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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith (S11E11)

"We have the house to ourselves for the weekend."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, I know what I'm gonna do --"
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"a whole lot of nothing."
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"I'm with Hayley. I'm gonna do even more nothing than her."
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"You couldn't slow down to my speed if you tried."
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"Only one way to settle it."
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"I propose a slow-motion race across the living room."
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"That sounds stupid. I'm in. You're on."
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"But if at any point you stop moving,"
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"you're out of the race."
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"Oh, I'm all up in this jam."
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"Okay, everybody lined up?"
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"I'm playing, too."
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"I'll move in slow-motion across my bowl."
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"On your mark... get set..."
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"go!"
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"It was an honor just to compete."
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"I used to love post-mission happy hour,"
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"back before machines took our jobs."
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"I'm sure they'll need people to maintain the machines."
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"You're right -- they'll need people"
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"to water them, feed them, pick them up from the airport."
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"I'm not doing squat for any machine!"
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"Unless it's a squat machine,"
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"in which case I'm doing 3 sets of 12."
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"There has to be a way to prove to Bullock"
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"That's it! We'll steal the king's inhaler."
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"Steal his inhaler?"
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"Sure! It's something a drone could never do!"
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"But how are we gonna get into that painting?"
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"You're lucky you're beautiful, Jackson."
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"there's a chance we knocked out so many guards"
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"that we don't really need to be in disguise anymore."
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"Now, all we have to do is take a photo to prove"
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"that this is the king's diamond-encrusted inhaler."
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"Great idea! I think my phone takes pictures."
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"That's crazy, right?"
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"I just have to make it go on."
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"Just swipe the screen with your finger, Dick."
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"No, swipe it. With your finger."
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"Like this. Like this."
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"Like -- Dick. Dick, like this."
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"Wait. No. I'm in video mode."
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"Does this mean I'm on the YouTube? Dick!"
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"I know! I know! "Swipe"!"
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"What are you doing in my chamber?"
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"Why don't I wake up speaking my native tongue?"
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"You're busted! Tell it to the guy who fixes your windows."
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"Huh?"
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"I'm trying! Trying?"
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"I got it! Just one more right turn, and we are --"
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"Jackson, you idiot,"
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"you've led us straight into the Red-Light District!"
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"Quick! Ditch the car!"
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"Hooper, you were on safe houses. Get us to one."
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"The safe house is right here!"
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"Hooper, this isn't a safe house."
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"handy B.K. store locator app, it was just a click away!"
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"That plug's on us, B.K.!"
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"We're C.I.A. agents, and we require asylum --"
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"you know, 'cause this is American soil?"
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"I grew up in a pile of straw."
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"The only education I have"
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"is one week of Burger King training,"
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"But would you like to try our new berry good milkshake?"
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"Well, we had some close calls,"
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"but we got the king's inhaler."
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"We got what is hands-down"
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"the best milkshake in the fast-food game."
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"how about a little love coming the other way?"
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"after he sees what we did."
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"Hey, check it out!"
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"There's some sort of event going on at our hotel."
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"Maybe it's a wedding."
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"Good thing we've got these uniforms. We'll blend right in."
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"Guys, take your guns out so we're not conspicuous."
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"You guys are doing great."
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"I think maybe we should cock our guns, too."
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"Hooper, you here?"
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"Yeah, I'm here. What about Jackson?"
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"I'm here. Thank God. We're all safe."
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"Quiet!"
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"Hello, losers."
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"Sorry for calling you losers."
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"Psych! I'm not sorry!"
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"Now, you are clearly in Thailand"
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"for something more than our king's inhaler."
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"Nobody would be that stupid."
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"So, tell me -- who are you and what's..."
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"you know, your deal?"
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"We're, uh... we're filmmakers!"
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"Yeah, yeah, we're a film crew"
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"scouting locations for a major Hollywood movie!"
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"Well, if you are really making a movie,"
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"then I know from the movie "Argo""
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"that there will be a production office."
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"what's the number?"
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"Thank you for calling Burger King."
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"Would you like to try our berry good milkshake?"
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"Really? Burger King?"
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"That was your one chance to tell the truth the easy way."
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"Prepare the interrogation rooms!"
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"What do you mean? Like, prepare how?"
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"Turn off the "One Direction" movie"
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"It isn't paused? You guys kept going?!"
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"Great. Trapped in a super-futuristic Thai prison."
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"This is all your guys' fault."
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"What did we do? Well, why don't we start with Dick,"
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"he can't even take a photo with a phone."
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"And, Jackson, instead of getting us out of town,"
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"you led us straight into the most congested part of it."
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"You say that like I took us to Del Taco."
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"Okay, dumb idiots. Interrogation time."
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"Now, one of you has to stay behind"
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"because I only have three torture cells."
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"Nobody talk!"
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"If they start zapping your testicles,"
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"This is incredible."
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"If you're a slow-mo racing fan, this is as good as it gets!"
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"Hey, w-whoa, what are you doing?"
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