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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith (S11E11)

"Tripping you so you fall forward!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait for it. It's gonna take a while."
American Dad! (2005)
"N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o..."
American Dad! (2005)
"What? What's wrong with you guys?"
American Dad! (2005)
"They drugged us, bro, with truth serum."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, no. Tell me you guys didn't break!"
American Dad! (2005)
"You talked, didn't you?"
American Dad! (2005)
"The missile...the inhaler... and the C.I.A."
American Dad! (2005)
"That one was hard to act out, but the little guy, he got it!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Man, he got it. He's -- he's amazing at charades."
American Dad! (2005)
"I talked, too!"
American Dad! (2005)
"We all did! I hope you're happy."
American Dad! (2005)
"They're gonna kill us, and it's all your fault!"
American Dad! (2005)
"It is my fault,"
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"because I didn't figure out an escape route"
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"like I was supposed to."
American Dad! (2005)
"I was too busy... cruisin' the Red-Light District."
American Dad! (2005)
"No, it's my fault."
American Dad! (2005)
"No, it was me! I can't even make my phone work."
American Dad! (2005)
"but I know it was because I'm bad at computers."
American Dad! (2005)
"and the only bird he never spotted"
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"was Thailand's purple-breasted Phuket Finch."
American Dad! (2005)
"So instead of safe houses,"
American Dad! (2005)
"I looked for my dad's missing bird."
American Dad! (2005)
"And, in a bigger way, I guess I went looking..."
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"for him."
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"was because, deep down..."
American Dad! (2005)
"No wonder Bullock sent a drone to do our jobs."
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"He knew you'd screw it up!"
American Dad! (2005)
"He's right. Machines are better than us."
American Dad! (2005)
"Stan..."
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"it's your sexy wife, come to save you!"
American Dad! (2005)
"...o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Kiss the wall, ladies. You're out of the game."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, man!"
American Dad! (2005)
"You look away for just 10 minutes,"
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"and you miss the most exciting moment."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, that's slow-motion racing for you."
American Dad! (2005)
"Do whatever you want to me. I'll never talk."
American Dad! (2005)
"I don't need you to talk."
American Dad! (2005)
"And end our fun so soon? But why would I do that..."
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"when I've got this?!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, God. How did you get that?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You dropped it in the king's chamber!"
American Dad! (2005)
"But you already know everything!"
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"to tell them it's your fault they got caught,"
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"I won't! I won't tell them!"
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"Yak Cousteau, Yackie O., Yackie Chan,"
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"Do you like the names I came up with for my yaks?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Fight the serum."
American Dad! (2005)
"They're the best yak names I've ever heard!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Your friend here has something he wants to share with you."
American Dad! (2005)
"You maniac!"
American Dad! (2005)
""Mani-yak"..."
American Dad! (2005)
"That's a good name for a yak."
American Dad! (2005)
"We must buy another yak. To the yak dealership!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Stan, what was that precious half-man talking about?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You know how I've always said"
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"Bullock determines the rooming list?"
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"I have a point system where I reward you"
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"And the winner gets to room with me,"
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"and I make sure Dick never rooms with me."
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"along with our hotel info,"
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"That's been us taking dumps in your desk all the time."
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"'cause I liked that you cared enough"
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"to keep doing it for that many years."
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"But the real truth is,"
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"we shouldn't even have been in a position to get caught."
American Dad! (2005)
"Seeing that drone fly past us, it was like seeing the future --"
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"We're old and obsolete,"
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"Oh, my God."
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"That's the purple-breasted Phuket Finch!"
American Dad! (2005)
"It's a sign we shouldn't give up!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Guys, this might sound crazy,"
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"but I think this bird might actually be my dead dad."
American Dad! (2005)
"I really wish I could lie to you,"
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"but I definitely don't think that's your dad."
American Dad! (2005)
"create a distraction, and get the guards to open the door."
American Dad! (2005)
"Whoa, guys, I-I didn't volunteer!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I thought it was gonna be Dick! Why are you hitting me?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Because you put us in here!"
American Dad! (2005)
"It worked! Grab 'em!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Ha! Suckers. The joke's on you."
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"I'll strip them and tie them up!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait, why strip them?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Why do anything, Stan?"
American Dad! (2005)
"All right, let's use our heads. Which way?"
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"Look! My dad is showing us the way!"
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"Left it is."
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"Daddy!"
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"♪ I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself ♪"
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"I may have underestimated these dum-dums."
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"But their escape will end now."
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"I probably need to sign for him!"
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"This prison is a maze!"
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"Look. A map."
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"This map is too confusing!"
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"It's just too confusing!"
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"No. It's beautiful."
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"it's laid out just like a transvestite!"
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"Man, ain't that the truth."
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"What an amazing race!"
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"than right here, right now for the last 36 hours?!"
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"Look at us, Steve -- neck and neck."
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"May the best man win."
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"Not if your boner hits it first."
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"What? I don't have a boner."
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"You're about to."
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"How? What are you gonna do?"
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"You're a teenage boy who just heard the word boner."
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"No! Not now! Not like this!"
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"Yes! I won!"
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"You did, Roger, but, in a way..."
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"I feel like we all won."
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"What? Wait, what?"
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"Because it brought us all closer together."
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"Yeah, you're trying to screw me out of my victory!"
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"We all heard his dick hit the wall!"
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"This is it. This room is the taint."
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"The exit should be at the other side of that door."
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