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Clips from South Park - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (S03E03)

"It is, but we can't let them kill themselves."
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"But we can't. They'll just shoot at us again."
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"Oh, sweet Jesus, Mary mother of Jesus, wife of Joseph, father to Mary..."
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"Wait... Mary wife of... Hold On."
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"For hours now, the ATF has tried to communicate"
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"with the religious fanatics inside this house."
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"and so time is running out."
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"This is Jill Munroe, reporting live from inside the meteor shower party."
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"As you can see, this is a perfectly normal party."
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"Nobody is killing themselves."
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"Don't burn us, please. Jill Munroe, GFN news."
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"You're right, you are, Dougie. You did an awesome job."
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"Attention, cult people. Do not commit mass suicide."
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"And back rubs."
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"All right, I'm through trying to reason with them."
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"- are religious fanatics? - We know what we're doing."
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"and then tried to say they killed themselves."
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"You see it? You see it? Go get it! Go get it!"
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"Could I just have a few minutes alone?"
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"I'm not gonna let you change on me, Randy."
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"Hold your fire! Okay."
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"People at the door."
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"That was a warning. Go back inside and tell the others"
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"that they now have one minute to surrender."
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"- Are you sure you can do this, Butters? - No, I'm not sure, I'm not sure at all."
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"What am I doing again?"
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"We're just gonna slide you down this rope,"
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"Yup, I think reconsidering is the thing to do right now."
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"He made it down!"
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"Mr. Reporter, sir?"
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"We've got an eyewitness exclusive video for you, sir."
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"- Honey... - Oh, God! Everybody's looking at me."
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"- Everybody knows. - Everybody doesn't know."
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"You've become all needy and talkative and..."
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"Yeah, yeah, it's true."
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"but I can't deal with your accusing stares!"
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"We watched each other jack off in the hot tub!"
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"Well, it's not like you're the only guy"
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"- Me, too. - Yeah, I've done it a few times."
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"- Yup. - Me, too."
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"Juanita, could you fix some more dip, please, Juanita?"
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"You mean it? I'm not gay?"
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"You bet we are, Gerry! I feel great! I feel like I can take on the world!"
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"Everything's gonna be okay!"
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"We have just received an exclusive video from inside the house,"
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"Attention, everyone! This has only been a test!"
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"- Good job, men, on this simulation. - Simulation?"
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"All is well. Do not shoot at..."
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"I believe we saved the day!"
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"Oops."
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"Say, that was a fine piece of journalism, boys."
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"- Wow, you mean it? - Sure."
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"Why with your tape, I'll be able to make millions"
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"and further my career beyond my wildest dreams."
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"Hooray, then!"
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"We sure did! Why, we put the fear of God"
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"in those ATF sons of guns, I can tell you."
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"But we've proven tonight that we can all get along."
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"I had to hang out all night with these frigging Melvins!"
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"- Dude, weak. - Super weak."
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"Come on, I'll tell you all about what happened to me..."
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"Dad, you can't leave me here. These guys are total Melvins."
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"- He's in first grade, I think. - I like math."
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"with these lady clothes? Why, we could play Charlie's Angels."
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"- What do I have to do? - You just gotta tell us"
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"All right. All right. Here's your mission."
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"Well, that's what being young is all about."
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"Maybe I'll drink a few more beers and see where the party takes me."
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"You never had a homosexual fantasy? Not that I have."
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"There is a religious cult in there that plans to commit mass suicide"
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"who intend to commit suicide when the meteor shower starts."
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"Hey, I love mai tais!"
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"- I don't care. Just hurry! - Hooray!"
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"We both have to be up early tomorrow, but thanks again."
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"but Brister won every game he started in last year."
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"- Where is he? - He lives in, like, Florida."
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"and sure enough, here it was."
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"There are no more missions. I have everything I want."
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"They think our parents are the religious cult!"
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"The ATF is outside and they think you're all a religious cult!"
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"Raise the roof!"
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"Why, I'm awful disappointed in you drinking and carrying on this way."
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"Tell them to come out peacefully, and we will not shoot them."
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"I don't think they're gonna come out."
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"- I just felt like talking to you. - There's nothing to talk about."
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"Go? The meteor shower hasn't even started yet!"
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"Randy, relax. We don't ever get to party. Now, come on, loosen up!"
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"Why on Earth would you go and do that for anyways?"
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"We have to let them know this isn't a cult party."
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"Send in the negotiator!"
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"- Look. You see this? You see this? - Yes."
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"Just because we shared an intimate moment in the hot tub,"
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"I won't let it change our friendship."
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"and then you gotta get our exclusive video"
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"I don't know about this, I think I'll reconsider."
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"I was just in the hot tub."
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"- I feel so much better! Wow! - So we're friends again?"
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"All right, everyone, fire!"
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"But, you know, I learnt something today."
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"You? You think you had a bad night?"
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"People will think you guys are, you know, funny."
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"- And I bet you'll have a great time. - Here we go, it's right in here."
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"- 'cause I thought of it. - This sounds as fun"
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"You know, maybe just... I don't know."
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"What do you want us to do now, I wonder?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure."
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"We ain't got no more missions? What are we supposed to do?"
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"I didn't say that. I mean... I don't know."
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"Hey, you guys, we've got a big problem!"
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"Yeah, well, you know what I heard? I heard that he's gay."
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"to that reporter down there."
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"Look, Harold's doing it again!"
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"who's ever watched another guy masturbate. I've done it."
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"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
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"So, well, that was certainly interesting."
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"Well, let's get back into the party and see what everybody's doing."
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"- I've done it. - Yup."
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"That's okay. I've got a special, kids' room down in the basement."
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"We'll be upstairs if you need anything, Stan."
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"Great party, Mr. Mackey. Thank you so much."
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