job, Angels! - So what's our mission now, Bosley?"
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"to get Bosley some cookies and a TV set."
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"What kind of cookies do you want, Bosley?"
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"- Yeah. - You don't regret doing it now, do you?"
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"That's right. It's just harmless experimenting."
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"Damn it, where's Johnston?"
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"Those bastards!"
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"M'kay, drive carefully. M'kay."
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"Your freaky religious cult will not succeed in its plan."
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"Do not move, or we will be forced to shoot."
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"Did you see them move?"
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"- I did. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, they moved all right."
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"I think the Jets are gonna be the team to beat this year in the AFC."
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"- What? - Well, I just..."
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"Come right on in here, Bosley."
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"It was my idea. I got to thinking, "Where do people keep TV sets?""
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"we've got you cookies and a TV set, so what's our next mission?"
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"We're Angels. What do Angels do without missions?"
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"Oh, dear. We have angered Bosley."
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"Tom, I'm standing in front of a house where a religious cult"
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"is planning to commit mass suicide when the meteor shower starts."
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"- Whoa, cool! - I wanna be a reporter someday."
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"According to the ATF, the couple refused to cooperate,"
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"The ATF had no choice but to shoot the insane couple,"
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"and now a standoff has ensued."
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"Do you think someday I could be a reporter?"
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"We just received a photo from the recon team"
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"of the action inside the house, showing evidence that there are indeed"
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"innocent children trapped inside."
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"- Those sick, cult-fanatic bastards! - Dude!"
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"Hey, our parents aren't religious fantastics."
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"Why, we gotta tell them that they're making an awful mistake, don't we?"
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"- Yeah! - Raise the roof."
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"- Talk. Talk, damn you. - Look, I'm just having a hard time"
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"- with what we did in the hot tub. - So now we can't be friends?"
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"Like, even though nobody could know 'cause we said we'd never tell anybody."
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"- We said we'd never tell anybody? - Well, of course we wouldn't!"
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"- Oh. I didn't realize that. - You didn't tell anybody, did you?"
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"- You didn't say not to tell anyone! - Well, of course."
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"I thought it would be implied."
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"Listen to you. You're yelling at me. You've never yelled at me before."
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"You gotta go talk to them!"
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"How come they're acting that way, Stan?"
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"How come they're laughing and falling down and such?"
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"Mom, go look outside!"
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"- Mommy's little poopie-kins! - Let me handle this, Stan."
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"Now, listen up, and listen good, everyone."
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"Why, you should be ashamed of yourselves."
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"If you don't get outside right now and tell those army guys"
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"you're not religious fantastics, well, there's gonna be heck to pay."
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"Come on, we're gonna have to go tell them ourselves."
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"- Lay down your weapons. - We don't have any weapons."
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"Go back inside and tell everyone that they are surrounded."
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"Nobody can stand this much Cher! This is her new album."
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"That's great music, Mr. Mackey, what is that?"
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"- This is Cher. This is her new album. - Well, hell, turn it up!"
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"- Hey, talk to me. - No!"
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"I thought we agreed what happened in the hot tub"
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"- wouldn't change our relationship. - Will you stop it? I don't... I just..."
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"- Experiment! - I already did."
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"Dad, Dad! They shot at us!"
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"- Not now, Stan. - Mom!"
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"Hey, what are we gonna do? They shot at us. They really shot at us."
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"They ain't gonna stop until we're all dead, I betcha."
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"- Commander, what is the latest? - We have not had any cooperation"
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"and, apparently, they still plan to commit mass suicide"
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"once the meteor shower starts, which should be any moment now."
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"If we set it on fire, they'll have no choice but to come out."
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"Oh, dear God. They're gonna set us on fire."
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"Oh, great Jesus, son of Mary, wife of Joseph, what are we gonna do?"
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"Oh, sweet Joseph, husband to Mary, but not father of sweet Jesus!"
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"Setting them on fire seems a little dangerous, Commander."
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