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Clips from Family Guy - Running Mates (S02E02)

"Every man does it, even Mr. Rogers."
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"Hello, neighbor."
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"But peeping can be dangerous, so l brought you this."
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"- Wow! Miss December! - Yep, the old skin bin."
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"Now you can look at naked girls all you want and it's perfectly legal!"
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"Wow, check out the rack on.... Mom?"
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"Give me that!"
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"Just a little present your mom gave me for our anniversary."
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"All right, Dad!"
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"Hey, Dad. Thanks."
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"Honey, of course l can."
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"But winning without honor isn't really winning at all."
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"- lsn't that right, Milli? - No, it's just as good."
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""Baby""
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"What's the use? You're right."
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"Cease this prattling!"
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"This campaign literature must be posted today to get you into office..."
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"...and out of my life, you festering strumpet!"
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"Hey, you guys. Lois, you running for School Board?"
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"Look, Chris' school is on TV."
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"The egg drop, an annuaI tradition for junior-high-schooI science students,"
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"Today at Buddy Cianci Junior High, an egg drop conducted by teacher..."
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"...RandaII Fargas seems to have gone horribIy wrong,"
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"We now go Iive to Action News 5 Asian reporter, Trisha Takanawa,"
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"Tom, the eggs being dropped behind me are not chicken eggs..."
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"...but those of the endangered CaIifornia condor,"
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"Welcome back, Fargas."
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"Oh, my God. He's gonna wipe that species off the face of the earth!"
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"No, Lois. The janitor'll do that."
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"I'm getting word that the Quahog SchooI Board..."
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"...has just dismissed RandaII Fargas, ending his 32-year teaching career,"
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"- What? They can't do that! - Peter, the man is obviously unbalanced."
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"In other news, Betsy Lebeau, SchooI Board President candidate..."
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"...announced today she's puIIing out of the race,"
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"Lebeau's withdrawaI Ieaves housewife, Lois Griffin, running unopposed,"
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"My goodness! l win by default!"
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"Great. You can get Mr. Fargas his job back."
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"l know you're a feminist and l think that's adorable..."
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"...but this is grown-up time and l'm the man."
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"l'm not giving that lunatic his job back and that's final."
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"Lois, l can't let you deprive our children of a fine teacher like Mr. Fargas."
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"l'm gonna stop you the only way l can..."
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"...by killing you..."
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"...in the race for School Board President!"
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"Peter, are you sure running against Lois is such a good idea?"
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"You know how competitive you get."
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"l can be just as non-competitive as anybody."
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"Come on, you can't even handle losing at checkers."
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"Look over there! What?"
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"Lois, Mr. Fargas is getting a bum rap..."
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"...and if running against you is the only way to get him back..."
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"...then l am gonna run like the Six Million Dollar Man."
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"We have the technology, but l don't want to spend a lot of money."
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"Fine, if you feel that strongly, then by all means run."
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"But l'm warning you, l'm not gonna pull any punches on the issues."
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"Look at me with my big ideas and my pointy nose,"
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"ls that so?"
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"Not only am l gonna win this election..."
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"...l am gonna eat your nose."
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"See you on the campaign trail."
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"Oh, my. Look where my hand is."
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"I say, Iook where my hand is!"
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"Does that not disgust you?"
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"You're talking to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper."
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"Now look here, you loathsome cur!"
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"The matron of prattle has left me in your ward."
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"Look at me. l'm writing profanity on the wall!"
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"Water-soluble."
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"Don't just sit there! l have misbehaved! l've been a bawdy little monkey!"
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"lf that vile woman were here, she'd prove a worthy adversary."
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"What's the matter? Miss your mommy?"
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"Yes, that's it. That's quite good. Yes, l miss my mommy."
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"- l also miss colic and rectal thermometry. - Whatever you say, Mama's boy."
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"Blast!"
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"Hey, Chris! Hector found two rocks outside that look like boobs! You in?"
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"Who needs rocks when you got these?"
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"- Check it out! - Wow!"
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"Vote for Peter Griffin!"
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"Look at all of Lois' signs!"
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"Talk about seeing red."
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"Peter, l'm concerned that your candidacy may have become a lost cause."
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"The debate is tonight and you don't seem to have any supporters."
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"Don't sweat it, the Griffin men have always been winners..."
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"...dating back to my diminutive great-grandfather, Juarez Griffin."
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"Fellas, the debate's in the bag, all right?"
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"lf there's one thing l can do, it's play to a crowd."
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"Lois Griffin, daughter of shipping industriaIist, Carter Pewterschmidt..."
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"...and passive-aggressivist, Barbara Pewterschmidt,"
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"Tonight she takes on her greatest chaIIenge, Peter Griffin..."
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"...Quahog's native son, seIf-described Huguenot, don't know what that means..."
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"...and community activist,"
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"Go, Dad."
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"So fasten your seat beIts, We're just minutes away..."
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"...from Lois versus Peter, Griffin versus Griffin..."
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"...on Monday Night Debate, y'aII!"
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""Of suns and worlds l nothing had to say l see mankind's self-torturing pains""
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"No! You're doing it wrong!"
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"When you read Faust..."
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"...you're supposed to do Mephistopheles in a scary voice like this!"
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"ls that the way Mommy reads it? l do not miss that ogress."
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""She almost makes the day begin"
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""Her smiles, her frowns, her ups, her downs"
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""are second nature to me now"
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""Like breathing out and breathing in"
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""l'm very grateful she's a woman"
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""and so easy to forget, rather like a habit one can always break"
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""And yet, l've grown accustomed to her looks"
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""Accustomed to her"
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""face""
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"Damn you all!"
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"Mr, Griffin, your opening statement, pIease,"
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"Okay, I'm Peter Griffin, Vote for me,"
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"- Is that it? - No, this is it,"
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"...because the worId don't move to the beat of just one drum,"
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"What might be right for you, may not be right for some,"
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"...you take them both, and there you have my opening statement,"
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"Sit, Ubu, sit, Good dog,"
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"As a piano teacher, I know how difficuIt the education process can be,"
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"...that don't refer to the CiviI Rights Movement as "troubIe ahead, ""
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"Mr, Griffin, your response?"
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