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Clips from 30 Rock - Mrs. Donaghy (S05E05)

"Congratulations on getting married, sir."
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"It's not. It's..."
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"...this belt."
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"Well, the nuptials were perfect."
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"For my second wedding, I just wanted a five-minute ceremony"
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"surrounded by one giant party."
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"The only hiccup was that my best man,"
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"deep-sea explorer and raconteur Bob Ballard,"
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"took ill after eating some bad toucan."
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"It's my marriage certificate."
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"Where are you going?"
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"so I can fly into the arena in a penis-shaped parachute."
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"Jack has booked in the studio."
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"The airline lost my luggage,"
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"and the only place to buy anything"
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"Not "witness." No, Lemon."
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"Mother..."
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"They married us by mistake?"
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"It is a clerical error that will be rectified immediately."
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"I want this taken care of before she gets back."
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"She is... difficult."
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"I actually wrote a report on it,"
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"Kooky times."
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"But I can't die, Dr. Spaceman!"
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"I'm sorry, Tracy."
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"Thank you for doing this, Danny."
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"Yeah, it is."
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"It's just... I got a haircut, and you didn't even notice."
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"Sorry, you get your hair cut every week."
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"I don't like your tone."
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"you'll notice some changes to your benefits,"
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"You have to talk to Jack! I can't lose my dental."
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"Oh, God."
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"- Oh, my God! - That's gross!"
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"Wait, Liz, we can use this."
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"I have to talk to my husband."
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"No, no, Bob, we made it very clear."
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"You have to buy NBC with everything else."
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"That's "billion", with a B."
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"The yellow slice, our number-two priority..."
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"And the little green part is Everything Else."
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"Your show netted $600 last year."
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"If I don't get what I deserve,"
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"I am... lots."
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"But I'm warning you,"
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"Hey!"
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"What happened to my poster of the Montreal Alouettes?"
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"Oh, here we go!"
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"Not all the time."
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"How do y'all make up?"
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"Look, I don't want anything to happen to my husband."
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"Estate planning is complicated, what with the government taking half."
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"I like you, Angie. How can I help?"
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"I need to be able to earn as much as Tracy does."
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"And if you need to make millions of dollars but have no real skills"
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"or education,"
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"I mean, look at me!"
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"Oh, yeah. I'm willing to start at the bottom."
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"There's only thing I won't do,"
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"with D'Fwan because I'm your new intern."
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"What?"
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"We're having a little fight, so he sent you here..."
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"Angie, an intern's job is to do things like"
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"Don't tell me what I want!"
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"Hey!"
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"Idiot, don't touch the..."
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"Now look what you did!"
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"You made him afraid!"
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"What life?"
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"My bones!"
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"Lemon, why do I have an appointment"
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"That Angie thing was real cute, Jack."
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"Yes, she hated me,"
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"Damn it!"
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"I thought you were trying to help my family."
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"My family!"
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"I'm not a pawn. I am a queen!"
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"You all are trash,"
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"an insanely short fuse, catchphrases."
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"It's my way till payday!"
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"That's the t-shirt!"
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"on our TV in our house,"
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"Yes, please!"
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"Obviously! But how do I fight back?"
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"Well, first off, you can't back down. If you do that, we get nothing."
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"Oh, I hear you. I mean, take Danny. Please!"
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"Kenneth, your Danny has something to tell you."
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"just can't live together."
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"It's that dark place under the bleachers"
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"We just won't be Danny and Jenna together."
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"And don't think for one second this means we love you less."
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"My husband and I are absolutely"
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"We know what art is!"
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"It's paintings of horses!"
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"And what was that voice?"
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"Our marriage is a technicality, and it will be remedied."
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"diarrhea, having babies,"
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"food issues,"
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"foot disorders, having it all?""
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"Have you attended special events together,"
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"perhaps while summarizing what you've learned over the day or week?"
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"Have you shared intimate details of your fears, hopes, and dreams,"
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"I never should have tried to blackmail you."
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"And I'll back off on the budget and the bat mitzvahs."
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"Try to walk like a woman, Lemon."
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"I'm Angie."
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"My ex-husband's new girlfriend is cheating on him..."
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"Or meth?"
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"Happy New Year."
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"I know I didn't deserve to be invited,"
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"Not if it's a song."
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"We rented a villa on St. Esclavage."
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"by an exiled French Admiral/defrocked minister."
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"Well, I'm glad it went smoothly."
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"So Lemon filled in as my best man..."
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"Liz Lemon, I want it to be noted that I am here on time."
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"This is a new year and a fresh start for me."
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"I'm hosting the International Pornography Awards,"
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"Jack rented it out to an IT company."
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"The KableTown board is meeting this week to approve buying NBC,"
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