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Clips from The Jetsons - Jane's Driving Lesson (S01E01)

"Meet George Jetson"
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"...meaning "opposition to the idea of opposing institutes. ""
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""Antidisestablishmentarianism. ""
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"- Yeah? - The time is exactly 3:00."
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"Oh, boy, quitting time. It's been a long day."
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"Will you look at that traffic? The skyway is jammed."
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"Maybe while I'm having my hair thinned out, the traffic will thin out."
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"The fire is this way. Follow me."
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"Maybe not, Mr. Jetson, but he can have a lot of fun trying."
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"What does a bachelor have that I don't?"
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"Look, Henry, when you have a family, you're a king."
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"Poor Henry. He doesn't know what he's missing."
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"Jane, I'm home!"
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"You can't expect a guy to do fourth-grade calculus on an empty stomach."
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"You can jump up and lick my hand, Astro."
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"I wonder if Henry's got any of those meatballs left."
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"My mind is made up. We absolutely must have a second car in the family."
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"The answer is no."
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"Yes, dear. You made me very nervous."
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"There's a good fellow."
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"Of course he's all right. Nerves of steeI. Calm, cooI, trembling to go."
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"Then release the antigravity switch on your left."
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"Mrs. Jetson, the first thing we learn is, keep your eyes on the skies."
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"- See that little red knob? - Yes."
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"Mr. Tweeter? Mr. Tweeter!"
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"Now, before you start, look carefully to the right."
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"Well, okay, you're the teacher."
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"Oh, boy, does she get nervous!"
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"Hey, what's the matter with you? I said, down!"
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"Alrighty."
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"See? I told you. I think I'm doing very well for my first driving lesson."
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"If I did, I wouldn't need lessons from you, would I?"
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"- Down, lady. Down! - Well, I'm trying."
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"...and that looks like a police station down there."
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"If I can just find the down button."
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"I got a violator here, Your Honor."
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"- Had your license suspended, Mr. Jetson? - Yeah, Henry."
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"Yes, sir. Now, let me see. Down is back."
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"I think I ought to tell you, shouting only makes me more confused."
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"Well, then, down, and watch it, will you?"
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"Oh, no!"
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"- What was that? - It looks like a split-and-run driver."
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"After him, O'Jetski."
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"Now look what you've done. You got the skyfuzz on my back."
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"- Speed it up. - Well, if you're in such a hurry..."
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"...why don't you just take over. Here."
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"Take it back, lady. Take it back! I can't drive."
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"Oh, well. They say those who can't, teach."
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"Say, that's a police car. I'd better stop and see what they want."
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"No, no. Don't stop."
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"- Hey, that was very neat, lady. - Well, thank you."
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"I'm glad I finally did something right."
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"But I wonder what the police wanted, and where did they go?"
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"- I think they went that way. - We'd better find them."
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"I don't want to get a ticket."
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"Hey, lady, watch it! Look out for those buildings!"
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"- Oh, there's plenty of room. - No, no, no!"
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"You cannot make it!"
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"Your first... You mean, you don't know how to drive this thing?"
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"No, no, no, no. Now, just keep cooI."
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"- Don't get nervous. - I'm not nervous."
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"Oh, good. Then get us down now."
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"There. That should do it."
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"- Hey, there they are, O'Jetski. - Hold it, you two!"
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"It's the police. They're saying something to us."
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"Yeah, and I want to say something to them."
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"- Help! Get me out of here! - Really! Well, the feeling is mutuaI."
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"- I'd just as soon go back to Mr. Tweeter. - Okay, lady, anything."
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"Just get me out of here!"
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"Some driving instructor you are. Now, where is that schooI?"
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"Oh, yes, I turn left here."
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"- And I never should have left the Rock. - Maybe I should have turned right."
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"I think I'm getting airsick."
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"Oh, well, I'll just drive around till I find it."
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"So much for the news of the planets."
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"On the local scene, a bank robbery and a stolen getaway car."
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"We have here an eyewitness, Mr. Titus T. Tweeter..."
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"...instructor at the Aero-Space Driving School."
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"Aero-Space? That's where Jane is."
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"Tell us in your own words what happened, Mr. Tweeter."
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"I see. And then what?"
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"Well, I was giving this lady a driving lesson."
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"- Her name, please? - Mrs. Jet Georgeson."
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"- I mean, Mrs. George Jetson. - Jane!"
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"Well, when I stepped into the bank, there was Knuckles Nuclear with a gun."
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"- He stole my uniform and my car. - With Mrs. Jetson in it?"
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"- Yes, the poor thing. - Mrs. Jetson?"
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"- No. Knuckles. - It's a dramatic story, folks."
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"The stolen getaway car with the helpless Mrs. Jetson in it..."
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"- ... has eluded the police completely. - Oh, Janey's in trouble."
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"I'd better get down to the police station."
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"Really, Mr. Whatever-your-name-is, will you please give me some directions?"
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"I can't find my way back to your schooI, and I... Oh, honestly."
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"What a time to take a nap."
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"Well, Mother always said, "When you're lost, ask a policeman"..."
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"Halt, in the name of the law!"
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"No, Mr. Mayor. No sign of the getaway car yet."
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"Hold it, Mr. Mayor. I think we got a clue."
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"Oh, dear. How do I stop this thing?"
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"I've got all these little buttons mixed up."
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"Help! Run for your life!"
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"- Jane! - George!"
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"- Oh, thank goodness you're safe. - Where am I?"
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"Oh, no! Not you! Arrest me! Please! Please arrest me."
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"Please, you guys, put me away. Please!"
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"Lock me up in a nice, strong cell on the ground."
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"You know, George, I really don't care much about driving anyway."
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"Well, it's probably better if you don't, Janey."
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"Driving requires a man's skill, a man's judgment, a man's technicaI know-how."
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"And what about a man's eyesight, George?"
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"- What do you mean? - You just went through a red light."
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"Okay, buddy, let's see your license."
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"Gosh, officer, I didn't even see that light change."
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"I've been driving a long time without a ticket."
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"And without a license too. It expired last year."
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"Expired license, ran a red light and hit a parked car..."
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"...with a license number 875B36."
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"No previous violations."
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"Well, in that case, we'll let him off with a..."
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"875B36? That's my car!"
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