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Clips from The Simpsons - Moe'N'A Lisa (S18E18)

"And we went to the Vermont Teddy Bear factory."
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"Look what we got."
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"They're not made from real bears just their fur and noses."
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"No one makes my daughter sob and run."
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"He ruined her first Wordloaf."
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"Before Moe reads his keynote poem, I would like to stake my claim"
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"Now, I give you Moe Szyslak."
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"Uh, this here poem is called "Elevator Capacity"."
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"Yeah, well, uh, uh, here's another one you might like."
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""Channel 63: In-Room Checkout. Chan...""
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"You know what? I got a different poem for yaz."
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"Ode to Lisa: Pointy-headed mini-muse"
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"And made me the beautiful flower that I am."
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"But some flowers can stab you in the back"
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"Lisa, if you could just forgive me,"
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"you would make me the happiest man in Vermont."
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"Not my thing, but I wish 'em well."
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"Make my daughter cry, will ya. Eat syrup, jerk."
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"- Well, you couldn't. - That's it, Franzen."
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"I think your nose needs some corrections."
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"Well, Moe, I guess we're friends again."
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"I'd like that. I'd like it a lot."
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"- This is a poetry journal. - Okay, then poems about Spider-Man."
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"And before you finish, get me some coffee."
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"And the poems should have the following rhyme scheme:"
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"Oh... Jemima!"
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm."
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"I can finally win a gold medal."
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"My report on a "Fascinating Springfielder" is due Monday,"
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"On your mark!"
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"You'll never take me alive, Grim Reaper"
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"♪ Happy birthday to me ♪"
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"Says you."
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"Birthdays never meant squat to me."
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""Mom showed up with a new boyfriend."
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"Seriously, Moe, I think you have a gift."
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"like T.S. Eliot's "The Wasteland"."
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"It jumps out at you like a rat in your underwear drawer."
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""I shut my window and go to sleep."
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"The Wordloaf Festival?!"
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"Or at least go for the jaw and thwack"
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"♪ Let's get it started... ♪"
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"So, uh, any of you wetnaps write that?"
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"Man, couples in this state sure like to clink glasses."
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"I'd really appreciate it, though I'd never admit that."
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"And, look, I got you started."
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"Oh, honey, don't cry."
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""Elevator capacity: 2,400 pounds."
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""Inspection Certificate available in hotel manager's office.""
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"More friend than I deserved You pulled me from the dirt"
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"Except for those two dudes I saw gettin' hitched."
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"Uh, Homer, would it make you feel better if, uh, any of that hit me?"
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"Maple syrup. Sleigh on the label very good."
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"- Touched in the head, is he? - A-yup."
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"Eyeball screams broken pige"
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"Yeah? Well, okay, all right, but uh... only if you come, huh?"
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"I don't think I'd be very good company."
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"Huh? Whoa, where did that come from?"
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"Hey, hey, I will break your beak."
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""Channel 62: Adult Desires."
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"For which I should send you flowers Which I will, but they were closed"
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"Come on, memory, wake up."
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"and you jammed the jagged neck right up my heart's butt."
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"Uh, well actually, I had some help on the title..."
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"Uh, yeah, first of all,"
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"I will collect them later."
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"Everybody hide!"
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"Where?"
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"That was my house, you moron."
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"God, I love this business."
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"- But I deserve acknowledgment. - I said dismissed."
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"What are you waitin' for, Chinese New Year?"
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"The next time I saw Hitler, we had dinner and laughed about it."
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"And also, guess what, it was me.""
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"I love these covered bridges."
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"One time I looked down and there really was."
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"Huh."
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"I need photos. Photos of Spider-Man."
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"♪ Let's get it started in here, ♪ ♪ let's get it started... ♪"
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"Don't forget what?!"
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"Don't you dare go limp."
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"In my dream I eat corn with my eyes.""
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"Whoop!"
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"Yeah, and it looks real sweet on my dust jacket."
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"Jack Kerouac? Charles Bukowski?"
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"♪ Let's get it started ♪"
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"But how can you...?"
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"Hey, Lis, we learned so much scootin' around Vermont."
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"Now what do you say we do some regional duck pin bowling?"
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"Hm-hmm..."
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"There are others?"
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"Oh..."
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"Well, it's not fair when Moleman uses his replacement legs."
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"His soul is fresher."
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"I've never been happier."
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"Loser!"
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"Moe, you live in a hotel?"
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"See?"
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"I gotta get a new lock for that bathroom."
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"I thought of Burr when I saw it written on an Eskimo Pie package."
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"Jonathan Franzen, Michael Chabon and Moe."
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"Mr. Szyslak, there must be some person, possibly in this very room,"
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"Now, now, he's answered your question."
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"No food for you grad students till you grade 3,000 papers."
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"Hah!"
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"Hey, hey, there you are. I've been lookin' for ya."
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"And I want them finished before you start."
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