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Clips from South Park - Insecurity (S16E16)

"♪ friendly faces everywhere, ♪"
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"♪ ample parking day or night, ♪"
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"♪ headin' up to South park ♪"
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"Erectile dysfunction is a fact"
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"of life."
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"Oh, hello."
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"If you will just sign right here."
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"Not until I figure out what to do."
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"- Take a look. - What's this?"
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"Yeah, dude."
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"like they actually had sex?"
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"Yeah, dude, full on, Ike saw everything."
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"No, here me out you guys."
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"banging your wife."
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"I mean, think about it."
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"all of our wives."
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"Wouldn't be the first time."
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"They wanted that milk delivered right to the door."
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"Only problem was the guy delivering that milk ends up"
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"windows."
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"That sneaky little Jew."
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"I'll get it."
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"- Ooh, stuff from Amazon? - Yeah. What are they?"
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"Oh... yeah, these are the paring knives I ordered."
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"Yeah, sure, 'cause people just order"
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"Ok, thanks... Wait, hang on a second, what do you mean that's all right?"
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"[bleep] your wives."
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"Maybe he will get tired of it."
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"It was the UPS man."
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"You said we wouldn't be prepared to get rid of him."
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"We used a pretty blond to lure him in."
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"That's when we jumped him."
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"you've got to kill him, and kill him good"
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"you have finished doing what I asked you, all right?"
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"system, then you break in and try to rape my mom."
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"- Hello. - This is Michael with Wolf Home Security."
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"Ok, should we contact the police?"
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"Just let me sign."
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"Just let me go, huh?"
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"Who's there?"
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"Please."
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"how do you know I didn't break into this house set off the alarm"
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"I...I... Wow, that just [Bleep] my head."
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"I mean, if Bane is out there on the the loose then none of us are safe."
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"Ok?"
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"What?"
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"Nothing."
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"We'll never forget the day we took our twin daughters to the beach."
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"- What cute twins. - Thanks."
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"A white man tried to murder our twin girls."
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"- Hello! - This is David with InSecurity."
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"It just keeps getting worse."
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"you should look elsewhere."
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"Oh, fat bitch, ha?"
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"fat bitch has insecurity now Kyle,"
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"All right, could I just get your password please."
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"I love boobs?"
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"Lowercase "you love boobs"."
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"Barnes and Noble, and Ace Hardware."
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"Milk man don't get scared."
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"This his guy is a lot tougher than we thought."
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"Must be why our wives want him so bad."
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"Sorry... Sorry that's me."
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"Is everything all right?"
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"Mom, do you want to tell dad something?"
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"You know damn well what's going on."
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"This ends right now."
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"Don't you think I want to?"
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"No, they blew up my car, they blew up my car."
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"This is Brian with InSecurity."
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"Is everything all right?"
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"Yeah, no, false alarm again."
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"Stay out of this, Gerald."
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"Somebody answer me,"
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"This is Martin with InSecurity."
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"Yeah, I'm thinking maybe Gerald's house is nicer than mine is."
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"who was forced to have sex with his mother?"
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"Yes."
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"Give me that."
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"Wait a minute?"
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"Dad was the UPS man?"
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"pretend to keep things interesting."
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"intimate with your mother"
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"without relying on silly sexual enhancement drugs."
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"feeling like your things are"
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"safe, that security man is"
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"are up and running. Just call me whenever you need me back."
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"What matters is our plan."
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"♪ I'm going down to South park, ♪"
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"♪ humble folks without temptation ♪"
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"♪ going down to South park ♪"
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"♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪"
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"♪ people shouting howdy neighbor! ♪"
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"♪ so come on down to South park ♪"
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"♪ and meet some friends o' mine! ♪"
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"You want to show her you love her"
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"but you're old and so is she."
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"Next time that moment comes"
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"don't let your sex drive fail you"
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"just because your wife looks like a shrivelled prune."
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"Fake it, with Cialis"
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"it won't make her any hotter"
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"and then you can still have your own separate bathtub from her later on."
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"Hey, Sheila, do you like having some fun?"
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"Ooh... Did the Cialis commercial turn you on again?"
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"How about I put on the uniform?"
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"Oh, Gerald."
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"UPS, ma'am."
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"Oh, dear. But I'm barely dressed."
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"Oh, you're so rough with me Mr. UPS man."
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"- You like your package, ma'am? - Yes!"
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"Do it harder, UPS man."
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"Ike, what's the matter?"
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"Dude, you've been crying all morning."
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, my gosh, Ike, are you sure about this?"
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"Yes, yes."
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"I saw them Kyle, I saw them."
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"Oh, no."
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"You guys can't tell anybody, all right?"
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