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Clips from 30 Rock - Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter (S04E04)

"I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher"
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"While trying to find Toofer's dental records in Personnel"
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"So?"
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"I'll meet you on the other side with a drink."
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"Reagan was buried in."
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"and you're fun."
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"is because of the flak they got from women's groups"
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"No, even you can't pull this off, Jack."
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"Okay, I think I get that."
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"Did you see Avatar?"
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"Why am I doing this?"
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"Here are the bullet points."
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"This workplace has become a hotbed of old school racism."
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"A guy on the subway just called me a "biggledeeboo"."
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"Well, I'm glad you're trying."
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"Okay, are you sure it's not just because you saw Avery last?"
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"and you thought you'd look old standing next to me."
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"How many more of these things are you going to?"
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"And how full of cheese my mouth is!"
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"Yeah, I thought that Marine robot thing..."
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"Not now, Jackie D."
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"You know, this is one of the only restaurants in America"
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"Nancy, what are you doing here?"
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"you were acting weird about doing the red carpet with me."
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"Uh..."
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"But it's clearly a conflict of interest."
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"You're a wackadoo, Donaghy."
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"Then tomorrow is the wine and cheese tasting."
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"God, Liz, you're so negative."
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"I'm at a singles event in New York City."
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"Does Avery know about this?"
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"You always know you're at the right party"
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"for the KableTown deal."
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"five, six, and seven, eight."
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"I've got $10,000 on the mayors."
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"Tonight is my birthday dinner with Avery."
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"Avery, over here!"
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"We're playing beer pong."
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"Don't work too hard."
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"I'm 51 years old."
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"Yes, Sensei."
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"No, No, don't!"
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"I don't want to hurt you."
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"It just tastes better when you pick your own."
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"And I want him to genuinely like me,"
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"And that's what I want."
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"Well, well, well."
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"I can't let this go on any longer."
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"But what do you say I come back in a couple of weeks,"
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"Liz has invited me back as a budgeted employee."
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"and see how it goes?"
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"And I want someone who likes musicals,"
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"And you're going to hate this one."
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"There are little blonde girls in this country"
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"I get why it's on your mind."
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"I want someone with clean hands and feet"
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"And I think we can both conclude that we finished Q-one"
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"Hey, how did your dodgeball thing go?"
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"So, I'II, uh, see you at lunch."
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"Have we met before?"
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"That felt really good."
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"That's not good."
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"Mmm."
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"Someone might see it."
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"Because your salary does not come out of our budget."
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"Are you sure you don't mind just having a drink up here?"
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"I'm exhausted too."
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"Is everything okay?"
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"Then take Nancy with you."
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"Yes, it does."
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"Help me."
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"I can't believe Toofer quit."
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"The last time I used a birth control device,"
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"You're smart"
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"So stop talking about what you don't want"
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"And then, go get it."
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"on a partial competitive jazz dance scholarship."
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"Two amazing gifts... from two amazing women."
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"I'm sorry, are we expecting more men?"
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"Oh, Avery, this is too much."
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"Someday, you'll be as great a man as he was."
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"it was the '70s, and it looked like soap on a rope."
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"No, it's perfect, Jack."
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"What?"
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