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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Cop and a Half-Wit (S15E15)

"I need to see you right now!"
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"Captain."
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"Lieutenant."
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"You had no business participating in that raid"
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"at Fifth and Maple."
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"I know that, Captain. I'm sorry that I..."
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"Excuse me?"
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"You brought down one of the biggest drug rings in Quahog."
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"Above and beyond, Swanson."
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"Well, sir, I..."
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"I'm just like any other cop."
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"My wife puts on my pants one leg at a time."
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"I appreciate your modesty, but nice work."
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"Yep, did it all by myself, I did, I did."
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"My little lonesome, says I."
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"you keep up this kind of work,"
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"there'll be no more grocery runs for you."
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"Thank you, Captain."
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"(squeaking) Sir?"
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Hey, Peter."
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"You know, I was just thinking about how much fun we had"
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"the other day, and wondered if you'd want to join me"
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"for another ride-along."
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"Well, yeah, but I-I thought you said I couldn't do that"
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"'cause you'd get in trouble."
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"Eh, it'll be our little secret."
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"All right."
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"Hey, can I drive the car?"
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"Yeah, I guess I can let you drive. Awesome!"
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"and go "joop-joop" and see what he does?"
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"That's half the job."
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"So, what do you say? You think you're up to it?"
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"You bet I am."
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"I'm in the best shape of my life."
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"I've been working my Dave Matthews Punching Bag."
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"This isn't annoying enough."
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"I need my David Lee Roth bag."
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"(mumbling to the speed of punching bag)"
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"(whistle blowing, children clamoring)"
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"Wow. So these are the wife-beaters of tomorrow."
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"Which team is Stewie gonna be on?"
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"He's just overcompensating because he was called a girl."
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"But once he sees how big the other kids are, he'll back out."
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"Ooh! My shoes have 12 little heels."
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"Okay, kids, let's start practice."
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"Boy stuff. Hitting the shower."
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"Going home to shower."
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"All right, let's-let's get you out of here."
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"'cause he's just a little shrimp."
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"Uh, okay, thank you."
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"My Tyler would kill him out there."
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"Okay, well, believe me, there's"
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"there's more to him than you think."
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"Come on, Stewie."
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"You know, ballet is great exercise."
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"Maybe you should put short stack in a tutu."
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"No, you know what, Stewie?"
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"Get the hell out on that field!"
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"All right, let's do it!"
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"Football game!"
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"Then, reminder, showering at home."
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"Okay, I guess we'll see who's got the toughest kid here."
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"Oopsie-poopsie!"
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"Aw."
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"♪ Foot on the pedal ♪"
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"♪ Never ever false metal ♪"
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"♪ Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle ♪"
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"♪ My job ain't a job, it's a damn good time ♪"
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"♪ City to city, I'm running my rhymes ♪"
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"♪ On location ♪"
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"♪ Touring around the nation ♪"
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"♪ Beastie Boys always on vacation ♪"
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"♪ But a stable turntable ♪"
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"♪ I do what I do best ♪"
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"♪ Because I'm willing and able ♪"
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"♪ Ain't no faking, your money I'm taking ♪"
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"♪ Going coast to coast to watch all the girlies shaking ♪"
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"♪ Another bottle in the brain ♪"
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"♪ He always smokes dust ♪"
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"♪ He's got his own room at the back of the bus ♪"
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"♪ You rock around the clock, plane to hotel ♪"
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"Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Our top story tonight:"
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"local news anchor too professional"
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"to laugh at penis poked through hole in cue card."
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"But first, earlier today at city hall,"
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"the mayor honored a hero cop"
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"who has foiled a string of recent crimes."
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"Good afternoon, we had a budget meeting that ran long,"
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"so I'm gonna eat my lunch"
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"while I hold this press conference."
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"Ooh, my favorite!"
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"Loose Cobb salad in a lunchbox."
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"I'm gonna now shake this up"
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"Okay, while the dressing does its magic,"
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"let's honor Officer Joe Swanson,"
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"who single-handedly cut crime in Quahog by 75%."
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"What? "Single-handedly"?"
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"Officer Swanson, as thanks from a grateful city,"
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"please accept this Certificate of Merit."
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"Whoa, sweet bod."
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"You lift, bro?"
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"Damn it, I can't believe Joe's hogging all the credit."
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"That bastard's just getting famous by tricking people."
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"Like Orson Welles."
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"So the aliens have come to Earth"
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"to destroy all mankind."
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"And, uh..."
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"they're going to start at McDonald's."
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"So if you're in line there, you better run."
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"Whoa, whoa! N-Not the workers, though."
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"They've already said the workers are safe."
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"Excuse me, Coach Herar-Herar-ra-ra-ra...?"
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"It's Herrera."
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"Okay, well that's a lot of Rs, but listen,"
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"I-I noticed you're not starting Stewie."
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"Oh, I can't put him in."
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"I mean, he can come out for limp handshakes"
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""Little"?"
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