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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Cop and a Half-Wit (S15E15)

"Oh, like that car you drive over there?"
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"Let's see if it looks bigger when I throw a Sprite at it."
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"Well, that's not my car, but I don't care,"
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"I'm just a volunteer."
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"All right, Griffin, get in there!"
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"Come on, Stewie, give your dog something to post on Facebook!"
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"Something to post on Facebook, let's go."
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"(grunts)"
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"Oh, my God. Stewie!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Back off! He may have a concussion."
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"You do me an honor, Lieutenant,"
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"but my dance card is full."
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"Officer Swanson, as you requested,"
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"Oh, great. Now I'm gonna go ahead and brood over a photo"
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"of the girl whose case was the one I couldn't solve."
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"Your '70s sweater and feathered hair let people know"
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"PETER: Well, hello, Officer Swanson."
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"Peter? What are you doing?"
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"You're not supposed to be here."
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"I saw you on TV, hogging all the credit for my police work."
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"Look, I told you, I need you to be a silent partner on this."
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"Oh, I see. You need me to be the bad cop who kicks all the ass"
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"and then I'm supposed to be quiet about it?"
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"Well, my silence is gonna cost you."
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"What are you saying?"
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"I'm saying you get stuff, I want stuff."
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"I know you got Discmans in there."
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"I want a murdered jogger's Discman."
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"Peter, you know I can't do that."
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"Yeah? Well, maybe I accidentally reveal"
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"that you're not the hero everyone thinks you are"
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"and that you've been letting your neighbor"
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"You wouldn't do that, would you?"
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"You bet I would."
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"And one more thing."
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"Peter asked me to do this."
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"He, he said it's something from before."
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"I, I don't know, I... I hope it's funny."
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"All right, I'm here. But why did you want me to bring this?"
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"I'll tell you why. You're getting all the credit"
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"I want a minute in your house with this shopping cart,"
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"like Supermarket Sweep."
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"Here, time me."
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"Peter, you expect me to let you ransack my house?"
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"Well, unless you'd rather I spill the beans to the chief"
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"about who's been doing your dirty work."
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"Aw, sweet, board games!"
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"It's a police matter, Bonnie!"
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"He just wants some privacy!"
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"Hi, baby. Hi, baby."
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"Get out of Susie's room!"
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"Your stuff sucks. I didn't need the full minute."
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"Oh, my God. Can you... can you see me?"
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"Yeah, no, I'm fine, I'm fine."
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"I-Is anybody gonna answer that telephone?"
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"He keeps thinking the phone is ringing, Brian."
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"Well, at least he's talking again."
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"I think that means he's getting better."
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"Is it day or night?"
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"I don't-I don't care, I just want to know."
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"N-No, no! W-we don't need Lois. (chuckles)"
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"Oh, uh, hello?"
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"Okay. Yes, one second."
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"Mom, it's for you!"
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"What? No! Damn it, Chris!"
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"Um, um... I'll, I'll take that."
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"Hello, this is Brian Griffin."
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"and I always enjoy finishing the crossword puzzle."
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"You're bragging to nobody?"
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"Phone's still ringing."
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"Crap, Chris, he's worse off than I thought."
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"We have to do something."
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"Well, on TV if somebody gets hit on the head,"
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"you hit them a second time and that gets them back to normal."
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"You see, what a concussion is is the impact of brain matter"
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"on the inside of the skull."
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"That's why you sometimes hear this nonsense about,"
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""Oh, let's just give them better helmets.""
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"Chris, are you crazy?"
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"Shh. Let's just let him sleep this off."
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"Look how peaceful he is."
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"I wonder what's going on in that little head of his."
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"♪ The world looks mighty good to me ♪"
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"♪ Becomes a Tootsie Roll to me! ♪"
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"Joe, is something wrong?"
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"I didn't hear you crying in the shower this morning."
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"I'm just dealing with some stuff at work."
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"But everything's going so well."
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"You've been getting all those commendations"
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"I don't even know what you're talking about."
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"Well, I'm proud of you."
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"And you should be proud of yourself."
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"I want these: rechargeable heated mittens."
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"Write it down."
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"I'm done being blackmailed by you."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Well, fine, but remember,"
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"you're nothing without your muscle."
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"DISPATCHER: Any available unit,"
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"we have a report of an armed robbery in progress."
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"Go on, hero cop. You don't need me."
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"for old time's sake."
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"Yes! All right, let's do it. Let's go be heroes."
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"Like the designated Shriver."
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"Look at this mess!"
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"Well, you already look better."
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"The doctor should be in any minute."
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"Chris, what the hell?"
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"There is a room where you can go in and just get free people."
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"I never should've pushed you into that game."
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"Oh, it's not your fault."
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"and I'm never going to be one."
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"That's ridiculous. You can't let"
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"what one woman says in a grocery store define who you are."
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"I heard it through a vent in the wall."
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"Coach Herrera?"
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"You came to see Stewie?"
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"Yeah, I wanted to check in on this tough little guy."
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""Tough little guy"?"
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