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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Citizen Ship (S02E02)

"a lot more time with him lately, right?"
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"And if you're not having sex,"
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"you're a (Bleep) genius."
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"Rude!"
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"I remember you from earlier."
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"and you can build a life that is... that is"
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"All night long."
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"great crew, beautiful skyline."
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"Come on out here and talk to us."
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"She thought I was gonna propose,"
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"All the lawyers are now into me."
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"Oh, you're way too good for any of these lawyers."
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"I love Melody so much, but she won't talk to me."
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"for some reason, and as much as I hate"
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"Like, listen, I think we need to actually schedule"
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"We were just wiping up."
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"We almost missed this moment."
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"I made out with a very straight man"
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"Well, somebody must've sweet-talked her,"
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"Oh, she's so beautiful."
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"It's too romantic, I'm sorry."
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"- Ah, romantic again. - Ilana!"
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"Oh, my God, you look so good with Bieber hair."
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"I'm sorry, I'm too hung over."
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"Her boyfriend lives in your apartment..."
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"with Melody for 12 quarters now."
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"Bevers, I still had $17 on that."
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"Well, maybe now you can"
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"but I'm very scared."
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"I thought all women wanted to get married."
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"I'm the king of America!"
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"get yourself super aroused,"
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"If Lincoln and I are a couple,"
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"- No! - Tell her what you told me..."
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"'cause it's a lot... he's there a lot."
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"Were you having sex in there?"
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"Jaime, I am so sorry."
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"What? No. Trust me, I've sailed on this boat"
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"I like to call it jazz"
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"Jack Daniels, Svedka vodka, robot..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I knew it."
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"You are my best friend!"
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"Lincoln, did you see this?"
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"Gals with dongs, bro."
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"Oh, Bevers."
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"Me hearing a lot of chitchat."
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"No, no! My Insulin!"
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"Name."
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"Really?"
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"That's correct, bro-sef."
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"I'm gonna propose to Melody tonight."
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"You have your own apartment."
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"When we get out of here,"
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"Don't be mad, please."
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"Let us out!"
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"but I'd be posh spice."
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"and I know that you... you love him, too,"
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"Oh! Ah, yeah!"
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"Whoo!"
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"You know, today I was actually with him all day,"
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"You're in international waters, man, spread your wings."
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"Abbi, thank you so much for talking to Melody for me."
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"I don't even care, I am so hungry right now."
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"Jesus."
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"You know how whales have that blow hole?"
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"I want to give this to you."
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"I don't know, I mean, you've been spending"
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"Abbi! Ilana!"
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"I should stop."
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"He's not my boyfriend!"
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"This is gonna take forever."
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"Um..."
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"But I... I know that you're upset,"
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"like Facebook invites or network TV."
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"Uh, Melody, tonight, we're on a boat..."
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"Uh, yeah, so Abbi..."
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"So, you told everyone I'm transitioning"
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"Me thinks the lady"
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"Because me and Lincoln want to become blood brothers."
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"Ah, we just had sex."
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"No, really?"
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"Don't you ever call anybody else that!"
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"Because the shrimp is always the first thing"
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"That was weird and confusing."
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"It's Abbi with an "I"."
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"Murray Hill."
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"okay, with curacao, and a..."
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"You don't have to do that."
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"This is good."
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"Fire rape!"
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"No, but we've been dating for like, 12 quarters."
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"Jesus!"
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"I already worked it all out with the DJ."
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"doth protest too much."
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"You're going so fast."
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"We were looking everywhere for you."
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"It's called "edging.""
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"Okay, yeah..."
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"We're too young."
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"It doesn't."
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"Where the (Bleep) is Melody?"
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"Cute. I'm into it."
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"That's disgusting."
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"Do it, you can do this."
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"Alia Hanoon."
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"Abbi..."
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"I really appreciate that,"
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"I am becoming..."
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"Abbi, I need you to go talk to Melody."
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"Come on."
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"Hey! There are people (Bleep) in here!"
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"I wonder if that Aryan ghost will even appear tonight."
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"Okay, I want a gin and vodka maraschino sizzle,"
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"You guys aren't waiting in line for the bar, are you?"
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"Whoa!"
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"Would you rather drink a cup of mayonnaise,"
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"You know, you jerk off and jazz shoots out."
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"Dude, check this out."
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"Or it's not, Ilana."
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