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Clips from American Dad! - Stan Goes on the Pill (S09E09)

"No, I guess not."
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"Best friends."
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"would want you to have all your needs met."
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"Look in the mirror, bro."
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"You're a red-hot mama and your body is crying out for a man."
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"I... I-I don't know."
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"after a horrible pharmacological mishap?"
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"It's not so bad."
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"You can drown him if it pleases you."
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"Stan! Stan!"
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"# No ordinary love..."
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"I can't believe this is about to happen."
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"Wow."
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"When I had my idea about the fridge, I..."
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"I never thought it would lead to this."
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"Your idea about what now?"
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"The break room fridge."
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"Oh, I hate the break room fridge; it's always so packed."
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"Someone's got to do something about that."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"No!"
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"You've just been pretending to listen to me all night!"
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"Do you know how disrespectful that is?"
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"Oh, Francine was right."
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"but I'm stuck as a woman forever."
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"Oh, Stan."
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"Francine?"
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"And you're not stuck."
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"There's an antidote that turns you back into a man."
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"Well, that's great news."
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"And he's known the whole time."
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"Is that true?"
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"Unbelievable."
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"I'm keeping the sword."
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"Wow."
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"Regrowing a penis was..."
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"not as painful as you'd think."
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"I'm so glad you're back."
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"No, hold on."
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"Oh, you talked to the lab lady."
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"Good. And her name?"
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"It starts with a letter in the alphabet."
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"it's-it's Blowgus?"
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"The woman's name is Blowgus?"
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"You know what, I don't remember either."
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"We're a successful business!"
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"I knew it. I knew we could do it!"
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"Oh, uh, you know, I think it's a guy named Lazer."
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"Haven't seen him in a while."
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"# Good morning, USA! #"
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"# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"it's time for me to show you something else that's..."
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"An 18-wheeler! I made it at work."
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"People will hear."
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"Thing is, I already had my appendix out when I was a kid."
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"Pharmacology Department?"
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"Send up a bottle of Estrocillin right away!"
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"to enable male agents to listen to female intelligence targets"
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"Stan, there's no time for a test."
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"What are you doing to me, girl?"
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"Bathroom phone."
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"nothing about recommended dosage or possible side effects."
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"How are you a woman now?"
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"In every way. From my ridiculous split ends"
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"I am a child!"
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"No."
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"Why are we burning these suits?"
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"K&R Suit Experience in Little Detroit."
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"Yes, sir. I'll grab my pashmina and meet you out front."
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"# And after you've completed"
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"Mission cancelled."
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"Thanks a lot, Obama."
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"Is this the warehouse dance party?"
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"Text your friends, tell them you found it."
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"That's where he likes to have his sex."
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"Well, as we both know,"
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"Intriguing."
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"a little at a time."
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"then we essentially double our capacity."
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"Hai-yah!"
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"We'll just be friends."
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"Sir, what are you saying?"
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"# This is no ordinary love..."
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"Tell me more."
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"I finally know how to be the man she deserves,"
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"Aw, come on. Um..."
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"Lazer just OD'd in the bathroom."
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"He's dead."
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"Who's in charge here?"
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"Didn't you smile while she was speaking?"
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"Looks like another gumshoe found Carmen Sandiego for us."
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"some pickled ginger, a bowl of clementines."
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"I heard everything, and I'm so glad you understand."
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"# Oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"It's..."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"There. Two glasses of zin,"
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"Then that's all you can do."
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"Are you okay?"
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"#"
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"Actually, mine's whales."
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"And now sex time."
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"if one of us accidentally changed genders"
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"Will you... Oh, Steve beat you by a hair."
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"Welcome, Mr. Smith."
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"Oh! We got one!"
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"I mean, we can keep waiting for the guy to come back"
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"That's... that's not so bad."
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"Stan?"
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"Right? I'm thinking we offer a service or a product"
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"No, he's a woman now."
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"and some of it's gonna be tempting."
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