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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Cop and a Half-Wit (S15E15)

"You lied to me!"
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"You do have a housekeeper!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, cop, cop, cop."
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"Peter, it's me, and you're an adult man drinking in a bar."
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"The pantry down at the station needed new shelf paper."
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"That's what they got you doing down there?"
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"Well, that, and I'm also in charge of the office gerbil."
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"And let me tell you, Lieutenant Nibbles is quite a handful."
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"He'll only eat real cheese, not processed."
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"You buy special cheese for a gerbil?"
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"Yeah, I have to, he outranks me."
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"Jeez, Joe, what the hell happened?"
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"You used to be this badass cop out there on the street,"
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"busting heads and keeping us safe."
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"Well, it may not sound exciting, but I play an important role."
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"I go through all the body cam footage"
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"and take out all the parts where the cops go pee-pee."
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"Eh, not erasing, sort of cutting them together"
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"into a funny montage we show on birthdays."
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"Speaking of which, Flannigan's got the big "four-oh" coming up."
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"Got to go."
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"Man, you guys think Joe's as happy as he says he is,"
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"just doing all that desk work?"
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"This is called "Crimson Sky.""
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"Mmm."
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"Get this off of me!"
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"What are you doing in the women's department?"
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"Uh, waiting for you."
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"Well, I'm ready. Let's go."
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"Ugh, she just put her tampons on top of the bread."
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"Take the groceries out, we got start over."
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"Okay, but if you get caught,"
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"just say, "oopsie-poopsie," like a simpleton."
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"Hey, watch your fat arms!"
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"Excuse me, ma'am, your little girl dropped her teddy bear."
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"What?"
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""Little girl"?"
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"(laughs)"
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"Yeah, she hates it when she drops that."
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"He's actually a little boy, but thank you very much."
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"Did she just think I was a girl?"
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"Why would she think that?"
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"I don't know, maybe she saw you try to throw that feather"
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"Hey, don't watch me when I'm doing stuff."
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"Those aren't free!"
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"CHRIS: Oopsie-poopsie!"
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"Help yourself."
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"(engine stalling)"
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"JOE: Car trouble?"
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"Didn't even hear you coming."
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"Yeah, I'm kind of quiet on grass."
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"Thanks for giving me a ride, Joe."
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"let's talk about our hunches and how something doesn't add up."
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"All right."
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"I have a hunch Madea's not really a girl."
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"Yeah, something doesn't add up about that."
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"DISPATCHER: All units,"
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"reports of a drug deal in progress at Fifth and Maple."
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"Shots fired."
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"Suspect possibly armed."
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"Well, shots fired, so definitely armed, duh."
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"Dispatch much?"
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"Sorry, guys."
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"Fifth and Maple? That's right near here."
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"No can do, I got to go to the station"
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"No one's biting on those guitar lessons."
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"There's a drug deal going down!"
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"Peter, there's a lot you don't understand about police work."
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"What's to understand? I watch TV."
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"Did you just wipe a booger on my roof?"
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"Let's go! Let's go!"
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"Hold on, Peter, we can't go in there."
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"We got to wait for backup."
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"The hell we do! (gun clicks)"
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"What?"
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"I think he's telling us to follow our dreams."
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"Where are the drugs?"
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"You are violating all kinds of procedures!"
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"There's no drugs here, pig."
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"Ah-ha! No drugs, huh?"
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"And I'll bet there's more where that came from."
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"Nice try, scumbag,"
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"but I got your squishy drugs right here."
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"(sirens wailing) Peter, hand me my gun and get out of here!"
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"I could get fired for this!"
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"And I can't go back to my job as a magician's assistant."
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"And now, to pull the two sides apart."
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"(cymbal crash, audience gasps)"
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"I said, wiggle your toes!"
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"JOE: Yeah, that's, uh,"
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"that's why I wanted to talk to you before the show."
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"Stewie, what the hell is all this?"
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"Uh, only the most manly thing ever."
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"A little something called American football."
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"Is that a Michael Sam jersey?"
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"Yep. Two boy names."
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"Doubly masculine."
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"Like George Michael? Shut up!"
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"Come on, Stewie, are you still hung up about"
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"that woman at the grocery store thinking you were a girl?"
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"Elton John."
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"Is another."
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"It has nothing to do with that, Brian."
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"I just thought it'd be good to take up a sport."
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"You know, like boys do."
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"You don't have to play football to prove you're a boy."
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"Barney Frank."
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"Is yet another one."
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"Chris, please."
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"Actually, you know what? Ricky Martin."
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"There's a bunch of these."
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"Anyway, they're not gonna let you play football, Stewie."
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"You're too little."
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"Oh, don't worry."
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"I'm gonna be bad news for the other team."
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"And nobody likes bad news."
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"Except for Larry, the Self-Loathing Idiot."
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"Larry, I'm afraid you only have three months to live."
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"(soft, idiotic giggle)"
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"POLICE CAPTAIN: Swanson!"
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