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Clips from Scrubs - My New Game (S04E04)

"Today I walk in here not as a resident, but as chief. Chief resident."
Scrubs
"No. I have rocks in my shoe."
Scrubs
"Anyway, the best thing about my new job is that I command a lot more respect."
Scrubs
"Though Councilman Donovan was handcuffed"
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"It's the reason I keep voting for him."
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"It was the same old Dr Cox and Jordan."
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"The weird thing was, there was something underneath it. They were happy."
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"Don't tell me. You and Sweaty Teddy here"
Scrubs
"Just so you know, I think this chief resident thing"
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"Is that supposed to intimidate me?"
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"No. I had to do it anyway."
Scrubs
"What reason could you have for breaking your broom in half?"
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"- You've been gravelled! - Gravelled?"
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"I gotta go. I got a new attending and he hates it when we're late."
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"- Plus, he's a question talker. - What's a question talker?"
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"Do I want you to be on time, Dr Turk? Yes, I do."
Scrubs
"Miss Myers is ready to have her bandages removed now."
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"- Sorry I'm late. - We weren't waiting for you."
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"Great, I'm on time."
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"Her accident was traumatic enough,"
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"but with reconstructive facial surgery on top of that?"
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"If you are coming in, I just might go ahead and phone up my pool man"
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"That was good."
Scrubs
"He is as of this morning."
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"about the way this marriage thing has worked out,"
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"Really fantastic."
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"doesn't mean my scooter Sasha needs to suffer."
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"Just making it official."
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"Chief. Co-chief."
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"New bra, Janice? Cos it's working."
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"the duodenal jejunostomy instead of the Todd?"
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"Am I impressed by your moxie? You betcha."
Scrubs
"Am I going to reward it? Not a chance."
Scrubs
"- My grandfather's Purple Heart? - Please."
Scrubs
"Are you kidding me? I'm gonna wear this the rest of my life."
Scrubs
"So you're just going to fall asleep right after for the rest of my life?"
Scrubs
"I'm not sure I want to watch you drink a beer"
Scrubs
"while I'm holding the baby for the rest of my life."
Scrubs
"we've got to make out new wills in case one of us dies."
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"- he's busy so it'd have to be me. - What's he doing?"
Scrubs
"Come on, man, get me back in the game."
Scrubs
"Oh, dear ugly."
Scrubs
"- Why don't you? - Mind my own business."
Scrubs
"and you, my friend, are a walking disaster. Shall we?"
Scrubs
"I know I had a big nose and droopy eyes,"
Scrubs
"Tell me more about yourself."
Scrubs
"from the loud speaker, some residents, the janitor,"
Scrubs
"I'm being referred to as the co-chief resident."
Scrubs
"or chief, don't you co-agree?"
Scrubs
"Obviously, for your ex-wife, just the illusion of hair is important."
Scrubs
"So you're saying it had nothing to do with my impotence?"
Scrubs
"I make it a point to never enter a shrink's office"
Scrubs
"It can be scary to stick your neck out for a friend."
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"- It's huge when they come through. - How's she doing?"
Scrubs
"How could you know that? It's a brand-new look!"
Scrubs
"What do you think Todd would have done that I didn't?"
Scrubs
"I'm gay!"
Scrubs
"You can't be a pain in the ass if I don't have a phone."
Scrubs
"Hi, sweetie."
Scrubs
"Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go check on Miss Myers."
Scrubs
"Molly sent her down to surgery."
Scrubs
"Oh, wrong day, new chick!"
Scrubs
"In a hospital, it's hard not to let your personal life"
Scrubs
"All right, people, I believe we're done here."
Scrubs
"Dr Reid's check is made out to the chief resident,"
Scrubs
"- Coolio! - Coolio indeed."
Scrubs
"I could spend all day worrying about what happened,"
Scrubs
"but I got just the thing that's gonna cheer us up."
Scrubs
"You are such a wuss!"
Scrubs
"that bear-sized bite and then we'll talk."
Scrubs
"Yummy."
Scrubs
"So, where were we?"
Scrubs
"Honest to God, I can't remember."
Scrubs
"Will you?"
Scrubs
"Will you divorce me?"
Scrubs
"Or "Look at poor Elliot, riding a tandem bike by herself.""
Scrubs
"That's not something I normally do. I wanted ice cream,"
Scrubs
"The point is, it was nice being the one chief resident for a while."
Scrubs
"You may now do whatever the hell you want!"
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"- Yeah. She's been gravelled. - Nice work."
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"Since when do you care what anybody else thinks?"
Scrubs
"I don't. I care what you think."
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"You being like that is one of the reasons I've gotten to where I am."
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"Wow. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
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"You owe me money!"
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"Whether it's the smallest gesture..."
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"Hey, doctor! Doc!"
Scrubs
"Are you actually asking my opinion?"
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"Well, I'll be in the bedroom with all the straight people."
Scrubs
"Wow. Thanks, JD."
Scrubs
"And she's just been gravelled."
Scrubs
"Chief Resident Dorian. Chiefy-chiefy-chief."
Scrubs
"What's that, your new cool guy walk?"
Scrubs
"I gotta stop taking that shortcut through the quarry."
Scrubs
"- Everybody say, "Hey!" - Hey!"
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"because he was flying high on crystal meth, his respect felt good."
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"- That is so sweet. - Come here."
Scrubs
"We have some very exciting news."
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"are gonna finally have that commitment ceremony?"
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"Even if I went that way,"
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"and there were nights in the service when it didn't sound far-fetched,"
Scrubs
"- Ted is hardly my type. - I beg to differ. I've seen Enid."
Scrubs
"to make sure "that slag would die a penniless whore"?"
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"Anyway, I was also going through a divorce."
Scrubs
"She's with my brother now."
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"He's nine inches shorter than me, but he wears a piece."
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"The point is, you and I signed the wrong papers,"
Scrubs
"Well, mazeltovs all around."
Scrubs
"has made you a little too big for your britches."
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"Whassup, ladies?"
Scrubs
"What's up with these rocks?"
Scrubs
"It's a new game I made up this morning when I had rocks in my shoes."
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"- I like it. - Better than Play-Doh Pants?"
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"Play-Doh Pants became all about the money."
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"Wise. It felt good cheering Turk up."
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"Now I'm Chief Studly, I was making a lot more money than him."
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"Remember I make more money than you? Here's five bucks for remembering."
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"The leather purple jumpsuit Eddie Murphy wore in Raw?"
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"You mean "dashboard face"?"
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"She shouldn't be checking her e-mail while driving 90 mph."
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