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Clips from The Simpsons - The Springfield Files (S08E08)

"[Gasps] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it."
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"I'm being mocked by my own children on my birthday."
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"- It's your birthday? - Yes. Remember, it's the same day as the dog's."
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"Santa's Little Helper, it's your birthday?"
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"Oh. We gotta get you a present."
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"Yes, we do. Yes, we do."
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"- We love you, boy. - Good doggy. Good doggy."
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"Lousy lovable dog."
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"Oh, it was awful. They set me on a cold, metal table..."
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"and prodded me with humiliating probes."
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"And then- Oh, wait. That was my physical."
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"- [All Scoff] - Great story, Homer. Really."
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"The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice, like Urkel."
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"And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!"
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"Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass- I mean, Simpson."
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"So, I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter."
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"## [Humming]"
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"You don't have to humiliate me."
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"I just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again!"
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"Yeah, right. I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter."
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"Fruitcake."
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"Look at this, Scully."
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"There's been another unsubstantiated U.F.O. sighting in the heartland of America."
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"- We've gotta get there right away. - Well, gee, Mulder."
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"There's also this report of a shipment of drugs..."
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"and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight."
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"I hardly think the F.B.I.'s concerned with matters like that."
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"Hello. Can I help you?"
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"I swear, I didn't know I put it in my purse!"
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"Then I was going to bring it back, but the dog chewed it up."
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"Actually, we're here to see your husband about his U.F.O. encounter."
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"Oh. Come- Come in."
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"Yo!"
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"- No, I'm sorry. - This is an outrage dragging me into-"
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"Oh, this makes me very angry."
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"This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions..."
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"and you just answer truthfully."
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"Ow."
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"Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?"
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"No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight."
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"Yes. It's like a lava lamp."
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"[Mulder] All right, Homer."
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"Well, the evening began at the gentlemen's club..."
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"where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon."
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"Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I."
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"We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You happy?"
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"[Drunkenly] You are one fine lookin' woman, lady."
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"I am so sorry."
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"Whatever you do, don't tell Marge. God, I love her!"
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"Hey, a penny!"
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"F.B.I., huh? Uh, excuse me."
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"All right, they're on to us! Get him back to Sea World!"
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"[Weakly Squealing]"
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"So I says, blue M&M, red M&M-"
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"they all wind up the same color in the end."
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"Homer, why don't you show us where you went when you left the bar?"
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"I was standing right here when the horrible creature emerged from the woods."
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"For the love of God, help me!"
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"I've been here for four days and a turtle's got ahold of my teeth!"
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"Come back here, you! Slow down! I'll get ya!"
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"[Grunting]"
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"This is the worst assignment we've ever had."
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"Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh-eating virus?"
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"No. This is much more irritating."
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"I've seen enough, Mulder. Let's go."
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"There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive."
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"Are we alone in the universe?"
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"Impossible when you consider the wonders that exist all around us."
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"- Geez, it's the feds! - [Whale Weakly Squeals]"
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"Uh, this is the part where you're supposed to say, "I believe you, Homer.""
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"- I don't believe you, Homer. - You do? Oh, Marge!"
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"- You've made me so happy. - [Groans]"
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"You're not listening. You're only hearing what you want to hear."
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"Homer, please! I try to be supportive."
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"But this has gone too far. Please, just let it be."
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"No, I can't. This is my cause."
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"I'm like the man who single-handedly built the rocket and went to the moon."
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"What was his name? Apollo Creed?"
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"- Please, let's just go to sleep. - No."
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"I refuse to share a bed with someone who thinks I'm crazy."
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"Unless you're feeling amorous. [Growls]"
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"- No, I'm not. - Well, then, good night."
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"Hey, Dad. What's the word from planet Crackpot?"
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"Oh, I suppose you're going to mock me too."
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"Well, actually, Dad, I believe you."
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"- You do? - Yes, I do. You seem so damn sure."
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"Thank you, Son. Now, do you think you could stop the casual swearing?"
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"- Hell, yes! - That's my boy."
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"Well, if you believe in me, then I'm not going to give up."
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"I'll prove I'm right. This Friday, we're going back to the woods."
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"And we're going to find that alien."
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"- What if we don't? - We'll fake it and sell it to the Fox network."
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"[Chuckles] They'll buy anything."
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"Now, Son, they do a lot of quality programming too."
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"I kill me."
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"- Bud. - Weis. - Er."
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"Coors."
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"You don't wanna drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake I.D.'s."
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"Besides, it's such a beautiful night."
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"And that is how much college will cost for Maggie."
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"I really had a great time out here."
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"Yeah. Me too."
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"It's him!"
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"[High-pitched] I bring you peace."
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"As a representative of planet Earth..."
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"let me be the first to say- [Screams]"
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"[Screaming]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"D'oh! He's gone. And we still don't have any proof."
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"Oh, yes, we do. I got it all on tape."
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"Good work, Son! We did it! We did it!"
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"that we are not alone in the universe."
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"I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night."
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"[Man] Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have 10 minutes left."
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"Oh. Fine."
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"uh, something out of my car."
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"[Car Driving Away]"
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"I don't think he's coming back."
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"a man who's been in a coma for 23 years wakes up."
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"Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid show?"
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