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Clips from Family Guy - Lethal Weapons (S03E03)

""On which we used to rely?"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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""He's a family guy"
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"- I can't believe how terrific you look. - I've been taking tae-jitsu classes."
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"- You should come with me sometime. - I'd love to."
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"Leafers!"
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"Yo, check out those colours. Yellow like a taxi, orange like the ball at the Knicks game,"
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"Quahog is infested with loud, hairy creatures, also known as New Yorkers."
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"They migrate north every autumn to see the foliage."
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"Wassup? Can I get two slices of pepperoni?"
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"- Who are all these people? - Damn New Yorkers."
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"They took all the good seats."
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"Some of my novelty items were provided by Jack's Joke Shop."
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"And if you're not, he's gonna come down and bust your freakin' skull. Amen."
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"from Valero's on 51st Street, best in the city."
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"Fellas, this is God's house. And the Patriots kick off in 45 minutes."
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"Blasphemy!"
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"Holy water? Where's that acid I ordered?"
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"- You're doing great for your first lesson. - I'm really cuttin' loose."
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"I don't know, fellas. I think there's potential in this crowd."
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"Go back to New York or I will eat you."
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"Gee, can you hear me all the way back there in the '50s?"
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"- I'm trying to quit. - Well, fine. Quit."
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"She learns things eventually. It just takes her longer. Come on."
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"I don't sweat you. Bring it on, bitch! Now how you gonna act?"
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"Sheesh! Bringin' that trash in here. This is my house."
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"Stop it, both of you. Starting now, you two are gonna love each other."
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"Now stay that way."
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"New York Post, New York Magazine, the New York Mets."
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"Free the beast!"
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"If it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."
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"Jets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck."
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"Krypton sucks."
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"- Be a man and fight me yourself. - Lois, the sensei is a sacred position."
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"You know, huh? Enjoy the fight."
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"This is mine. This is where my babies come from."
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"Actually, I kinda... I sorta have a headache, kinda."
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"It's OK. Shh."
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"It takes a very steady hand. Don't touch the sides!"
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"I was making radio shows for fun."
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"Mr and Mrs Griffin, does Stewart have a history of aggression?"
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"Your son is learning misbehaviour from someone."
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"And besides, you're not exactly Father of the Year yourself."
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"I'll go first."
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""Don't listen to your mother, kids. She's worthless and dumb. ""
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""I'm Lois. I brake for yard sales, but I don't let Peter buy anything he likes,"
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""I'm a pompous antichrist who will probably drop my plans for world domination"
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"- I wasn't supposed to send those? - I got a letter from Dad."
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""Dear Stewie. Get out. " That's nice."
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"I was hoping it wouldn't come to this,"
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"- " Ah-um - " Ba-ba"
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""Ah-um"
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"Monaco. Wait - that's a principality."
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"- What were you gonna say? Fat ass? - Wide load?"
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""Pony Express is in. " "What have you got for me, Joe?""
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""Let me see. It's here somewhere. ""
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""Here we are. A big bag of liver spots for Lois. ""
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"- You... You just hit me. - That's right."
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"You tell me."
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"Go, Dad! Kick her ass!"
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"- Shut up! This is all Dad's fault. - I don't like to be touched!"
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"Aaagh!"
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"Like Julie Andrews in that movie where she showed her breasts."
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"That's Randy, and that's Fred. Randy is the messy one. Fred's very neat."
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""Dear Meg. For the first four years of your life, I thought you were a house cat. " Dad!"
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""It seems today that all you see"
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"Honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East Side?"
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"You can't talk to the father like that, you stupid gavone."
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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""Laugh and cry"
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"Whoo-hoo, baby! 12 in a row!"
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"You must have had a great body before it went all fun-house mirror."
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"- Oh! The baby's kicking. Wanna feel? - Sure."
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"- You are freakin' dead, kid. - Peter!"
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"- Oh, I love this time of year. - Me, too."
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"The tourists are gone and we have the town to ourselves"
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"before those idiots from New York show up to watch the leaves change and take over."
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"Holy crap. We gotta get outta here."
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"- What about the boat? - Leave it!"
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"- Hurry, Peter. They're almost here. - We're too late."
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"and red like the sauce on my mamma mia's gugotz."
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"Yeah, and brown, like the guys I don't pick up in my cab."
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"- Bea-utiful! - Aagh!"
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"Good evening. Tonight's top story:"
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"I think I speak for all of us when I say"
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"New Yorkers can fornicate themselves with an iron stick."
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"- We're gonna be late for church. - Move it! Damn leafers."
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"Christ, quit it! Mom, Chris put his foot on my side again."
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"- I can't help it. I have long dancer's legs. - Move it."
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"Stop whining. Stay on your side. Lois, get off your ass and do some parenting."
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"If you don't stop, we won't go to McDonald's after church."
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"- Mom! - Don't worry. We're goin'."
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"- But you don't get the Super Size. - Oh!"
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"- OK, you can Super Size, but no apple pie. - Come on."
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"OK, but you can't blow on it."
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"Peter, don't contradict me in front of the kids."
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"Brothers and sisters fightin' is as natural as a white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie."
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"Aren't you precious!"
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"If it ain't funny, it ain't worth Jack."
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"I'd like to welcome all our out-of-town parishioners."
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"My cousin, Father Sapienza, is in from New York to see the leaves."
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"I'd like to invite him to do the opening prayer."
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"Yo, God is good, huh? And he expects us to be good."
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"Who do you think you're talking to? God ain't tougher than me."
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"I oughta come and break your freakin' arm!"
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"Wanna go, tough guy? I'll snap you in half like an almond biscotti"
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"- Can we move this along? - Patriots suck."
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"It burns!"
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"Whoa! I've got to lay off the coffee. Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!"
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"That's Jack's. Exit 14 off 295."
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"Tae-jitsu is about power - for your body and your mind."
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"Don't be afraid to free the beast inside you."
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"Left kick, right kick, punch combo, stomp."
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"Beautiful. Again. Left kick..."
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"Mary, you'll never leave us, will you?"
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"Lovely, but it doesn't quite answer our question."
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"Jets rule!"
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"Watch where you're going. Horace, put the Pats game on the TV and get me a few beers."
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