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Clips from Family Guy - Fat Guy Strangler (S04E04)

"Peter, I can't believe your friends just left you here."
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"Let's get you home."
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"- Put this on. - Why?"
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"and I don't want Lois to know about it."
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"Um."
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"Um..."
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"I can't do it. I'm..."
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"Full of what? Estrogen. Come on, take the skirt off, you pansy."
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"I said, I can't."
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"All right, let's start the bidding."
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"Hi, honey. How was your physical?"
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"Good. Good. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Too good, matter of fact."
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"In too good of shape."
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"So, Doctor? Is Peter healthy?"
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"My goodness! You'll be dead within a month."
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"- What? - What?"
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"This is your driver's license, isn't it?"
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"Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?"
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"My son got a D minus on his history test."
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"- What? - What?"
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"It's been in the microwave for three minutes. It'll get dry. Now..."
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"Um..."
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"Stupid doctor said I was fat. Can you believe that idiot?"
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"No. No, no, I guess you couldn't do that if you were fat."
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"My mother gave it to me."
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"Did I miss your piano recital?"
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"I had a question I wanted to ask."
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"Oh, Dick. Thank God you're here. Talk to her."
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"Are you sure this is a good idea?"
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"Daddy's never gonna tell me the truth."
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"The only way to find out is to check the family records."
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"Cool!"
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"Oh, please. They get so doped up on sleeping pills and liquor,"
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"an earthquake wouldn't wake them up."
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"knowing she has to funnel this old duffer's hog?"
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"56 Meadow Lane, Brookfield. I do have a brother."
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"Who needs constant electronic video stimulation"
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"Toss the ball, catch it in the cup,"
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"Oh, yeah? Well, I challenge you to prove to me that I'm fat."
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"Okay, hang on."
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"- See this? - Yeah."
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"What the... What is this?"
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"Can you believe I'm about to meet my long lost brother?"
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"He's a kind of guy you hate till he's inside you."
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"Is it true it has half the calories of butter or margarine"
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"- Patrick? - Yes?"
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"Mommy, can I have a drink of water?"
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"- That's a horrible story. - Yes."
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"Well, you seem perfectly normal to me."
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"We are taking you back to Quahog with us."
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"Thank God I'm out of that hospital."
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"It's great to be eating lunch with my family"
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"All right, listen up, everybody. I have something to tell you."
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"That's the way it is. It's nobody's fault, Meg."
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"People, you are free!"
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"Marian and I both appreciate what you've done."
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"Nice to meet you, Marian."
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"What's that, honey? Oh, yes. Hang on."
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"Yes. He's even more imaginative than the people who invented singing."
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"We're start..."
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"You know what? Maybe... Maybe everyone should sit down."
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"Snacks are best saved for later."
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"Okay, now, I've prepared an agenda for our organization,"
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"Hey, Brian. Marian just called you an alcoholic."
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"You don't think he'd be ticked off if I put this... Just put that right there?"
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"Just right in that spot, right there on the couch?"
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"Peter, you shouldn't encourage people to be fat."
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"They're just bad people, like that Jackie Gleason."
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"One time when I was a boy..."
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"The hospital called and said you released Patrick."
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"Oh, well, that's ridiculous. Patrick is a very nice man."
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"And you should be ashamed of yourself for locking up your own son."
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"Yeah, the Fat Guy Strangler's living here and there's a fat guy in the house."
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"You know what? That works. Sew it up."
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"And we're all next. The Fat Guy Strangler's gonna get us."
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"My God, look at you fat bastards."
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"I bet none of you can even find your own penis."
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"Warm buttery toast!"
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"- That sounds good. - I love toast."
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"- I just found my penis. - Run, Patrick, run!"
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"Boys, to your Rascals!"
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"Well, let's see if you feel that way when you see this."
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"Oh, yeah? What about the dead fat guy under his bed?"
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"Don't worry, Lois. I'm good at finding people."
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"Peter, don't forget you have a physical today at 1:00."
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"For the hundredth time, Lois, I won't forget. Nag, nag, nag."
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"I met the night of my bachelor party."
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"Wow, strange lady. You're so sexy."
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"I should marry you tomorrow instead of that pain-in-the-ass Lois."
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"Peter, it's me."
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"You know what? Screw it. I am so gonna cheat on Lois right now."
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"- I don't care if she finds out. - Peter..."
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"You got a condom? Never mind. I got this Milky Way wrapper."
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"Because I'm skipping my physical to go have steaks with the guys"
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"- Lois, I'm going to my physical now. - Okay, honey. I'll see you later."
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"What the hell? I'll just ask it. Why did we need the horse suit for that?"
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"Okay, all right, that's..."
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"I mean, that guy had two."
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"I know, I know, I'm terrible."
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"Which is why I'm gonna order the cheesecake."
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"Let's go. Chow down, Mary Jane."
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"- Eat it. Eat the damn steak. - No."
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"- Eat it, Joe. Eat it! - No, no, no."
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"Where is it now, huh? Where is it now?"
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"Put the gun down, Joe."
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"I'll just put this back in your purse next to your tampons."
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"$675, Bob."
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"$675. Steven?"
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"$780."
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"- $780. Tammy? - What was the last bid?"
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"- $780. - $781."
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"...you!"
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"You know what the doctor said?"
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"Doctor said I was too healthy, you know?"
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"Don't even know how. Too good of shape."
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"- You didn't go to your physical, did you? - I did not."
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"of pillaging and giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month."
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"Now on to you."
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"So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, huh?"
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"Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results."
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