Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Death to Smoochy (2002)

"-what's wrong? -Nothing. I'm just..."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"who made you sad, Tommy?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"okay."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"I won't sleep until worms are crawling up your ass!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"congratulations on your ice show."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"It's about a good show without bells and whistles."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"You look good with your foot stuck in your mouth."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Jam it in there nice and tight."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"I never agreed to a show!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Until now. smoochy doesn't sell out. That's it!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Did I do good? I did good, right?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"And a cousin named Tommy cotter."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"-You raise money for hospitals. -we've added a brick or two."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"...how is that your concern?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"we take a little, everyone's happy."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"For the gazillionth time, I have no interest in doing a show!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"If that's all, let me out and we can say happy trails."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"As far as the ice show goes, I suggest you shop for skates."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Don't. Rat on them and you'll be lucky to find your toenails."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"-what kind of world is this? -The real one."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"sure."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Not that I want to make you feel bad..."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"I came here to apologize."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"-Really? -Yes."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"-I'm supposed to feel honored? -I may have been harsh the other day."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"I may have become a bit hardened over the years."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"when I was a kid, he was the one face I could trust."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"He was my inspiration to work in kids Tv."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"I did it for my first Holy communion."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"-I should go. -wait."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"-Hello? -Mr. Mopes? I'm Benjamin McKnucklepeck."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"No, but that's an issue close to my heart. I was just talking to..."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"That'd be great. see you then."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"It's such a fresh change from that dreadful embezzler, Rainbow Randy."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"I feel sorry for him. He has issues."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"...and you're shoveling dirt on his corpse?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"No. I wouldn't take pleasure in someone's misfortune."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Truth is, I thought he was pretty talented."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Great attitude. I wish more people felt that way."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"You can't change the world, but you can make a dent."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Auf Wiedersehen."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"-Smoochy the Rhino! -Hello, New Jersey!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Friends, friends, we all got friends You've got me and I got you"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Friends, friends, we all need friends It's our pals that get us through"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Hands on your head. Line up!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"How does it feel to be a racist scumbag?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Here at the Kidnet jungle, the rhino's now extinct."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"-It's me. I gotta talk to you. -There's nothing to say."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"That was a setup. I'm telling you!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"This Fetalkunkle guy said it was for kids."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"It's jackboots and Gestapo and smooch Heil, smooch Heil!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"I need your help. I'm in a pickle here."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Don't expect me to go out on an emotional limb here."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Bastards will slap a new pair of tits on the statue of Liberty..."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"...but they won't help a poor hophead. Just once I wish I had a little clout."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"what do you want?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"can you spare 60 seconds for a smiley old face from your past?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Hello, kitten."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"You and Frank are in a bind."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"call costumes and props and tell them that the old R-man is back."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"That was a long time ago. I was young and stupid."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"And limber. why we broke up, I'll never know."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"He was checking me out in the car."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"He was checking you out in what car?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"what's with the costume? Big erect horn."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"You're talking fast."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"He ain't no Nazi."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"It's about sheldon."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"This is private property. You're fucking trespassing."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Danny, go give Mr. smiley a little backrub."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"what are you talking about?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Don't touch me! My name isn't wandolph, it's Randolph."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"How is it being the most hated man in America?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"I barely know her. she's been down on everything."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"what about rumors that you're crazy?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"who grabbed my ass? Get away! Don't touch me!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"-very nice. -I've been shot!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Man, it's crazy out there."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Listen..."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"I don't know spanish, but thanks anyway."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"It means good luck."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Ladies and gentlemen..."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"...boys and girls, who's your favorite rhino?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"You guys are the greatest!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"when that pressure starts building..."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Thanks a lot, kids."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"shut up!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Too much for brain. Pressure building."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Bastard son of Barney!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"what are you doing? That's a picture-in-picture!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"-Put your slippers on and get out! -Please! I need help!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"...I am gonna do the ice show."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Now I got a bar mitzvah boy! That's a great decision."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"...it's a crime to waste your power."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"I'm doing it myself."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Not one dirty hand will touch this."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"-wanna hear the best part? -I'm holding my breath."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Half the profits will go to rebuild the coney Island Drug clinic!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Are you telling me you wanna give away half the profits?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Make it happen."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"save the rhino!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"save the Rainbow!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"A situation Merv Green holds me accountable for."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Enough said."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Rhino's got me in a box with no ventilation!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"You're aggravating me."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"This is about Mopes. The rhino's become a menace."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"He thinks he'll clean up our business."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"There's only one way out of this, partner."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"...and villainize my good name!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"only I can do that."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"...and the wicked thrive!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"Don't try and talk me out of this."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"You did this to me!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"what you doing, Rainbow Randolph?"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"It's okay."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"come on, it's smoochy. Let's go."
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"God! what does it all mean?!"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"He slams the door, he stomps his feet"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"His temper's bad and he's a slob He's bitter cause he lost his job"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
Show more clips