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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Citizen Ship (S02E02)

"I did not talk to Melody."
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"I have not seen her at all tonight."
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"There was so much jazz."
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"There she is."
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"Fine, I'll be gentler."
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"Frederick Chu."
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"Oh, my God."
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"He's always in that convertible, gettin' food."
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"Ew, no."
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"but I think it's more important for me to be a woman right now."
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"My eyes can't focus on a fixed point right now."
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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
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"Jaime, what's wrong?"
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"Well, I, um, I failed the test."
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"And I'm getting deported."
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"Just kidding!"
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"Ah... oh, man!"
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"Tomorrow I become a true American."
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"I got you, I got you, I got you!"
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"It was scary."
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"My heart, it was exploding."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Hemos, tonight is going to be a night"
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"like the true American immigrants did."
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"It's unbelievable that we live in a city"
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"where our ancestors passed through Ellis Island."
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"So, Melody can only put my name on the list"
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"because her law firm's like, really strict and rich,"
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"or whatever, but it should be fine."
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"Like, completely free."
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"No, Melody's gonna be here."
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"She e-mailed me to tell me there's gonna be like,"
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"all this free booze and all this free food."
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"Hello, I am Abbi Abrams, thank you."
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"A..."
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"No, no, no, no, I don't see it."
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"- I... this is my space, so just, please. - Okay."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much."
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"Okay, um, I have an assistant, and they called."
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"Chrissy, did you not call..."
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"to change the confirmation like I asked you to?"
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"Did you mess up my plans once again"
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"I'm so sorry, I forgot."
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"We're trying to get on the boat."
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"This is an important business boat meeting..."
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"Just get on the boat, just get on the boat."
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"- I don't care. - Okay, thank you."
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"♪ cha-cha cha cha ♪"
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"Well, she was born in Q-3 of '012,"
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"Maybe I should start wearing belts with seafood on 'em."
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"I bet every guy on this boat is into annas with bananas."
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"Oh."
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"Lawyers love 'em, so hot."
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"You say that about every single white-collar professional."
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"So, where do you guys live?"
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"You know what, Jaime, this is your night."
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"You're not waiting in line"
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"why don't you guys go check out the view?"
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"Yeah."
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"That sounds good. I'll have one, too."
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"Hey, Abi-dab!"
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"I'm sure she'll be so happy you told us."
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"Um, we're fine, waiting."
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"The captain is a murderer."
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"Come on, come on."
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"Ah... all right."
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"Whoa, Bevers."
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"You actually pulled through."
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"Abbi, you never give me enough credit."
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"I got moves you never seen."
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"It's not my fault."
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"Rape! Rape!"
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"Dude!"
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"You're supposed to yell "rape" in emergencies."
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"Wait, wait, move out of the way."
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"I'm gonna ram the door."
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"Well, yeah."
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"Fire!"
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"start supporting local businesses."
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"These guys drink a lot."
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"that's 750 drinks every hour."
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"It's simple math."
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"They're gonna have to restock the bar in 20 to 25 minutes."
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"So, what's the vibe gonna be like"
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"of course I've been on a boat before."
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"I'm stealin' that one."
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"Okay, I got one."
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"Captain Morgan..."
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"Oh, really?"
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"I got one."
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"I knew that that was gonna be something awful."
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"because it comes out of my horn"
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"That is so gross."
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"Me don't hear you answering that question, why?"
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"Lincoln, can I tell you a secret?"
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"I want to practice talking in an American accent,"
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"and I love DUI's."
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"Hey, bro, do I know you from Michigan state?"
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"I was a frat bro upon the campus."
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"And she is occupato."
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"You're welcome."
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"Oh, you're so posh spice."
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"I wish there could've been like, a Latina one"
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"Open your eyes, man."
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"Oh... my God."
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"You're a genius."
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"Wait, this is insane."
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"I mean, three years."
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"but, yeah, I know, I feel sad about it, too."
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"Bevers, you have four brothers."
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"keeps women treated like property."
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"No offense, but women don't hit their sexual peak"
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"until their extremely late 30's."
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"to be lockin' it down."
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"Bevers, you love this woman."
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"She is your lock and key."
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"Marry her, start a new life together,"
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"get a new apartment."
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"All right, switch, now I get to be Rose."
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"I'm confused."
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