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Clips from Friends - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance (S06E06)

"and I wanted to try it out on you guys. Do you mind?"
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"Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two...""
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""...subcategories. The first of these subcategories is..""
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"concerning sediment flow rate."
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"into..""
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"Wait a minute, hold the phone."
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"You're not talking about Chuckles University?"
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"Come on, we're kidding."
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"I'm just gonna do it on my own, with no naked chicks."
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"Twenty-three."
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"Any good mail?"
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"Something from the Screen Actors Guild."
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"It's not a check. Your health insurance expired because..."
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"Oh, I can't believe this!"
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"This sucks!"
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"When I had insurance, I could get hit by a bus..."
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"or catch on fire, you know?"
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""Make sure to look both ways before you cross the street.""
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"Hey, you're still alive!"
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"How are you feeling?"
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"It's so exhausting, waiting for death."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Can you do me a favor?"
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"Wake me up in a couple hours."
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"Did you take these back?"
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"They're really great, aren't they?"
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"Nice try."
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"It went great."
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"That's great. I'm sorry we weren't supportive before."
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"I knew I just had to let the material speak for itself."
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"Everyone's all, "Ross, you have to be funny and sexy.""
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"-That you're not funny or sexy? -That's right!"
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"-Hey, Estelle, listen.. -Well, well, well."
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"So you came back, huh?"
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"They think they can do better, but they all..."
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"come crawling back to Estelle."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, well, no harm no foul."
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"Look, you gotta get me some work. I lost my health insurance."
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"All right, first thing we gotta do: damage control."
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"-Why? -Well, I think..."
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"someone out there..."
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"may have been bad-mouthing you all over town."
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"The bastard!"
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"-But we could sneak in and watch. -Yeah, we could."
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"Hey, look. There's some Kappa Kappa Deltas. I was a Kappa."
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"Hey, sisters."
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"Wow, we really are bitches."
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"Right. So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory..."
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"What he believed to be igneous was, in fact, sedimentary."
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"So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow."
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"That's great, but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now?"
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"-What's wrong with you? -Nothing."
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"I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before."
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"and I haven't been able to stand up since."
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"This sounds like a hernia. Go to the doctor."
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"No way. If I go to the doctor, it'll be for this thing sticking out of my stomach!"
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"Why'd I have to start working out again?"
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"Look, I was nervous."
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"You guys had me all worried I was gonna be boring."
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"I got up there and they were all, like, staring at me."
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"I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out."
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"Dr. Geller? Kurt Rathman."
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"I'm a paleontology professor here."
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"Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture?"
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"I'm sorry, I've got plans with my sister."
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"Monica Geller."
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"Right. Will you excuse us for one moment?"
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"Top of the morning to you, laddies!"
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"Would you just please stop?"
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"Yes, yes, Bombay is very, very nice this time of year."
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"Hey, will you grab me a cruller?"
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"Sit down!"
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"Will you go to the hospital?"
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"a lot probably, okay?"
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"Just go to the hospital and let's just get that thing..."
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"pushed back in."
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"Besides, when my insurance kicks in..."
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"I can get all the free operations I want."
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"I'm telling you, if I put my hand on my stomach..."
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"it doesn't hurt that bad."
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"Hey, maybe you'll die!"
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"Chandler, I'm scared."
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"Just don't wait too long, because I'm out of here sometime before Friday."
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"It'll be fun. We'll come back and haunt these guys!"
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"Wait. Could I come back and haunt Monica and Rachel when they're in the shower?"
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"-Give me them! -No, they are mine!"
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"Give me them!"
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"Just wanna each take one?"
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"Why did I have to speak in a British accent?"
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"People will think you're adjusting to life in America."
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"They're probably not even listening to you."
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"Of course they're listening to you."
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"Everybody listens to you."
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"Monica, do you think I should try this phasing-out thing?"
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"Hey, Timmy."
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"The surprise is a new swing set. If you could play it less intense."
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"Oh, yeah. Sure, no problem."
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"I've got a surprise for you!"
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"So that's why I feed my dog Purina One."
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"Pick up a bag today."
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"-That's where you pick up the bag. -Exactly."
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"Purina One. Point to a bag today."
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"I didn't get it, did I?"
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"Joey Tribbiani."
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"Listen to this!"
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"My reading was wrong. I'm not going to die."
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"Really? How do you know?"
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"Better her than me."
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"Listen, I'm really glad you got the part."
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"Are you sure you can do this?"
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"We're ready for you."
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"As you can see, my hands are not in my pants."
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""Take good care of your mama, son," that's your cue to cry. Got it?"
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"And action!"
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"Take good care of your mama, son."
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"Take good care of your mama, son."
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"Take 36 is up."
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"You ready, Joe?"
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"One thing, is it all right if I scream..."
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