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Clips from Friends - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance (S06E06)

"Monica, which of all of this kitchen stuff is mine?"
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"This bottle opener."
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"-And...? -And it's a magnet."
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"Look at that!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"at N..."
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"What?"
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"Just kidding!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"I've really gotta start living now!"
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"This is it. This is what's gonna kill me."
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"No. Why?"
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"I never seen a guy stare so hard at something that didn't have chicks on it."
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"can be further subcategorized..."
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"Thank you."
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"Why not?"
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"I don't even know why I talk to you guys about it."
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"That's the way I did it till I was 19."
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"All right, 20."
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"It's probably a residual check. Can you open it? I got..."
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""Benefits lapsed.""
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"I don't remember being in a movie called Benefits Lapsed."
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"-you didn't work enough last year. -Let me see that."
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"stop catching on fire."
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"All right, well..."
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"Preparing you for.. Didn't you think I was dead?"
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"Yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought we'd lost you forever."
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"You know, if you can."
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"I liked them so much that I bought some for myself."
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"I love them."
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"How'd the lecture go?"
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"Well, I proved them wrong!"
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"Joey Tribbiani."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"he made a startling discovery."
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"Oh, bloody hell."
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"And I'll have my health insurance back in no time."
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"And then I passed out..."
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"Damn you, 15s!"
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"Yeah, and not a very good one."
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"What's going on?"
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"But I don't want to die."
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"-That's my girlfriend. -Hey, I'm dead!"
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"-You stole them from me! -You stole them from me!"
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"Yeah, that seems fair. We never use them."
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"Look, I really need some help, okay?"
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"What do I do?"
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"Why don't you phase it out? Yeah, phase the accent out."
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"I've got a surprise..."
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"for you."
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"Just hold on one second."
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"The line is, "Pick up a bag," so you need to pick up the bag."
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"Or I could just point to it."
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"You mean "Dying Man.""
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"-Do it one more time. -Really? Really? Okay."
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"Hello, Ross? This is Dr. McNeely from the Fake Accent University."
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"My psychic is dead!"
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"She must have read the cards wrong."
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"I'm sorry."
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"And thanks again for helping me take a shower."
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"This is Alex. He'll be playing your son."
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"Hi, Alex."
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"All right, Alex. Now, when Joey says his line..."
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"Come on, son."
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"Your mama's good people."
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"Can you cry for us this time?"
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"Scene five, take two."
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"Let's try this again."
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"right up until you say, "Action"?"
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"Since I haven't heard from him, I assume he's giving the marriage a try."
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"All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out."
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"About paleontology?"
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"Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is important..."
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"because I'm hoping to get a permanent job here."
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"Ross! Are you crazy?"
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"What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"Well, hello, Rachel!"
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"You've really done this before?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"How weird is that? You're moving in with me..."
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"and you have the one thing I don't have."
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"It's like, in a way, you complete me."
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"-Kitchen. -What?"
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"You complete me kitchen, matey!"
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"I know what you're thinking."
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"That she'll move in with you, then fall in love with you, and then..."
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"when she finds out you're already married, she'll be happy."
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"It all adds up! You're obsessed with her. It's always:"
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""What will you do about Rachel? Why are you moving in with Rachel?"
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"When will you confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!"
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"No, I bought those."
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"Oh, right. I forgot."
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"That you're a liar!"
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"That's great! I'll be there Monday. And thank you again."
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"That was the head of the paleontology department..."
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"U."
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"Wow. What..."
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"did he..."
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"say?"
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"Remember that paper I had published last year on sediment flow rate?"
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"-They loved it. -Well, who wouldn't?"
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"Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer."
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"It's temporary, but if they like me, it could lead to a full-time job."
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"How great would that look on the mailbox? Professor Geller."
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"Professor and Mrs."
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"And Mrs.?"
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"You and Ross are still married."
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"Saved your ass."
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"What's the matter?"
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"You know that psychic I see?"
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"She told me I'm gonna die this week, so I'm bummed."
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"I know you don't know about readings, but that's the worst you can get."
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"She'd say that to you?"
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"You don't believe her, do you?"
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"I don't know. She said that I'd have triplets..."
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"but she also said one of them would be black."
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"Just out of curiosity, did she say how you'd go?"
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"She didn't tell me I'd die till the end of the session."
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"I've only got a week left."
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"Well, today's my first lecture..."
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