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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Citizen Ship (S02E02)

"We're sex friends..."
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"although we haven't had sex in like, four days."
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"but I didn't see his dick once."
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"Melody and I haven't had sex in weeks,"
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"Edging?"
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"It's like when you"
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"but you don't blow your orgasm,"
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"you never blow your orgasm."
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"Yeah, o... okay."
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"Ab, do you think Lincoln and I are like a "couple"?"
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"he's either your boyfriend or your best friend."
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"Ow!"
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"What the (Bleep)?"
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"I'm wild and I'm free!"
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"I'm Vulva-rine."
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"What are you guys doing in there?"
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"It smells like balls in here."
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"it's like, why did my ancestors even come here?"
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"Why don't you just have sex with Lincoln?"
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"You got beauty, you got brains,"
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"Do you want a kiss?"
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"Oh... saved by the bell."
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"The boys with the penises!"
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"Hey, do either of you two have like, a knife?"
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"Blood brothers."
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"I have an idea."
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"♪ We should drink more, ooh, whoa ♪"
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"Let's go, I'll go get some drinks."
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"Not you, you little bois."
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"- P to P. - P to P?"
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"- Pubes to pubes. - Pubes..."
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"- Y'all have a good one. - Enjoy."
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"I'm kidding!"
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"And we're gonna need Mattie Bevers to the mic."
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"Bevers!"
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"Bevers! Bevers!"
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"Abbi, I don't think I can do this."
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"Yes, you can, you can marry Melody"
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"completely outside of my apartment."
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"There he is! There's the man of the hour!"
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"is a very special night,"
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"On the water, nice facilities,"
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"Abbi's the man, Abbi's the man."
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"She's the man."
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"- and I'm just so proud of her. - What?"
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"Come on, give it up for Andy!"
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"It's true."
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"She's in the bathroom again, but she's not doodying."
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"into becoming a man."
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"Please, will you help me?"
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"Can you just go talk girl stuff to her?"
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"Fine."
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"I need you to be on top of your game."
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"Melody, it's Abbi."
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"I just wanna say first that I'm not..."
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"um, and it's none of my business,"
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"but I know how much Bevers loves you,"
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"'cause he just eats all of my stuff."
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"He's not my cup of tea, but he really cares about you."
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"And I just hope that you know that"
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"even though he didn't propose,"
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"I love you like that."
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"Ilana? What the (Bleep)."
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"by the fire extinguisher, too."
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"This is what America is really about, I think."
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"Oh, really?"
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"'cause we just boned in a lifeboat."
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"It's still sore."
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"I'm in my refractory period, you gotta let me rebuild."
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"That's disgusting, right?"
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"Oh, Guy Fieri."
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"I could roll with that, he's go a good life."
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"You should honestly get that now, I'm not even kidding."
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"I really feel like you fit as these dudes."
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"I... I'd (bleep) 'em all."
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"Jaime Castro."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"I know, babe, I know."
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"that you are never, ever gonna forget."
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"Yeah... mine didn't."
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"I brought ziplocs, pass it down."
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"Okay, have fun."
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"But it's not plus three, so..."
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"and not call to change?"
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"Just please don't hit me in front of everybody."
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"You know what, your mom died two weeks ago, Chrissy!"
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"Wait up."
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"It's fantastic."
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"Huh?"
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"Denises the penises."
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"We'll wait it out. What do you want?"
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"I know all its secrets."
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"They don't let murderers be captains."
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"Okay, let's just get the drinks and go, all right?"
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"Help, somebody!"
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"No, it's "fire," you yell "fire.""
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"Wanna see me ram it?"
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"I honestly have always thought"
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"No, silly."
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"We only wanna hang out with each other anyway, right?"
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"at the naturalization ceremony?"
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"Hold on, I'm gonna be wearing my American flag contact lenses."
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"Yeah, they burn me very badly."
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"Hey, cheers to you, dude, for becoming a citizen,"
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"I'm a well-to-do dentist,"
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"That is how we cheers in Latin America."
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"You guys know that human-robot marriage"
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"or a cup of jazz?"
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"What the (Bleep) is jazz?"
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"Why did we ask?"
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"I would chug the jazz."
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"I love hamburgers..."
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"Uh, Abbi, I don't think anybody washed those."
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"I gave you a ziploc this morning, did I not?"
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"It was supposed to be a surprise."
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"I really haven't thought about it,"
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"Besides, we already live together."
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"But, I feel like you're the one who really, really gets me."
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"I just feel like you guys are young"
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"Go for it, man."
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