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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Cop and a Half-Wit (S15E15)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"I have to have sex with your housekeeper to save humanity."
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"And I think you're just"
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"Anyway, sorry I'm late."
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"So you're just erasing cop wieners all day?"
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"No way, he's just putting lipstick on a pig."
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"What do you think?"
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"WOMAN'S VOICE: Harold?"
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"(voice breaking): Who are you?"
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"Mom, can I go barehand raisins from the bulk aisle?"
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"in the yard yesterday."
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"MANAGER: Aw, God bless you."
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"Ah, son of a bitch, Joe!"
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"Hey, since we're in a cop car,"
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"We got to go!"
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"and tidy up the bulletin board."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Come on, Joe, let's put this 70's siren on your car and go."
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"(siren chirps) Oh, crap! Cops!"
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"That's the house!"
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"Well, what do you call this?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"And wiggle your toes!"
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"What's up, dudes?"
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"But I'm glad you did."
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"It's hard to believe you did that all by yourself."
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"That's weird phrasing, but I'll tell you this, Swanson,"
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"You'll be back on the street full-time."
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"Hey, and-and can we go slow up to a homeless guy"
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"(mumbling to the speed of punching bag)"
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"He's not gonna be on any team."
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"BRIAN: They're cleats!"
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"Yeah! Football!"
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"Getting embarrassed."
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"Okay, Stewie, enough is enough."
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"Yeah, you probably should get him out of there,"
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"I mean, look at him."
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"(quietly): And if you see that Tyler, take his knee out."
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"Yeah, I guess we will."
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"Hey!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Another girl, Another fight ♪"
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"♪ Another drive all night ♪"
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"♪ Our manager's crazy ♪"
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"♪ Girls on the jock ♪"
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"♪ We're trashing hotels like it's going out of style... ♪"
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"like a lady in your office."
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"(whistle blows)"
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"at the end of the game, but I can't play him. He's too little."
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"(whistle blows)"
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"A concussion?"
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"this is a cold case."
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"I've seen that evidence locker."
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"do all kinds of cop stuff."
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"(car door opens)"
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"for my police work, so I want stuff from you."
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"I'm taking the cannon from your Monopoly!"
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"PETER: Hey, how come Kevin's room is locked?"
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"It's locked from the outside!"
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"Hey, Stewie, how's our little concussion guy?"
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"Lois, answer the bloody phone!"
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"Chris, pretend to answer the phone."
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"No, no, Chris. This is very serious."
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"♪ 'Cause Tootsie Rolls are all I see ♪"
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"♪ Whatever it is I think I see ♪"
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"and my online handmade lip balm business is really taking off."
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"Is there a skeleton with a wig that can drive me home?"
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"I can."
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"(baby crying)"
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"Yeah, you should give that back."
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"Look, I'm really sorry I let you get hurt, Stewie."
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"Mom and Dad said it, too."
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"Hey, knock, knock."
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"That may be, Stewie."
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"(band music playing)"
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"...that brain injuries are directly linked to dementia"
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"(music gets louder) Yet the league..."
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"(siren wailing, tires screeching)"
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"I also got some of it in my eyes."
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"Too late, Joe. I already identify with my captors."
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"of people treating me like an errand boy,"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"(toilet flushes)"
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"They're trying to flush their stash!"
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"Thank you very much for using me today."
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"♪ Itchy trigger finger ♪"
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"♪ While you're at the job working 9:00 to 5:00 ♪"
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"♪ Another plane, another train ♪"
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"The truth is I could get in a lot of trouble."
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"Actually, I already receive The New York Times,"
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"Forget it, Peter."
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"Well, uh, maybe you and I could do one last bust"
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"Where is the housekeeper?"
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"Am I getting them? Am I getting the robbers?"
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"Freeze, police!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"♪ Tour around the world ♪"
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"(door opens, crashing)"
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"(crashing)"
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"Okay, go."
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"Holy crap, Joe. That was freaking amazing!"
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"Don't hurt Max and Ken."
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"Let's go make a large-faced boy."
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"On the floor, punks."
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to The Terminator."
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"I've been sent here from the future."
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"What?"
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"Bring me your housekeeper!"
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"I have to have sex with her now!"
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"I'm the Terminator!"
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"I don't have a housekeeper."
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"present-day Arnold Schwarzenegger."
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"No, I am a machine."
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"Every second I'm not having sex with a housekeeper,"
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"robots are killing people in the future."
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"Okay, I finish for the day."
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