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Clips from Death to Smoochy (2002)

"Yes, he gets cross But still, he's the boss"
Death to Smoochy (2002)
"It's tough to be Mom's second man"
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"so remember, kids, a stepdad is a lot like a new puppy."
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"They need patience while they adjust to their surroundings."
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"911!"
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"Now, I am very excited..."
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"welcome, all the way from the Lalwood Downs Rhino Preserve..."
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"...my cousin, Moochy!"
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"You big drink of water! How are you?"
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"This costume's making my nuts itch."
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"Man, did you do great!"
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"And the ice show is gonna be so much fun!"
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"I love you too, buddy."
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"...and take all my headgear off, and you..."
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"It's great, what you're doing."
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"Good."
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"-The stepfather segment went well. -oh, yeah?"
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"I mean, I couldn't tell."
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"First, I thought it was an act."
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"It's understandable."
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"who knew he had a cousin? They're identical."
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"-You have to go back to kindergarten?! -All you said was hit the rhino."
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"-I'm not taking the blame for this. -I'm not through yet, rhino."
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"I guarantee that fucking Randolph has seen his last rainbow."
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"From now on, everywhere you go, we go!"
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"-I'll be fine. -Fine, nothing!"
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"You have one for me, okay?"
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"Just a couple of nights, officer."
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"smoochy?"
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"cousin lan from down at the morgue. You met him at the wake."
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"see the neck? snapped like a twig. Animals."
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"-what's that guy's name over there? -Merv Green."
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"Mr. Green will get a first-class ride through the justice system."
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"It's all taken care of."
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"It was a mistake. An honest mistake. I was just trying to help the children!"
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"I don't feel so good about this all of a sudden."
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"...more information than I care to have at this point."
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"Relax, it's all good."
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"Going in with Buggy Ding Dong's a mistake!"
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"God help us."
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"-You want a drink? -vodka."
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"I do this thing tonight and the spot's mine?"
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"Look at all the pretty lights."
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"-I wanted to be a priest. -I know."
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"Do you believe in angels?"
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"Perhaps it's time to heal."
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"Just like you asked."
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"I got you some crossword puzzles and stuff to read."
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"First he takes my career, then my life, now my girl."
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"I'll tear him apart! Piece by piece!"
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"-Piece by piece! -You said it's time to heal. stop it."
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"Motherfucker!"
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"Yeah."
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"I got news, Nora."
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"How you doing, apple cheeks? Long time, no see."
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"-what are you doing? -I got business with stokes."
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"-what are you talking about? -Buggy Ding Dong shall rise again."
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"why would stokes replace smoochy with a smack addict?"
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"somebody toss me a beach towel, because my head is swimming."
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"Randolph, you've lost your mind."
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"she used to like to play with his bells."
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"Nora, how could you do it with Wally the Whale?"
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"Thar she blows!"
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"I can't believe you didn't tell me about this."
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"But there was a time in my life..."
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"...when I was a bit of a kiddie host groupie."
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"-My God, I feel dizzy. -This has nothing to do with us!"
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"we know you didn't kill spinner, so just cool your jets!"
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"we'll go to the police tomorrow. I'll explain everything."
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"And this is my kingdom!"
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"-Get the gun. -what?"
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"-You're hurting me! -You wanna go down in flames?"
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"You're not nothing, all right?"
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"-You're going down to their level. -I'm just wising up."
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"she's right. Don't make the same mistake I did. Keep your dignity."
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"My balls! They're on fire!"
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"I appreciate everybody's concern. But I know what I'm doing."
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"-You've got a good man there. -Just rest."
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"we all got our bad days."
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"I did. I cleaned up half the poppies in Asia."
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"-can I get a pretzel? -lf that's what you want."
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"I got a job to do."
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"what will you wear to the show? I hope a thong."
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"He's doing a job for Burke."
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"-He's higher than a prom dress in June. -I got a bad feeling about this."
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"-No shit. -I have to go to the show."
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"Randy!"
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"Hip, hip, hooray."
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"You shot smoochy, you bastard!"
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"It's Burke, he set you up!"
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"Look, it's smoochy!"
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"stop him!"
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"-Honey, it's smoochy! -smoochy!"
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"You pull a gun on me? A gun I gave you as a gift?"
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"-You okay? -Yeah."
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"It was a mistake. I wish I could turn back time."
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"Get up! Get up and look at me!"
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"-You gonna shoot me? -Yeah."
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"I don't feel very smoochy-like right now."
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"Don't destroy who you are for this piece of shit."
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"come on, now. That's it."
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"-off you go. -Thanks a lot."
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"Macanudos, my ass!"
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"It's a beautiful city, but there's a lot of grime on it, you know?"
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"Thanks."
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"...side by side, shoulder to shoulder, ladies and gentlemen..."
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"Kidnet presents America's favorite kid-show host..."
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"Friends come in all sizes That's a fact, it's true"
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"Some like to toss While others to catch"
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"One might say grasp While the other says snatch"
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"Friends come in all sizes Take it from me"
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"Golly gee, size never matters When you want some friendly patter"
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"And can lift you up when you're blue"
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"You can count on him He can count on you"
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"Yes, they do"
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"You know what else comes in all sizes? Our products."
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"You want your booger-eater on my show?"
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"-of course. -Yes, very much."
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"Then don't tell me how to run my fucking business."
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"-Freeze! -Drop the briefcase!"
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