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Clips from Community (2009) - Early 21st Century Romanticism (S02E02)

"Like "Will you marry me?" And "Why are there still libraries?""
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"Pretend like you're asleep."
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"Jeff, what do you do when you and your best friend"
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"Why wouldn't she be...? Oh."
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"He also listens to the Barenaked Ladies. Go get their dumb asses to help you."
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"That's how fundamental they are. Fundamental."
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"This is a fight. We are fighting."
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"Manchester United."
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"I'm a stylish American, professor."
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"I've been forcing myself to be into soccer since 2004."
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"Look in your hand."
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"Okay, deal. Nice."
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"What's in the briefcase?"
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"Great, we really wanted them. Yeah, we're gonna eat them."
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"I'm ignoring you and watching soccer. Just sit down, Chang."
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"Star-Burns. It's Chang."
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"Thanks. Sorry."
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"Cool music, huh?"
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"Heh. Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Hm."
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"Wait, what? Wait, what?"
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"Bring it."
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"Hm. I know."
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"I thought you quit drinking, Duncan. False alarm on that one."
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"Oh. I needed a pair while I did some laundry here."
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"Don't kill the messenger,"
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"I actually started to have fun until that maniac tried to move in."
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"Is it my height? Do huddled masses mistake me for the Statue of Liberty?"
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"I don't know, but being as how you are halfway through"
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"your second year at Greendale, you may want to either stop resisting,"
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"It's true, I am very lonely."
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"Yeah. Let's turn on my phone"
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"and listen to the 39 messages they left tonight."
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"Ah. What a relief that would be."
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"I love you guys."
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"Be mine. Right. Yes."
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"You're cute? Hm."
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"I've been cheating."
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"They're keepers of knowledge, she answers questions."
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"I wanna be a book. She could pick me up, flip through my pages,"
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"Hey, maybe if we're too loud, she'll shush us."
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"Okay. Books!"
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"wanna ask the same girl to the dance, but neither have dibs?"
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"You both fell in love at first sight. I don't believe in dibs,"
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"love at first sight, love, best friends or doing things,"
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"but it's good you brought this to me. Open your heart."
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"What if I don't? I miss the deadline? Valentine's, Crapentine's."
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"Opening my heart is on my list."
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"Pierce, what was that?"
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"Gum. Why aren't you chewing?"
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"Because I'm using my mouth for this dumb conversation."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"That's my friend, Page. She's cool, but whatever."
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"She's cute. Oh, Troy. Heh."
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"Before you go barking up that tree, she might not be interested."
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"Is she a friend of Ellen?"
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"Yes, Annie, but you can say the word. Page is a lesbian."
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"Pierce, as someone who's been calling me a lesbian for the last year and a half,"
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"I'm sure you don't have anything to say about me being friends with one."
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"Nothing off the cuff."
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"What I do have is a prepared statement."
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""And in summation, good luck"
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"and bon appétit.""
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"Many, many paragraphs of that were oddly supportive."
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"Okay, I know that wasn't gum."
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"You're right. It was an awesome exit pill."
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"Zip, zop, zooey."
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"We gotta do something about those painkillers."
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"He's recovering from broken legs. He sure is."
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"Dude can moonwalk. He's almost through his prescription."
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"Besides, he's a baby boomer. They invented drugs."
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"Yeah, they also invented TV. Have you seen him control one of those?"
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"Intervention? Intervention?"
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"Count me out. We can't. He listens to you."
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"- Back it up. - Okay, Jeff."
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"You are clearly in a bad space today, but Pierce is our friend"
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"and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum. Are you?"
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"Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively?"
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"How much do we have to go through"
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"before my friendship stops being questioned?"
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"Maybe friendship is about going through a lot of stuff."
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"And maybe BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero."
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"Oh, okay, they're "BNL" now?"
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"We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies."
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"You know what Pierce probably needs more than anything?"
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"Some space. Maybe I do too."
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"Maybe we all need some space to pull the knife out of the back"
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"of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid-'90s,"
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"you selfish, jaded ass."
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"Jeff. Hello."
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"You won't know this, being American, but tonight, Liverpool are playing..."
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"Oh, then it's destiny."
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"God gave you a British friend and a massive TV for a reason."
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"Oh, it's Valentine's day. Even though we're fighting,"
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"I did promise the group I'd go to the dance."
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"You promised the study group? Whip crack."
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"I'll see you at precisely 6:30,"
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"or, as the English call it, gravedigger's biscuits. Okay?"
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"Ha!"
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"That moonwalk back there was streets ahead, buddy."
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"Hey, thanks, buddy."
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"- Hey, Pierce. - Hey, it's you."
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"Yeah, the tiny man you see when you take enough pills."
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"We have a good time, don't we, Pierce?"
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"I ain't hurting. And you wanna keep this going, right?"
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"Because I'm sure you've noticed, the prescription is almost done."
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"Heh, heh. I don't think the doctor... You know, he won't..."
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"Pierce, if doctors are so smart, why are there millions of them?"
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"Be mine."
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"Ahem. Mariah, Abed Nadir. My associate, Troy Barnes."
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"Charmed, I'm sure."
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"You're the guys who keep staring at me and yelling out "books"?"
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"The very same."
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"We're both interested in taking you to the dance. We are also best friends."
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"It is important we protect that friendship from the stresses of courting."
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"So we're trying to be direct."
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"Will you go to the dance with one of us, and if so, which one?"
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"We need to get something straight first."
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"This is the cutest thing that's ever happened to me."
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"But I don't know either one of you."
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