Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Good Place - The Burrito (S02E02)

"- I'm going again! - No."
The Good Place
"He's not coming."
The Good Place
"I'm not scared of any burrito."
The Good Place
"Unless..."
The Good Place
"- What? - Really?"
The Good Place
"Yeah, I did not think I had a case today."
The Good Place
"Wait, did you guys just come here?"
The Good Place
"Is it you, glasses?"
The Good Place
"Oh, don't worry about that."
The Good Place
"Anytime anyone shows up in my chambers,"
The Good Place
"Wait, is it after 4:00 p.m.?"
The Good Place
"Wait, you don't already know everything about us?"
The Good Place
"Yadda, yadda, yadda."
The Good Place
"and I cheat a little bit."
The Good Place
"Please exit to the rear."
The Good Place
"and I just wanna say"
The Good Place
"Your honor,"
The Good Place
"please hear our case."
The Good Place
"We have made so much progress and all we ask"
The Good Place
"Is that not your very purpose..."
The Good Place
"I love that!"
The Good Place
"I mean, it takes a lot of guts"
The Good Place
"Plus, I haven't had a case in, like,"
The Good Place
"You had one job..."
The Good Place
"Not only did you fail, you're a traitor."
The Good Place
"Oh, you had to junk your jeans?"
The Good Place
"It's a human insult."
The Good Place
"the four of them are in front of the Judge,"
The Good Place
"I found her in, like, two seconds."
The Good Place
"like a chump."
The Good Place
"Well, actually, sort of that way."
The Good Place
"Oh, that's why your name is Chidi."
The Good Place
"Well, can we be graded as a group then?"
The Good Place
"And if even one of you fails, you're all effed, right?"
The Good Place
"I mean, truly awful."
The Good Place
"You are very lucky that I cannot send you"
The Good Place
"to the Bad Idea place, because that one is a stanker."
The Good Place
"In front of you is a video game system"
The Good Place
"If you play the game and you lose..."
The Good Place
"Say no more, scary judge lady."
The Good Place
"Tahani... it's such a pretty name."
The Good Place
"Jen."
The Good Place
"Anywho."
The Good Place
"All you have to do is go through there,"
The Good Place
"walk down the hallway,"
The Good Place
"and through the red door at the end."
The Good Place
"I see."
The Good Place
"I was just trying to prove that humans"
The Good Place
"there was a mistake made and these people"
The Good Place
"No they don't, idiot."
The Good Place
"Shawn, this is not fair."
The Good Place
"humans ever invented, except for..."
The Good Place
"Look, those four humans are good people"
The Good Place
"- They always do. - I'm sick of smelling this guy's"
The Good Place
"Follow me."
The Good Place
"Looks like you guys are up."
The Good Place
"There is no test."
The Good Place
"We're in? What does that mean?"
The Good Place
"and you made it to the Good Place."
The Good Place
"Take these medallions and go right through that portal,"
The Good Place
"- We made it. - Holy crap!"
The Good Place
"You did, many times."
The Good Place
"But-but you also worked really hard"
The Good Place
"where they belong within the Bad Place,"
The Good Place
"'cause if you stick to that, you're all going down."
The Good Place
"And I was so hungry, too."
The Good Place
"What a dork."
The Good Place
"this is the test, right?"
The Good Place
"actually loses and the other two get in for real."
The Good Place
"Hey, Judge."
The Good Place
"Okay, cool."
The Good Place
"It's envy."
The Good Place
"And different from your someone said"
The Good Place
"of the calculation of our eternal fate be easy?"
The Good Place
"I don't know."
The Good Place
"in the same room discussing me?"
The Good Place
"Oh, hello, Tahani."
The Good Place
"I'm losing by three."
The Good Place
"Meditating to calm myself down."
The Good Place
"I'd be winning by, like, a million"
The Good Place
"But you already knew that."
The Good Place
"Because this is the test!"
The Good Place
"Apparently, wherever you've been,"
The Good Place
"so if you could just not be cruel for maybe 30 seconds,"
The Good Place
"Apologies,"
The Good Place
"We have so much to tell you about your sister."
The Good Place
"We've just heard the most wonderful news."
The Good Place
"and you're one of her fans."
The Good Place
"I even ate a Cheeto."
The Good Place
"Chewing it was deafening."
The Good Place
"And I wish you both the best."
The Good Place
"All right, idiot, any last words?"
The Good Place
"Oh, you're not getting retired, Michael."
The Good Place
"- I'm not? - No, retirement is a spectacle."
The Good Place
"Everyone would hear your eternal shrieks of agony,"
The Good Place
"blah, blah, blah, then they'd ask me what you did."
The Good Place
"So,"
The Good Place
"I'm just gonna throw you in this unmarked room"
The Good Place
"I'll torture you like one."
The Good Place
"Goodbye, Michael."
The Good Place
"I thought you were a marble."
The Good Place
"to have any chance of survival,"
The Good Place
"So, I did."
The Good Place
"Now I'm ready to go back to being nice again."
The Good Place
"We've been through every argument."
The Good Place
"Contractualist, Kantian,"
The Good Place
"and us choosing to go with them won't lessen their suffering."
The Good Place
"Judge?"
The Good Place
"Have you made your decision?"
The Good Place
"What do you mean?"
The Good Place
"but since our whole relationship has been"
The Good Place
"The Chidi I know wouldn't argue that he should be rewarded"
The Good Place
""forget about ethics for a second.""
The Good Place
"And can I have that medallion back"
The Good Place
"Um..."
The Good Place
"Brown."
The Good Place
"Feeling good?"
The Good Place
"You're all going to the Bad Place."
The Good Place
"tell me why I failed, for my own edification?"
The Good Place
"It took you 82 minutes to choose a hat."
The Good Place
Show more clips